Chodda getting Owned

[Chodda]

Yah so unless you've been living under a rock then I'm sure people haven’t been seeing me play much... or at all. I'm in college and the internet here SUCKS... I average like a 700 ping in BF2 and this very second I’m getting a 500 ping in Ventrilo.. I'm trying to talk but nobody can here me </3 ;( When ever I try to join any server I get auto-kicked by consol because of my ping… It’s been about a month since I've been able to play.....

So I downloaded HamachiSandwich or whatever crappy program that thing is and nismo made up a server, I went in and we flew around it bit... the lag was really bad when I fired the missiles it was just bullshi and nothing made sense... virtually impossible for me to play in a real server. So I pulled out FRAPS and recorded my little 5 min experience w/ Hell... enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BukyiPoyz1s

[Blades]

ah man that sucks ***. I remember that SS where you had like a ping of 9, now its 500...

[Chodda]

lol that’s because I had a connection at home equivalent to a T3.. all to myself. Now I'm here with like 1,000's of people all on the same network... and everyone is probably downloading porn LOL damn noobs slowing the servers down. I went down to the IT guys last week and was like "uhh yah the internet here SUCKS" I was like I play online games and the ping is just ridiculous. He was like "wait lemme guess what game - bf2" lol apparently a lot of people have been bitchin about the ghay internet here. The guy gave me some sob bs story about how they were "working" on it. Yah yah ok I know when I’m being bs’d so don’t try and play me. It’s weird though... counterstrike is the only game I can play with decent pings... I guess maybe because there are a lot more servers out there or something. Either way CS is crap and not nearly as fun as shooting shi up in a chopper ;(

[sassback]

when flying a chopper tree and lag combo is definetly your deadliest enemy.

[SHFT_nismo]

that was me flying into the tree :D

[RocketChild]

oh, gotta love that feeling of two people in a helo, both with high server pings!

That really sucks, I remember a time where I had to dialup to get on teh internet and if you wanted to play anything, it could not be an FPS. I am glad those days are gone. Just hang it there, it will get better.

LPB FTW!

[Chodda]

Just took this now

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/5473/pingownedlf8.png

[[4TA]FAR|Sgt.Metallica]

hahahahahahahaha





...


.. lol

[sassback]

holysh*t 51,000 ping. lmao thats horrible.

[Chodda]

2%!#$4 you all ;( !

[predragjanjic]

lmao nismo killed him self with the eryx on the carrier

[RocketChild]

2%!#$4 you all ;( !

Man, I am truely sorry. I know what that is like. I remember the days of dial-up and it sucks so bad. Just sit tight...maybe your IS group will get things squared back up.

[lostinspace]

The porn is worth it to most...

[12:oc7ock]

That's awesome how you entitle your thread from a 3rd person perspective as if your some kinda legend :rolleyes:

[RocketChild]

That's awesome how you entitle your thread from a 3rd person perspective as if your some kinda legend :rolleyes:

haha, yeah, I was not going to insult him after I saw what the issue was. Bad enough as it is.

[Chodda]

That's awesome how you entitle your thread from a 3rd person perspective as if your some kinda legend :rolleyes:


chodda thinks your stupid, haha mr. i got banned ;D

[RocketChild]

chodda thinks your stupid, haha mr. i got banned ;D
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Chodda]

chodda concurs^

<3

[Nefarious]

chodda thinks your stupid, haha mr. i got banned ;D

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

I'd put that in my sig but I dont have any room.

[Sloi sauce]

I laughed when you tv'd the heli and it only blew up when you exited the tv screen. Good times... I feel for ya, bro. :)

[AlexIsUber]

RUSSIAN PUBLIC

lol..thats some gangsta server right there

[.Churr.]

T3, eh?

Nice video BTW

[Komet.nl]

Haha funny video.. Poor Chodda. When I had a Dialup connection I didn't even played games that much. But that was a long time ago.. Well I'll hope they'll fix the problem there since I played CS and was done with it and started playing BF2 =)

[Iwantcable]

I played CoD 1 for 2 years with dial up.
Atleast you have good graphics...

