I am God

[Bubas]

I love this game when you are on that days where the other team tries everything to kill you and the only thing that dies is their effort :D.
I did get a round where by myself i manage to win the round...in my happiness i came here to boast with you guys...the nearest to brothers in arms i have in bf2142.
My clan don´t play this game :(.

P.S. - Nice game I played with you Sempf ;)


Edit:Grrrrrr i don´t know how to get bigger images...from god to dork eh eh

Well thanks to vreki this is at least visible...I must explore more how to upload good quality pics.

http://profile.imageshack.us/user/bubas/images/detail/#231/lolte6.jpg

[Vreki]

Edit:Grrrrrr i don´t know how to get bigger images...from god to dork eh eh

God of Dorks ;).
Upload it to www.imageshack.us, they will give you readymade links you can just copy into your post.

[Bubas]

Nice, I will try...and you gave me a very good Idea for a Nick...GoDofDorks :)

[Muiriddin]

I thought Doorman was god? There seems to be a theological conundrum here! (just trying to be funny here)

[Dtneter]

nope doorman is a stupid person (thats what i heard from alot of people here)

[ThQp]

Doorman banned me from all servers for taking "his" heli :p

[Vreki]

Well thanks to vreki this is at least visible...I must explore more how to upload good quality pics.

http://profile.imageshack.us/user/bubas/images/detail/#231/lolte6.jpg

Needlessly complicated, you don't need to register to upload files, and you must use the "Forum links" not the HTML ones.
Like this:
Thumbnail
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/3038/lolte6.th.jpg (http://img231.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lolte6.jpg)
Full size
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/3038/lolte6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Shazanelli]

It woulda been a different story if i was on that server....:p

Doorman banned me from all servers for taking "his" heli :p

I knifed him and he banned me....:laugh:

[Bubas]

Thknkx again vreki ;)

It woulda been a different story if i was on that server....:p

LOl...would you knife my walker to death?

There is a softspot on the walker...go for the knee tendon eh eh.

[sempf]

loved it when they tought you had an aimbot but i had a higher kdr and score then you. and most of the time i attacked them to but you got the kill.

[Bradley]

How did you do that? Just wonidering, I can do scores like that, but only if I whore gunships or tanks on Suez Canal

[sempf]

that aren't really high scores. i can get scores up to 140 on a camp gib map. if its with to many players. my record is 152 with only infantery and it was not a inf only server.

[Ix_Mac_xI]

that aren't really high scores. i can get scores up to 140 on a camp gib map. if its with to many players. my record is 152 with only infantery and it was not a inf only server.

thanks for the game, shame we lost! :D

[sempf]

yeah. i lolled when i read your pm that you were kicked for owning the enemie admin. i was pretty pissed of today else i had done way better cuz my clan sayd at the last mometn they didn't want a clantraining today. i was a whole week busy for finding a server and then at the day we should have one they say they don't want to have one.

[Shazanelli]

Thknkx again vreki ;)



LOl...would you knife my walker to death?

There is a softspot on the walker...go for the knee tendon eh eh.

I took out a walker with my voss yesterday... :p

[Dtneter]

i did it with my pistol once the pilot must have thought oh jeez another noob that tries to kill me with a pistol while im whoring lawl *20 seconds later* hey wth im on fire aah boom dtneter[p33 pierra pistol]walker_whore

[NoseKi||s]

Every now and then you have these carzy rounds... or crazy days when everything just works for you.

I can still remember those ~5 rounds i played a month or so ago... If i had been on the other team, even i would have probably suspected me of hacking.

[Ezekiel]

lol i used to use IAMGOD as tags :D

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a340/daylfc/Ownage1.jpg

Good days, and it really is the truth, the tags never lie lol

[Vegas]

Why are you proud..?
Look at the enemy's. They where noobish noob.
So its notting ''god'' Just the luck your enemy's dont know how to blast a gun :D

[Bubas]

Why are you proud..?
Look at the enemy's. They where noobish noob.
So its notting ''god'' Just the luck your enemy's dont know how to blast a gun :D

Why do you say this?

You know numbers don´t say everything but mean a lot.
I was in the walker with the other two guys that had a positive score in my team...the guy with a 10-10 k/d and the guy with 7-0.
That means that more or less than 50% of all kills in the round where made by my walker.
I was in a map where almost every spawn point had a walker, so the fight was walker v.s. walker or walker v.s. tank, not walker v.s. infantry.
If the other team was noobs look at my team, even with a guy that´s dominating no one has a higher than 1 k/d ratio, exept the guy that was safe inside my walker.
You are right they weren´t top of the class, but there are few rounds where i felt i was the major force behind a victory...so that´s why I am proud.

Well and I am shure you have a lot of rounds with more than 32-0 against noobs to show right?

