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dontsh000t
12-14-2007, 12:36 PM
lets list some ways to make these cheaters miserable =D obviously all involve starting new soldiers unless you want to risk your BG getting PB'ed.

just now i went into a 27/32 FoB knife ranked server, took the APC and ran over 22 people. i actually got a distinguished combat efficiency pin for that :laugh: the admin was supposed to perma-ban for that, but they didnt have time to ban me, i got autokicked cos i had around -40 points ^^

so here are some ways to make it harder for admin to ban you while remaining an annoyance in those servers.
if you get kick-voted while doing any of these, remember to whine, preferably in CAPS. something along the lines of "you all are ***** beetches i wasnt doing anything wrong ur mums r gh3y" etc.

1. annoy them. take a vehicle out to a place with enemies, and when anyone comes to knife you, get into the vehicle, get out, get in, get out etc. rinse and repeat with different players.

2. if there is an apc, take it to the enemy HQ and start EMPing the assets. i'm pretty sure you get half a point for emping it, so just sit in the APC, aim your EMP at the asset and right click. you might wanna read a book or something =D if anyone kills you with the railgun, kickvote them and WHINE. preferably in CAPS, see above.

3. go around capping flags in armour. try to cap alternate flags so that the players are diluted instead of bunched together. nobody likes to have to run 100m toknife 1 person. again, if you get killed in the armour, WHINEEE.

4. destroy beacons. i saw everyone in the knife server squad up so the could spawn at beacons near each other. destroy any beacon you see, friendly or not.

5. EMP themas support. get to a place where people can't knife you (ie on top of the monorail track in Belgrade or on the buildings in FoB), sit there and start raining EMP down on any moving thing you see. if you get shot or kickvoted, you know what to do (hint: the word starts with a W, ends with a HINE)

6. FAV TK teammates. you've probably seen this a few times in normal play, but especially fun to do in knife servers. take an FAV, aim at your teammate, boost into him and at the last moment BAIL out. the momentum will make the FAV hit him, and if there's no-one in the FAV when it rams into the player, the player is "Killed" and unrevivable.

7. VOIP your teammates with nonsense. only works for a while before them mute you though. some will leave the squad if they don't know how to mute.

when you get bored, of course, just run over every moving thing you see. don't leave the server, let the server kick you =D

any other ideas? lets dedicate this thread to making knife servers miserable place to play on.

Rick Astley
12-14-2007, 12:51 PM
Or just take the walker and minigun the living crap out of them. :D

dontsh000t
12-14-2007, 01:16 PM
yeah i'm trying to find sneaky ways where they won't ban you immediately. getting banned immediately only causes them minimal misery =D

TrooperJac
12-14-2007, 01:42 PM
Knife servers are the most tightly administered servers out there. If I find myself on one I always equip the Clark and the sentry and just go wading into the scrum only to be kicked within seconds.

dalwen
12-14-2007, 02:17 PM
Put on a DICE tag and see if they kick ya

dontsh000t
12-14-2007, 02:20 PM
don't be silly, the easiest way to get kicked is for TrooperJac [(non-knife)] random d00d to show up in the killbox. a lotta admins just look there, so i'm trying to circumvent that.

HAHAHAHAH the DICE thing is funny.

TrooperJac
12-14-2007, 02:55 PM
don't be silly, the easiest way to get kicked is for TrooperJac [(non-knife)] random d00d to show up in the killbox. a lotta admins just look there, so i'm trying to circumvent that.



Well I will read your solution with interest! :confused:

dontsh000t
12-14-2007, 03:22 PM
hehe i'mma put DICE as my clan tmr solely to go into the knife servers. it will be funny, but i betcha everyone will just try to get my tags. tbh they are good at knifing.

sempf
12-14-2007, 03:55 PM
get into vehicles. but still i like it. i lol'ed at your example

XxSTAM1NAxX
12-14-2007, 04:46 PM
If there's a Jeep available:

Put 2 RDX on the front, one right, one left and one behind.
Locate the knifers on the mini map. Try getting a good angle, so you can boost into them. Exit, press the button and watch everyone fly.
Works best with FF=Off Knife Servers. :D

LeavingNormal
12-14-2007, 05:09 PM
lets list some ways to make these cheaters miserable =D obviously all involve starting new soldiers unless you want to risk your BG getting PB'ed.