[ACE_FIN1972]

We have a phraise for that kind of situations in Finland. I don't know can u get it, but I say it anyway; That kind of ping (or any general f*ck up insident) makes a c(o)ck grow in your forehead :)

I know ur pain...

[TheEn|gma]

That's awesome how you entitle your thread from a 3rd person perspective as if your some kinda legend :rolleyes:

Agreed

Yah so unless you've been living under a rock then I'm sure people haven’t been seeing me play much... or at all.

Also this sarcastic comment saying that we should all know Chodda's life like the back of our hands suggest the same thing. Its pretty amusing I know just your type Choda. Your arrogance amuses me.

[Nefarious]

Jesus can people not take a joke! Chodda getting owned is just a phrase. Its not because of his possible egotistical personality, but rather a fustration with his substandard connection speed. Stereotyping that Chodda is arrogant for using the third person, is in itself arrogant for quickly coming to a conclusion based on a specific type of writing style. Anyone remember SmallCrater? Well in the bottom of his sig (after the racist one), he put: SmallCrater talks in the third person. Sue him

Lets get back on topic here, and not discuss unimportant personal matters of the psychological nature.

[N2K]

Then I have been living under a rock seeing that I didn't realy care where you were at all times.

[Nefarious]

Hey your a server owner now Need_2_kill?

[N2K]

Owner of an empty 24/7 jalalabad IO...which ill change to regular and some cool maps when I get home from work.

[[4TA]FAR|Sgt.Metallica]

Owner of an empty 24/7 jalalabad IO...which ill change to regular and some cool maps when I get home from work.

I think you should make a wake/oman server.. or something like that. Airmaps. I don't know.. lol that's what would make me play your server every time I play.


IMO if you want the most traffic, make a karkand or airmap server.

[N2K]

Yea I had Oman, I love that map, but no one came lol

Ill make it airmaps since my joystick is building up dust.

[Blades]

Make it 24/7 Oman. EVERY single Oman server left is a pile of ****, and they all break the ROE left and right. One kicks if he wants to solo, and kicks whoever shoots him down. ****ing *******. And the other is admined by a bunch of 2 year old clan members, and TAW is always empty...

[Chodda]

Lol apparently prof. eagle says I'm egotistical now… I can’t even play and people still fear me! <3 ! :P

[TheEn|gma]

Lol apparently prof. eagle says I'm egotistical now… I can’t even play and people still fear me! <3 ! :P

Right.......I don't recall being or claiming to be a professor :p , I also don't recall saying that I feared you and yes you are big headed, anyway I'm getting out of the thread were not discussing your over sized head....unfortunatly

[Chodda]

Judging from your avatar you seem lonely <3 its ok. Hehhe yay! mines bigger.pwn

[scrogathon]

ouch i feel for you, its prolly what im gonna get too when i move:(

[N2K]

Judging from your avatar you seem lonely <3 its ok. Hehhe yay! mines bigger.pwn

What, your e-penis?

[Chodda]

eheh i could be very mean since ive seen your ugly picture but i dont want you crying :'( wahwah

[bigpappa]

great, another solo pilot ruining the game. tis a sad life u lead.

[Chodda]

Lol you are wrong once again - I never solo.

[[4TA]FAR|Sgt.Metallica]

great, another solo pilot ruining the game. tis a sad life u lead.


I'm his pilot btw..

[SHFT_nismo]

great, another solo pilot ruining the game. tis a sad life u lead.
also a pilot @ 1 point

and ive never seen chodda solo...

[saltburn]

there is about a million better things to do in college than sit in your room and "pwn the n00bs"
get out and enjoy the best years of your life

[Chodda]

and your an old man playing games.plz fuk off k thx

[[C22] yrethguad]

lol @ OMG YOU TV'D YOUR OWN CHOPPER!!!! lol but not really.

Sorry aboot your luck.

[N2K]

eheh i could be very mean since ive seen your ugly picture but i dont want you crying :'( wahwah


Atleast my uglyness is real unlike that big e-penis you are packing...