P.S. - Sempf...I didn´t even understand why they where saying that i had an aimbot, and picking with me, I was rellying in my pk rockets because the ping was over 100, and you where having a better round than me :). U should be the one they accused eh eh.

[Vegas]

Why do you say this?

You know numbers don´t say everything but mean a lot.
I was in the walker with the other two guys that had a positive score in my team...the guy with a 10-10 k/d and the guy with 7-0.
That means that more or less than 50% of all kills in the round where made by my walker.
I was in a map where almost every spawn point had a walker, so the fight was walker v.s. walker or walker v.s. tank, not walker v.s. infantry.
If the other team was noobs look at my team, even with a guy that´s dominating no one has a higher than 1 k/d ratio, exept the guy that was safe inside my walker.
You are right they weren´t top of the class, but there are few rounds where i felt i was the major force behind a victory...so that´s why I am proud.

Well and I am shure you have a lot of rounds with more than 32-0 against noobs to show right?

P.S. - Sempf...I didn´t even understand why they where saying that i had an aimbot, and picking with me, I was rellying in my pk rockets because the ping was over 100, and you where having a better round than me :). U should be the one they accused eh eh.
I wasn't talking to you...
I was reacting about ezekiels pic...

[Bubas]

I wasn't talking to you...
I was reacting about ezekiels pic...


Shame on me...I shouldn´t be so egocentric eh eh...sorry.
And as an excuse i can´t see Ezekiel´s picture.

[Ezekiel]

Why are you proud..?
Look at the enemy's. They where noobish noob.
So its notting ''god'' Just the luck your enemy's dont know how to blast a gun :D

I wasn't bragging bout my score, i was showing that i wore those tags.

But if i wanted to brag i could cos am better than you ever will be, and thats the truth.

[Rugerdog]

Ah this is one of those times where I wish I had not been stupid and alt+f4ed out of xfire and lost my pic of a 56-1 walker round. The first 44 were in a row and I finally got killed by a combination of motion mines and an orbital strike. Stupid xfire pic save:(.
Edit: BTW it's not the picture that I'm ranting about, good for you on that, just never claim "I am God" when there is always a better player than you. There are better than me of course and I freely admit this.

[Bubas]

BTW it's not the picture that I'm ranting about, good for you on that, just never claim "I am God" when there is always a better player than you. There are better than me of course and I freely admit this.

LOl...the claim is just kidding...to get that kind of score you must be playing against a weak oposition. I think that even the best player in the world, when facing a strong team could ever get over a round with 0 deaths...at least if he was at the frontlines.
I´ve played with some people here in the forum and got my arse kicked...like Lt_Bullit and Shaz. I will never pretend that I am one of the best.

P.S. - Hope this one wasn´t meant to Ezekiel, if it was I will stop posting in this thread :).

[Rugerdog]

K then gotcha then. N00bs are the reason I've moved back to BF2 for awhile. There just seem to be more of them in 2142. The most frustrating feeling in the world is having a 116 point round and going 70-6 with the Baur on Gibraltar and rezzing everyone in sight, only to have your team lose because they ALL have more deaths than kills and get picked off one by one trying to take a flag.

[Ezekiel]

K then gotcha then. N00bs are the reason I've moved back to BF2 for awhile. There just seem to be more of them in 2142. The most frustrating feeling in the world is having a 116 point round and going 70-6 with the Scar/Krylov on Gibraltar and rezzing everyone in sight, only to have your team lose because they ALL have more deaths than kills and get picked off one by one trying to take a flag.

yup correct mate, but made amendments to suit me :D

[sempf]

i said that the enemie tought that you had a aimbot. but they should be calling me for it cuz i did the most work(most of the time but you got the kill)

[Rugerdog]

yup correct mate, but made amendments to suit me :D
Yeah I actually like those better now post 1.4. The Scar is just deadly now, best rounded assault rifle, not very much recoil, good damage, and accurate on single shot.

[LT_BuLLiT]

Well at least they didn't leave the server the next round, especially when you just wanted to try out a new account and have a low rank >.>

[Noir France]

Infantry only, 87 kills with voss, the rest with krylov or grenades, no walkers used.

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/4311/voss9416hm6.png

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/6292/voss94162ha1.png

[Ezekiel]

Yeah I actually like those better now post 1.4. The Scar is just deadly now, best rounded assault rifle, not very much recoil, good damage, and accurate on single shot.

I preferred it before the patch, as less people used it.

[Noir France]

I preferred it before the patch, as less people used it.

A lot of people are using the clark after the patch too, since its more deadly than ever.

[Shazanelli]

Well at least they didn't leave the server the next round, especially when you just wanted to try out a new account and have a low rank >.>

Hey, whereabouts in London you from? Put your name down in the "lets get together thread" so ppl can add you.

