[MyIS]Spawndemon
10-23-2006, 10:42 PM
The guys over at DigitalBattle (http://digitalbattle.com/) have posted up a parody article about an expansion pack for Battlefield 2142. Here's a portion of the article:
Again teaming up with IGA, and with new corporate sponsors Coca-Cola, McDonalds, and Victoria’s Secret, the expansion pack will offer the newest generation of graphics, audio, and 22nd Century weapons and vehicles.
The expansion pack will include three new armies, each named after their respective sponsors, such as Coca-Cola and McDonalds. A brand new feature, called “Pay-per-weapon”, will allow players buy their weapons and ammunition using microtransactions. The expansion will feature the latest in personal body armor, adding new realism by incorporating ad space directly on your soldier. New advertising styles will be available as unlocks, adding a whole new role playing element to the franchise.
If you want a good laugh, be sure to check out the rest of the article by clicking here (http://digitalbattle.com/2006/10/22/battlefield-2142-expansion-announced/).
Again teaming up with IGA, and with new corporate sponsors Coca-Cola, McDonalds, and Victoria’s Secret, the expansion pack will offer the newest generation of graphics, audio, and 22nd Century weapons and vehicles.
The expansion pack will include three new armies, each named after their respective sponsors, such as Coca-Cola and McDonalds. A brand new feature, called “Pay-per-weapon”, will allow players buy their weapons and ammunition using microtransactions. The expansion will feature the latest in personal body armor, adding new realism by incorporating ad space directly on your soldier. New advertising styles will be available as unlocks, adding a whole new role playing element to the franchise.
If you want a good laugh, be sure to check out the rest of the article by clicking here (http://digitalbattle.com/2006/10/22/battlefield-2142-expansion-announced/).