[Eternal-Souljah]

Chodda you have never solo'd? is it because you can't or is it because you can't fly into uncaps/carrier and spray away at the spawning troops while the J-10'ers pound the Essex and other Choppers/Jets from taking off you do your part and spray. How many of your kills are not from using the MG/Canon? I could bet about 80% of your kills are from spraying all the infantry or using the TV missile on them if it suits you better.

And yes I have seen one of the videos you posted, land on the carrier and spray the troops, so don't even deny it.

Sure you can spray troops and you can spawn camp the base if you like it doesn't bother me, the only thing that I find laughable is that you see yourself as some sort of "God". Don't try deny that either as its obvious.

You can think that your the best if you want but at the end of the day there is many more better then you out there, they just don't show/claim/post/brag about it.

Oh yeah anyone can have good stats.

Flame away :)

[Nefarious]

*runs away*

[saltburn]

and your an old man playing games.plz fuk off k thx

1. i'm in college
2. i used to play bf2 and be better than you in the heli
3. ive pubbed on my laptop maybe 3 hours since i've been here so you're probably better than me and proud of it.

bf2 is a waste of time but even more so in college when there is so much fun to be had.

and to answer your next statement where you ask me then why do I still visit these boards:
because I still play this game (an hour a week, maybe?), am damn good at jets still, and this is the best way to keep updated on the game since I can't play it that often.

[Nefarious]

*runs farther away*

[Chodda]

Haha need, at least you know you’re ugly

Oh and eternal I’ve never landed on the carrier and sprayed troops in my videos. If you can find it ill give you 100000e-dollars z0mgz.does that match how many e-friends you have? Oh and I can solo pretty well actually - I just don’t because it is like your face - pretty ghay…. ouch

Oh and salt - your still a little guy. You keep saying how much cooler you are by going out having a “life” hehe but you keep coming back to try and pick internet fights >.<


next! :)

[Sloi sauce]

Soloing isn't ghey, it demands skill and consistency to be performed at high levels. Anyone can sit back and let a pilot find targets for him: I'm not knocking your bread and butter, just puzzled as to why you would make such a comment.

[Eternal-Souljah]

''Oh and I can solo pretty well actually - I just don’t because it is like your face - pretty ghay…. ouch''

I really do hope you don't mean that as a insult as that is the lamest $hit I've ever heard.

lmao ok, ok e-friends? okay okay lol, last time I checked its better to have real friends then e-friends something you don't have.

Oh yeah and on the first page it is someone saying how your in college? wow your in college and your posting on forums how you ''pwn noobs'' damn get a life, I take it you do online dating as well?

But ya I like it how you take the bait many many times, the more the better so I can get a flame fest going in your topic so it can get another lock and another one of your self-loving threads will be locked.

Reply again, which you will but at least reply with insults, not $hit that makes you look dumber than you already are.

:D

[Chodda]

Soloing isn't ghey, it demands skill and consistency to be performed at high levels. Anyone can sit back and let a pilot find targets for him: I'm not knocking your bread and butter, just puzzled as to why you would make such a comment.

Everyone plays the game differently. Solo'n doesnt tickle my fancy ;D


...lol sorry my name is souljah I'm too cool to actually type soldier cus' I'm from the "hood"... yo....word

[Eternal-Souljah]

Everyone plays the game differently. Solo'n doesnt tickle my fancy ;D


...lol sorry my name is souljah I'm too cool to actually type soldier cus' I'm from the "hood"... yo....word

Yup my names chodda and chodda and I derive my name from choda in a lame porno movie.

Please keep it up, oh yeah you don't solo because you can't you suck. Can you even fly the chopper?:laugh::laugh:

K, look at your stats:

.Riot.SniperWolf (http://bf2s.com/player/58144846/) (23)

|MoH|Alius (http://bf2s.com/player/49293049/) (28)

So killing Alius 28 times in a row in a round? hmm I smell either heavy spawn camping or some stats padding :).

[saltburn]

Oh and salt - your still a little guy. You keep saying how much cooler you are by going out having a “life” hehe but you keep coming back to try and pick internet fights >.<


next! :)

Just suggesting that you reprioritize your life; your topic shows how much you care for this game.
where do you go to school and what's your major?