[FLAVIO]

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/978/sc172tz8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

PS: I'm from Brazil like Noir is

[sempf]

ezekiel meanse he likes the clark more before the patch because now more people use it.

[Bubas]

Hey Noir, you have played with a Shi*ty player in your team :).
For the non-Portuguese speakers, Diarreia=liquid poop (I don´t know what is the literal translation but you get my meaning).

[-Spartan`II7^]

How did you do that? Just wonidering, I can do scores like that, but only if I whore gunships or tanks on Suez Canal

Walker.

[Noir France]

Hey Noir, you have played with a Shi*ty player in your team :).
For the non-Portuguese speakers, Diarreia=liquid poop (I don´t know what is the literal translation but you get my meaning).

Hehe yeah, but he wasnt that shiity :D, since he had some experience from Battlefield 2. The first place from the other team named "putaum" also means "big bi**tch"

[Fingulfin]

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/978/sc172tz8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

PS: I'm from Brazil like Noir is
I don't get why you are posting this screen in the "I AM GOD" Thread... According to the scores, SPM and K/D Ratio, you aren't God, xPAC1 is :laugh:

[Bubas]

To run for god you must win the round :D.


And to Bradley, sorry didn´t see your question:
Walker.
Up there is the truth.

As an infantry the best I could manage without dying was a 20-0. And I lost the round.

[Noir France]

I don't get why you are posting this screen in the "I AM GOD" Thread... According to the scores, SPM and K/D Ratio, you aren't God, xPAC1 is :laugh:

He was probably playing with a 200 ping or more, since he was playing in server outside of his country.

[Fingulfin]

So was xPAC, hes from Eastern Canada playing on a South West Coast American server ;) Not too much a difference between 170 and 190 ping now is there :p

EDIT: I AM JEBUS!
http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/7273/saspwnedix0.jpg
The SAS Clan Teamstacked, and when I came in for the first round they owned us. Next round we (me and one of my clan mates, along with a few random pubbies) squaded up and owned them 141-0. Round after that, same squad of guys owned them up 70 something-0, with me taking the definite roll of God :p
Now that we have put the SAS clan back into place, we can sleep in peace!

[D3lit3]

God is the one with 0 deaths...like me :D:D:D

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n43/bookuh/goodround.jpg

:nod:

[Rugerdog]

I guess I need to pull this one out again...
http://screenshot.xfire.com/screenshot/natural/fe20aa6cfdce5fe4f30b9f66f4610c82d7788be3.png
I had one better in a walker as I said, but this one is all Assault on Fall of Berlin with vehicles. Oh and before you ask, they did cap some bases and I didn't spawn camp.

[Bubas]

This is a Pantheon of GODS :).
But I am refering to a Christian God, so there is only one.
To be this god you must get your team to victory, get it alone, and in the begining of the round your team must be owned.
The scores you put here are impressive, but your teams where owning, almost everyone has over 1 in the k/d department.
I like the score of 60-3 with inafantry :cool:.

SO...I am the only one...if you don´t agree I will transform you in mice :D.

[BandoIruka]

Have not played in a while due to rl business.

Jumped in a server and getting fragged upon every enemy contact makes me feel like a bottom feeder

[Fingulfin]

lolz, try to go 48-0 when you have a teamstacking clan on the other side. You can win, but not without dying :p

[sempf]

i did it once. each time i killed someone from that clan i trew a grenade at his body. was a nooby clan and they were all close together and if a mate had been fallen in the fight he would be surrounded by all of the members. so a nade would take them all out at once

[Ezekiel]

lol see how many JOM members were on the other team :D

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a340/daylfc/MeandPredatorowning-1.jpg

Predator was in walker for most (and my K/D is still actually better) but love the team stacking and still losing lol.


now check this SPM :

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a340/daylfc/BF21422007-08-0416-52-54-75.jpg

[Fingulfin]

lolz, I declare Ezekiel God :p

PS: Most of those JOM dudez were nubblets ;) 4/5 of them SAS guys were Brigs.

[Shazanelli]

not one of the JOM guys were brig gens, all nubs....

was the bottom one on the inf-uk server? cos u could get that score with spawn and uncap base rape, which is allowed on that server and happens so often.... also team stacking that always happens on there too....

[iQu'e]

was the bottom one on the inf-uk server? cos u could get that score with spawn and uncap base rape, which is allowed on that server and happens so often.... also team stacking that always happens on there too....

He was PAC, so he didn't baserape. Unless he baseraped himself which doesn't make sense. ;)

This is starting to turn into a brag thread... Oh hang on it was that from the beginning :p

[Fingulfin]

Anyone who says "I AM GOD" has bragging issues. Sure, we are all stuck up idiots but hey, its fun :p

[Ezekiel]

not one of the JOM guys were brig gens, all nubs....

was the bottom one on the inf-uk server? cos u could get that score with spawn and uncap base rape, which is allowed on that server and happens so often.... also team stacking that always happens on there too....

