Boo Hackers!

[Recon]

don't you people just hate hackers?
They're only goal is to hack you! they don't get anything but your info! they just have to get they're own F*cking ****! it just sucks when your hacked. you can't play online games anymore, you can't even go on the internet! hackers are just mother****ers!

[NorthernMonkey]

not sure what kind of tale of war this is but carry on

[steel_x]

I think i can turn this into a war story with a little imagination:

So was playing Bf2142,enjoying the ice cold coke, I had just gotten. This total noob walks over to the spawn im defending. I ofcourse put the crosshairs of my Zellers H on his head. Click the right mouse button .... and the game crashes! No biggie. Push the mouse over to the the icon to restart. Instead of going to the mouse goes into my doc's and opens my poetry. NO! Now this person will no my undieing love of yakks. Totaly, in a man- yakk way. Now it closes and Hovers over "My Pics". My porn! I cried! And with a heoric leap I got out of my chair and unpluged my computer! When i jumped I also knocked my coke all over my keyboard.

Dont you just hate Hakers?

There you go one hacker related war story.

[I am RKO]

Lmao.

[St.Sasquatch]

HAHAHAA! ma god i laughed there steel_x! nice tale!

[steel_x]

Thanks guys.

[PhilTheForce]

Forget defending a Silo, not even a fully armoured battle walker can get between a man and his porn collection! :laugh:

[Recon]

Well guys, I know this is not a war tale, but here is my official tale in which I got hacked:

It was in shuhia Taiba, I was playing Titan mode online. then, suddenly, when I finished playing, I saw that all my files were hacked and, I was so pissed I felt like killing all the hackers. Then, I went to look at my e-mails, when my inbox had 200 messages!!!!!!! i knew it was the hacker cuz it was talking about how bad he hacked me on that match!!!!! I was just pissed cuz he's not aloud to hack! What the heck?! punkbuster didn't do anything when it's supposed to block hacking stuff?!?! F***ing Hackers! All my work was destroyed, I felt like destroying every hacker's reputation!!!:mad: You don't know how angry I was!!!!

[andy]

^^is this guy serious?^^

are you 10?

???

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[Ecko]

the only protection for the internet, is to have no internet. Go figure.

[Recon]

yeah, but if you don't have internet, BF2142 won't work! use your brain, ECKO!

[andy]

yeah, but if you don't have internet, BF2142 won't work! use your brain, ECKO!

yes it does actually.

and you can play singleplayer (see my sig for links), so no more hackers.

:)

[LBraden]

but what about knife pwning your clan mate 5 times in a round?

[andy]

but what about knife pwning your clan mate 5 times in a round?

then you can create a local COOP server and have him join. then play together with/against bots, whom are far smarter than they were in BF2.

:)

[SurgeY75]

So is punkbuster supposed to stop VIRUSES now...HMMMMM get a decent anti virus and firwall!

[Recon]

I did but for some reason, the firewall did not work cuz it had a bug in the 0000.#xc:)60098120 file. So, it wasn't able to bloc k anything even before the hack got on me.