Noob´s Diary - The Movie

[junaum]

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Humor and tragedy goes wide in this movie. This is dedicated for those not so carefull newbies and super-zelous veterans. Hail your inner Noob.

Also, it´s not in the media section cause, besides from being comedy, it´s a really instructive art-work.

Google Video (Low res)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2119125309508720729&hl=en

YouTube (Low res)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i77lFpHUOGE

Rapid Share (Hi res)
http://rapidshare.com/files/11318590/NOOB_H264codec_english.avi.html

YOU MAY NEED H264 CODEC, WICH CAN BE FOUND IN LATEST QUICKTIME AND ITUNES RELEASES.

www.apple.com (for latest quicktime or itunes)
www.codecguide.com (for k-lite codec - if above don´t work)


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[DeZaStR]

Heh...cool vid. :D

[Kasei]

LOL nice movie.

[longgone]

would have been better had you left the improvment part out.....very funny, good stuff

[I am RKO]

Lol.. that was pretty sw33t. I need to remember to stay away from you in future.

[Armada]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA great video!!!!!!!!! :D

[Crisis]

You legend, that video's brilliant ^^

[RevRen|Sloth]

Pretty funny.

[[MIA] crimsonand]

it was alright

[edddgar]

That was hilarious, when I first started playing, I'd do the same kamikazee thing.

[Shazanelli]

Was that some blatant stat padding at the end with the knife kills???

[natasbotox]

Very well done and very funny! first few mins i was like "DAMN I HATE NOOBS" then i realized its all scripted. :) The 'noob' shooting at the gunship with the pistol was classic, reminded me of when i saw a noob do the same thing to a walker with a SMG.

[Jiey]

Dude I pissed myself laughing....Good Job

[andy]

brilliant!

:)

[junaum]

Was that some blatant stat padding at the end with the knife kills???

LOL

Not at all (but you r free to interpret it in any way, that´s the fun part).

I was ending all the noobish recording when I killed the support guy. then the bot medic came and revived him, I killed him again, the medic came back. So I keep killing him (and laughting very loaudly) to see how much effort that bot would make to keep his buddy alive. At the end, it became a very fun scene, than i pasted it in the credits... voyala.

No human beings nor animals where hurt in this movie. = )

[Micster]

Hillarious, teaches a few things for the newbs, awesome ending as well, Mmm...

[BahamutZ3RO]

That was well done. Your graphics make me cry. ;_; Was that single player?

[Karinov]

That was excellent. Thanks for posting it.

[isaac331]

I'm getting a problem with the codec even though I have the latest Quicktime and iTunes, what is it?

[Psycho-Penguin]

Me to "Error 50 an unknown error occurred" something.

Just look at the Google Video.

[The_Eliminator]

lmfao that was brilliant, good choice in song too.

[junaum]

I´m sorry about any codec problems you are having. If latest iTunes nor Quicktime works (cause hires file h264 codec was derived from qt and it) try another codec package like kl codec or k-lite. Still, the hires codec is h264, if you get any workaround for your problem, please, post it here. I´ll forward it to all other foruns I posted the movie. If problem persists, I may upload another file, coded with mpg4 or something.

And yes, purely, single-player. Poor bots.

[vbl]

Yea, that was a solid video. Not super funny, not super impressive, not super anything - but a lot of fun to watch.

Sometimes a simple formula works best - well done.

[sumguyhavinfun]

Can someone link me to the codec download please, thanks.

[junaum]

Basicaly, it should work with iTunes and Quicktime buildin codecs:
www.apple.com

But...

Try the k-lite mega codec pack. Has "Everything the body needs":
http://www.codecguide.com/

Thanks again for your critics and feedback.

Does anyone knows how do I send the video´s links to DICE development crew?

[PastaManiac]

I liked the part when he tryed to revive but kept missing lol that happend befor this guy tried reviving me but missed and he gave up and ran away.

[Vikaman]

And you were actually invited to a squad...

People these days...

:p (i know this is scripted (i hope :S))

great work!

that was oblivion rite? in themiddle? awesome game, i was there with no wepaons and spells and went, wtf, this game svcks...

till i got the elven sword..

[Kraazon]

Wow, nice vid, I loved it

[junaum]

And you were actually invited to a squad...

People these days...

