View Full Version : your funniest incidents
hooahguy
03-23-2008, 04:35 AM
i had 3 today, and all on the same map- Highway Tampa. so i was PAC, and i was assistant gunner on a tank. so we were driving along and all of a sudden an EU FAV sped towards us. naturally, we opened fire, but i was too fast for us. for 5 minutes, it kept runninng circles around us, doing nothing but that. we kept turning in circles, and always missed. i was about to destroy the FAV
when he jumped out and got in another one and repeated. in the end, we both got fed up and the FAV sped off. i count stop laughing.
later, we stumbled on the EU home base, along w/ 3 EU tanks. 2 passed without seeing us, but the 3rd one did. we were kinda low on health, so i jumped out. the Tank tried to ram me, but i kept running in circles, trying to put a pilum round in his rear. in the end, i did it, but it was just so funny.
after, i snuck up on an EU soldier on the ground, sniping. i went down with my knife, looking for an easy kill. he saw me too, and pulled out his knife. we scuffled a bit, and went around in circles on the ground, then got up. we ran after each other, trying to knife each other, and we went up stairs, jumped off roofs, it was hilarious. eventually, i got him with my knife, but im sure we were both laughing!
so what are your funniest incidents?
sempf
03-23-2008, 10:41 AM
i spawned on harbor as eu. there was a pac guy with a shotgun spawncamping. i was sniper. i never expected to get spawnraped as eu and as reflex i shot. it was a unscoped headshot and against all ods i survived the spawnraper.
Vegas
03-23-2008, 11:21 AM
Me and my mate where playing camp Gibraltar, Both PAC.
I was at PAC Base, My mate at Harbor..... I get into the Buggy 2 Pick Him up... My Mate was shooting at allot enemies(8vs1) So i wanna save him...
But when i was almost at his Location I was perfectly Headshotted... When i saw who teaMKilled Me i was Like : what The ****..
My Mate teamKilled Me with a perfect headshot From out a driving Buggy... On VoIP He told Me that exactly where i was on that Moment : a EU Guy Almost killed him:laugh:.. We Both died:laugh::laugh::laugh:
Nawiedzony
03-23-2008, 02:48 PM
im not good gunship pilot at all, more time i crash than kill someone but once on sidi power plant i see walker on silo 5, so i go down shot missles and ... kill enginer standing between walker legs and repairing it, of course i not hit walker even once :laugh:
AvalancheDiode
03-23-2008, 05:17 PM
About a year ago, I tried to knife that guy on top of our Titan and got something like 10 death streak, mostly died from his knife. I got so hothead that I want his tag for revenge, even losing mine 10 times.
FURRY BIRD
03-23-2008, 06:27 PM
About a year ago, I tried to knife that guy on top of our Titan and got something like 10 death streak, mostly died from his knife. I got so hothead that I want his tag for revenge, even losing mine 10 times.
I dropped a cargo container on my head once as commander.
AvalancheDiode
03-23-2008, 07:06 PM
I dropped a cargo container on my head once as commander.
I tried to do that on a depopulated server before, but I need to walk into it to get crushed. Is there any trick to drop supply crate accurately?
-=RSA=- SkyRaptor(RUS)
03-23-2008, 08:06 PM
:)Well..my funniest accident happend to me about a weak ago in Minsk.
There is was..2139! Cold sunny morning! I was piloting my TYPE-4 when I saw EU UD-6 on my radar. In few moments dogfight between us started. We were flying around the map wasting ammo to each other about 7 minutes but after making a douable death-loop I managed to get on Talon's six and put some missiles in his sorry metal ***..But that pilot was a bastard:mad:He saw that his gnship is gonna explode and he ejected. I flew about 100 metres forward, turned around and wanted to see his face on my windshield.:evil:
Now how could I possibly know that when I hit a guy in a prachute with a gunship, IT WILL EXPLODE and I"LL DIE?!?!?!:cry::cry::cry:
FURRY BIRD
03-23-2008, 08:10 PM
I tried to do that on a depopulated server before, but I need to walk into it to get crushed. Is there any trick to drop supply crate accurately?
I have learned that the crate tends to drift up slightly when toy look down at it so with practice you can pretty accurately place a supply crate.
Fingulfin
03-23-2008, 09:34 PM
I tried to do that on a depopulated server before, but I need to walk into it to get crushed. Is there any trick to drop supply crate accurately?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7IDDdA3sigc
wardogHk
03-23-2008, 11:05 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7IDDdA3sigc
hahaha good job
DesmondLocke
03-24-2008, 04:33 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7IDDdA3sigc
Finally, an actual instructional! Woo hoo! :yay:
That was freakin hilarious.
AvalancheDiode
03-25-2008, 02:29 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7IDDdA3sigc
Wow, that's neat. Thanks!
BTW, I just saw your new vid showing you killing Goliaths. Nice video!:nod:
BandoIruka
03-25-2008, 02:54 PM
having some poor dude fall ontop of your open parachute after jumping off an exploding titan.
I was chasing after an enemy FAV while in one of my own. Someone was riding with me and he was firing the machinegun at him. We tailed that enemy half way around the map till it eventually his fav started burning and he bailed out... right infront of my speeding vehicle. I couldn't avoid hitting him... even if i wanted to ;)
xslaneyx
03-25-2008, 04:20 PM
on bridge of remagen conquest. Was rorsching the goliath as he made a slow approach to our first flag. Must of been a noob driving it as he veered straight off the road onto the floor below killing everyone on board:laugh:
it was the way the goliath fell which made me laugh so much. it was like watching a clumsy brick
Fingulfin
03-25-2008, 05:26 PM
Check out my new video for more of that type of crap, I'll be posting it in a minute or two ;)
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