Well as stated i was PAC so we were attacking, and with regards to our server we didn't allow anyone on the beach, so baseraping wasn't allowed, and team stacking was very rare as a lot of us thought it was fun to kill/knife the other members :D

And with regards to none being Brig generals, even i wasn't then which shows the game wasn't very old.

[Rugerdog]

That last 81 team point round wasn't one of your infamous EMPing sessions, was it Ezekiel?

[Ezekiel]

Nah that wasn't, hence the fact i have so many kills and few deaths as well. Nothing quite like a Krylov :D

[Bubas]

This is starting to turn into a brag thread... Oh hang on it was that from the beginning :p

LOL...this is a thread to put your awsome scores...I think ezekiel has taken the top seat eh eh (at least in the spm department)

[Bradley]

Walker.


Oh ok.

Well, I like walkers, but I don't think they're so good, or maybe I don't use em right.

Any tank/APC/walker usually falls to me, but I can't seem to be good against infantry, I mean sure I kill some guys. Maybe I should play on servers with more people???

[XxSTAM1NAxX]

Oh ok.

Well, I like walkers, but I don't think they're so good, or maybe I don't use em right.

Any tank/APC/walker usually falls to me, but I can't seem to be good against infantry, I mean sure I kill some guys. Maybe I should play on servers with more people???
64 Camp Gibraltar is Walker Heaven.

[Bradley]

64 Camp Gibraltar is Walker Heaven.

Yes but, how long does it take for walker to respawen after it's destroyed? Because I hardly can get my hands on a walker with 31 other idiots trying to grab one. Lol I say idiots, but they're prob. better then me anyways. xD

[XxSTAM1NAxX]

I don't use the Walker that often. However, once the other 63 people are busy killing each other at one of the back flags, you sometimes have 10 seconds to spawn next to your Walker and use it. It's luck most of the time.
But once you got it, it's killing frenzy.

[BandoIruka]

But all it takes is one obnoxious little engineer to put out motion mines or a commander to rain explosions from the sky to ruin your little place of heaven on camp g. Whether you are standing there unloading lead upon them or running up to them to give them a faceful, you're never safe from enemy mischief.


oh, and walkers seem to take ages to respawn on the popular infantry maps such as camp g

[sempf]

on a small server rarely anybody goes engie on the beginning so there no motion mines to kill you. and on a small server you have more space for moving. just keep moving and you can avoid engenier at wapons and railguns. and if you keep some distance you can even run out rockets from the enemie walker. use double shot instead of shooting 4 rockets and search supply crates for repair. not standing still double shot and suppy crates will make you nearly immortal.

[Bubas]

Any tank/APC/walker usually falls to me, but I can't seem to be good against infantry, I mean sure I kill some guys. Maybe I should play on servers with more people???

More than half of the kills weren´t against infantry, I played a map where almost everyone was on a tank or a Walker.
And I don´t think that a Walker on campg with 64p is a killing machine, if the map is small it´s ok, but on bigger maps walkers don´t survive long if they try to mingle with infantry.

[Rugerdog]

32-40 player city maps are best for walkers, there are enough people for plenty of targets, but not so many that you are likely to get pilumed to death without a chance to fall back and repair/rearm.

[Shazanelli]

Just got this nice score tonight.... :salute:

All infantry kills with krylov, no walker... miles ahead from anyone else on the server.... :D:D:D

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/351/screen015dl3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[hidden1sniper]

haha nice one shaz, i join the server and you have 175 and next person down has 75 lol

look at the guy with 59 deaths :p

[Ezekiel]

Nice score :D

pity you didn't show the SPM cos i know it wouldn't of been as great as it seems but still a very impressive score :D

[Shazanelli]

i think the spm was just below 4...

[Ezekiel]

Exactly :D

An amazing score, but not as super 1337 z0mg hacks as it seems lol :D

once again congrats mate.

[Vegas]

That stats where not ultra special or something... But..
''Nicely done''
K*u*t*g*w (Keepupthegoodwork)

[serevalassassin]

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m69/JJ_the_man/bf2142-20071217-113556.png
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m69/JJ_the_man/bf2142-20071219-125723.png

didn't get scoreboard screeny but i had only 5 deaths

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m69/JJ_the_man/bf2142-20071230-223045.png

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m69/JJ_the_man/bf2142-20071223-215721.png

stuffing around on some random account lol. Bad spm but i was happy with kd.

There just some of my recent ones, i cbf looking through all my SS for the others

oh and btw these are all pure infantry.

[XxSTAM1NAxX]

Bad spm but i was happy with kd.
Ehm... Whatever dude.

[serevalassassin]

Ehm... Whatever dude.

as far as my best rounds go that is.