:p (i know this is scripted (i hope :S))

great work!

that was oblivion rite? in themiddle? awesome game, i was there with no wepaons and spells and went, wtf, this game svcks...

till i got the elven sword..

Yeah, Oblivion, you got it. I was trying to make that "gladiator movie" scene, when he walks in that afeter-death cereal fields hehehahahahaha. Oblivions was the game for that (audio track from gladiator too).

[Vikaman]

ah yes, should have zoomed out or had a sword in ure hand while zoomed out, that would have made it clear, i knew you were trying to show something there.

[MikeyC]

Can't watch it, I've got VLC player and the latest DivX. What else do you need to watch it?

[MikeyC]

NM, I just watched the low-res version. I laughed out loud a couple of times. :)

[junaum]

Can't watch it, I've got VLC player and the latest DivX. What else do you need to watch it?

Hi-res version uses h264 codec. Get latest version of either iTunes or quicktime (www.apple.com). If none work for you, try k-lite mega pack codec (http://www.codecguide.com/)

[Kraxis]

Damn I laughed my rear off... Pure fun!

[Filippo]

Awesome video! Congrats

[MIB]

This video is a solid winner! lmao

[EaGle1337]

great video, I helped with the translation too, I hope to see more from you.

[junaum]

Yeah, coudn´t do that withou Eagle, the only american in the translation team... without him, you would probably see somes "me do this"

[EaGle1337]

Hey i'm canadian. doesn't really matter though,

[Sir Robin]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Good Vid

:salute:

[Dr_Zyklon]

that was actually really good and funny, the Mmm's at the end are kinda obnoxious though

[Mongo Only Pawn]

Brilliant!

(But you spelled OMAHA Wrong...)

[sumguyhavinfun]

I liked

:)

[EaGle1337]

Brilliant!

(But you spelled OMAHA Wrong...)
That would be my fault then. Not his.

[Kill_Master56]

Hilarious! I LMAO! Music is perfect for it.

[RavenRealms]

Well done putting a RS.com link in there. *premium member*

[gismo]

Just for your info, the codec used to encode the movie must be placed in an archive with the movie. Now, i gotta search for the codec to see the movie. pff.

[directx10]

nicee i LMFAO'd very good, its so true

[tonks950]

Can anyone help me, I installed the latest Quicktime but when I open the file it gives me:

"Error -50: an unknown error occurred"

[junaum]

It´s being really nice to read all your comments. Thanks people.

Noob´s Diary goes YouTube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i77lFpHUOGE

Please rate if you enjoyed.

Best regards.

[Mek^bvser]

very very very funny,., I wish they had insta link hi res video , must be much better in hi res

[Talus]

Very Nice! :D

[junaum]

6333 total views. Wasn´t expecting that. yeah

[Vikaman]

You should, its one hell of a movie.

[Gongong]

Why is there two (http://www.totalbf2142.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16206) threads for this vid?

[wika_woo]

Why is there two (http://www.totalbf2142.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16206) threads for this vid?

yeh hmm ... :hmm:

[m7kf83sf92]

Argh. Can't download anything from rapidshare. Please upload to filefront or somewhere else as well, please? *breaks down and runs off crying*

[WarGimp]

Best 2142 vid I've seen so so-far.
Good jub!

[junaum]

Argh. Can't download anything from rapidshare. Please upload to filefront or somewhere else as well, please? *breaks down and runs off crying*

This is a mirror from Planetbattlefield
http://planetbattlefield.gamespy.com/View.php?view=Movies.Detail&id=171

[EaGle1337]

Crab Mouth Gaming is prouldy hosting this (soon as i get back to computer with ftp power it'll be up)

[zer4tul]

best 2142 vid ive seen yet. Good job

[junaum]

:) :) :) :) :) :)

[AlphaNut]

awsome movie!
Had a good laugh :D

[Mazee]

Lmfao so funny i remember i was sorta like that when i first started out the game. xP

[Burnouts]

hahahah rofl, nice one :D

[Carbon_Snake]

That was great and it had everything that i did in my first ywo hours of play

[Canuck]

I have hosted the movie on my site, where you can watch it streamed at it's original resolution. :)

Noob's Diary (http://www.gamerztheatre.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=164&Itemid=1)

[junaum]

I have hosted the movie on my site, where you can watch it streamed at it's original resolution. :)

Noob's Diary (http://www.gamerztheatre.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=164&Itemid=1)

Man, thanks a lot for this!