Actually someone I know got wiped for playing on knife servers and they (EA) cleaned all the soldiers under his account name so you can still run the risk of losing your soldiers.

Fingulfin
12-14-2007, 05:18 PM
You forgot an important step:
If there are no admins on, the only way you can get kicked is via Kickvote. So, before you go on your rampage, initiate a kick vote against some random dude! Assuming they don't kick him, you have a good 2.5 minutes to let loose thine fury :p

EDIT: BTW, did anyone notice that all the EFFU servers are gone? w00t!

LeavingNormal
12-14-2007, 05:28 PM
BTW, did anyone notice that all the EFFU servers are gone? w00t!

Nice find...they finally run out of server providers to rent from? Still though a new server for them could surface or maybe most of them went to a new game.

Shazanelli
12-15-2007, 02:46 AM
Yeah, i thought they delete all your soldiers dont they?

Bradley
12-15-2007, 11:35 AM
I hope not, I love going on knife severs, and doing all kinds of ****, especially this.

Pick support.

Take shotty

Walk up to a guy (with knife out so he thinks you're playing knife only)

Pull out shotty

Let him whine :D

Rick Astley
12-15-2007, 05:34 PM
^^
That's exactly why i love knife servers too. Or just pull out the Herzog :drevil:

Fingulfin
12-15-2007, 06:09 PM
Before EA released the RoC, I was banned from every North American Knife Only server :p Haven't been on a knife server since the RoC was released sadly, but I found other ways to get roadkills (legit ways :p)

di di MAU
12-16-2007, 03:24 PM
wait, did I miss something? EA released an official RoC??

dontsh000t
12-16-2007, 03:35 PM
for BF2 i think.
oh another way to annoy them, by using ladders =P on maps like fob with lots of ladders, climb up a nearby one and snipe random people with your pistol (making sure not to kill of course). or EMP people.
after a while some will come up to you, just wait at the ladder and knife him once he appears.
if you miss, just jump down the ladder, wait for him to jump down, then climb back up and repeat =P

=T.K.C= Vanchen
12-16-2007, 04:10 PM
lol! That's awesome. Does anybody know the guide to winning knife fights? The one where he just clarks, apcs or roadkills everybody? How does he do that without getting kicked?

Flt. Sgt. Powderhound
12-16-2007, 04:32 PM
I've always thought that you could argue that you yourself are statpadding if you go onto these servers and start using walkers etc. Also, I don't want to run the risk of getting banned. ;)

Fingulfin
12-16-2007, 10:01 PM
lol! That's awesome. Does anybody know the guide to winning knife fights? The one where he just clarks, apcs or roadkills everybody? How does he do that without getting kicked?
He does get kicked :p LOTS. It was his "guide" that inspired me to get banned from all the knife servers...

BTW, those movies were AWESOME :laugh:

NoseKi||s
12-18-2007, 09:58 AM
If the knifers are really packed up tight i bet it would be easy to get a few of them with a supply crate as a commander. You'd have time to get out of the commander map and take a screenie too.. :)

dontsh000t
12-19-2007, 04:29 PM
oh another intersting idea i just found out.
enemy and friendly all clumped together? apply for commander (noone is comm usually), orby strike the area, resign immediately. NOBODY knows who did it, and it isn't counted as your kill/teamkill if you resign before the shells land. i got some pretty swear words from an aussie server just now by doing this ^^


EDIT: scratch that, i just got a week-long ban form a knife server cos it still registered as my kill )= i'll go investigate more next week.