[Chodda]

:P Its an honor people look over my stats to find things to argue about. You forgot to mention 10/29 people on my Victims list have double digit deaths by me... ooo I’m so good ;D

Maybe you should reprioritize your life - you say I seem to care way too much about a game yet you spend your time worrying about other peoples business. I’d much rather spend my time playing a game then being someone who types on the internet telling people go to out and live their lives...don’t be a hypocrite

[[4TA]FAR|Sgt.Metallica]

Yup my names chodda and chodda and I derive my name from choda in a lame porno movie.

Please keep it up, oh yeah you don't solo because you can't you suck. Can you even fly the chopper?:laugh::laugh:

K, look at your stats:

.Riot.SniperWolf (http://bf2s.com/player/58144846/) (23)

|MoH|Alius (http://bf2s.com/player/49293049/) (28)

So killing Alius 28 times in a row in a round? hmm I smell either heavy spawn camping or some stats padding :).



BTW I am his pilot so I don't know why you are blaming him for "spawn camping".

And I was there when we killed all those people..

[MoB|GunnerDoop]

Guys VIDEO GAMESSSSSSSSS

[.Churr.]

That's long round + spawn camping. :)

I doubt it's padding.

[Chodda]

Yessir.

[Eternal-Souljah]

''Maybe you should reprioritize your life - you say I seem to care way too much about a game yet you spend your time worrying about other peoples business. I’d much rather spend my time playing a game then being someone who types on the internet telling people go to out and live their lives...don’t be a hypocrite''

Uh isn't that what Salt or whatever said? lame. But now your talking smack to me saying I play too much? lol I've played BF2 for approx 2 hours in over 2 months. I haven't really played any games, I unninstalled most of them. Only a few left I have still installed. I don't even play that much at all.

So it makes me laugh how you can talk smack like that claiming this and that when you can't judge at all lol. Considering I have work to do on the comp or im on msn. I can't help but throw the bait at you, your reactions are priceless. Oh yeah your flames make me laugh the more the better as I said before, yup I get a kick out of it.

Oh yeah and if you had a fast connection you would be playing on BF2 24/7 like you always did before you were at college.

Oh yeah and im laughing at your self-loving $hitty movies you make. They suck.

Chodda, admit it your a geek, running around "i am 1337 look at me lawl i totally pwn everyone"

Chownage? HAHA seriously admit you are a geek.

[Chodda]

lol I'm not gonna read all that.

[[4TA]FAR|Sgt.Metallica]

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/7307/940dy3.jpg


Me = me

Eternal-souljah = chinese


last round.. (we had airfield btw)


lmao

[Chodda]

ouch.

[Nefarious]

Cant we all just get along:) .....

[Chodda]

get a bong ;D

[saltburn]

Did you really just post a screenshot of a public server?
As if a public server is based more on your skill than a lack of skill on the other team.
I'm glad I have better things in my life going for me than my computer game skills.

[Chodda]

lol what life, your posting information about yourself on some forums in which nobody gives a flyin fuk. GeeTeeEffOo

[[C22] yrethguad]

I care.

Chodda that's kinda hypocritical for you to say.

[Eternal-Souljah]

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/7307/940dy3.jpg


Me = me

Eternal-souljah = chinese


last round.. (we had airfield btw)


lmao

More proof that you also are a self-loving whore. Also you have just shown the world that you spawn camp the airfield bombing and bombing, you suck, anyone can do that.

Me=Chinese? uh ok. As I said before I don't even play anymore.

[SHFT_nismo]

As I said before I don't even play anymore.

then why bother posting and constantly complaining?

[Eternal-Souljah]

then why bother posting and constantly complaining?

Err, complaining?

I've posted in the Support, Off topic, General gaming but not in BF2 discussion, oh ya shft_nismo, you are providing no flame so gtfo of this thread.

[Keyelite]

I just lost ALL respect for chodda.

[Talus]

Closing this flame fest.

Chodda, consider yourself warned.