View Full Version : What's The Most Embarrassing Way You've Died?
Erratic-Space
01-21-2007, 08:27 AM
For me it's jumping out the jeep only for it to bounce of the wall and roll back into me.
SilverDragon
01-21-2007, 08:30 AM
I spawned in my uncap between 2 enemy APM mines.
Nemesis2006
01-21-2007, 08:44 AM
jumping and parachute not opening..or being run over my a jeep
Got Your Back
01-21-2007, 08:51 AM
Podding down on a tank in an attempt to destroy it only to land on top staring down the barrel of the .50 cal gun!
Key-Man
01-21-2007, 08:59 AM
Teabagging someone and getting knifed during the process
Vyshus
01-21-2007, 09:01 AM
Getting teabagged by a walker when trying to shoot his nuts, and getting killed by a supply crate dropped by the enemy commander.
Riggz
01-21-2007, 09:04 AM
Trying to pod a gunship taking off of their titan (which still has its shields up) only to miss, land on the shield and kill myself.
MachineMadness
01-21-2007, 09:09 AM
laying an apm infront of me and i suddently see an enemy facing away, perfect knife kill i think to myself. so i run at him..... and explode for running infront of my apm sigh
extremer
01-21-2007, 09:25 AM
1)Knifing some guy, then teabagging him and then running into his APM mine.
2)Supply crate
3)Headshotted by a guy who was in a parachute with a sniper. I was waiting for him to land.
SkyRaptor(RUS)
01-21-2007, 09:31 AM
Ask for a lift in a walker. WHen I was near the mech, the driver desided so push the "sit down" button in walker. Well...he squished me o_O
Jumping out of the drop ship thinking I was in a pod only to hit the ground with a big splat because I wasn't in a pod and forgot to hit the chute.
SkyRaptor(RUS)
01-21-2007, 09:54 AM
I jumped out of the dropship and landed on missle silo. In 2 seconds I was killed by my falling dropship from whitch I jumped :)
WarGimp
01-21-2007, 10:00 AM
Just recently got shot down by an anti-titan missile while flying a transport.
WanderingZephyr
01-21-2007, 10:00 AM
My single most embarassing death was when I put down a turret in a defensive position, the went to resupply myself. An enemy popped up and started taking fire from my turret, he hit me a couple times and hurt me, but he himself was badly hurt. He ducked behind a small area of the wall that jutted out for a bit of defense.
I jumped over my turret to finish the job, and he jumped out.
My turret opened up and killed me first, then him. Really...humiliating.
Other incidents include:
--Running into a friendly when I was down to 1 health and dropping dead from it.
--Doing critical damage to an enemy Walker, and then having it fall over onto me.
--Being killed by an enemy using a Defibrillator.
I've never been killed by a Supply Crate. I was in the Office Ruins once though in Cerbere Landing and saw a friendly Supply Crate come in and land on two friendlies and kill them both.
I've also never been killed by the Accipiter Squad Leader drone.
Saundie
01-21-2007, 10:28 AM
I've never been killed by a Supply Crate. I was in the Office Ruins once though in Cerbere Landing and saw a friendly Supply Crate come in and land on two friendlies and kill them both.I always seem to get the commanders who have an affinity for dropping supply crates on me when I'm prone :(
Leemus
01-21-2007, 10:31 AM
Just survived a crazy flag capping with my squad.
Then was saying "ok lets hook around to the left and anal the buggers" all heroic on VOIP. Just as i get pounded against a wall by an FAV infront of my squad...only me by the way.
Much laughter ensued.
Unfocused
01-21-2007, 11:06 AM
Jumping out of a FAV to shoot an enemy FAV coming from the opposite direction, only to exit the vehicle right in front of him and get run over. :D
Fenrir
01-21-2007, 12:24 PM
I podded down from my team's Titan last night, and podded down right in front of an enemy APC. I was run over about a second after hitting ground...
dontsh000t
01-21-2007, 12:30 PM
getting too excited about kills as sniper, crawling around a ledge scoped getting a better angle... then OOPS, i'm off the ledge =D
Lithium
01-21-2007, 12:51 PM
How can you be shot down by an AntiTitan missile? I tried to be killed by one, and it noclipped through me (I was trying to sacrifice myself for my team). We lost.
I am with my clanmate on Verdun. We are at that blasted hole in the wall by a missile silo. There is a tank capturing our silo. I say: "Stay here, I'll cloak round the silo and round the back of the tank, then c4 him.". I run across the hole in the wall and -splat!- the tank runs me over. That driver must mhave been happy to have killed someone he didn't know was there.
MouseNo4
01-21-2007, 01:05 PM
Actually i have seen a full transport go down from an anti titan missile. It was actually a funny sight. I am support with my sentry gun and shuko ready to defend boarders on the upper platform, when a full air transport pops over the rim and is seconds from landing. 2 seconds later i see a titan missile bending down from the left, behind the transport, then WHACK! It slams into the transport, killing the whole 7 of em, exploding the transport into a fireball.
The rest of the house was dumbfounded at my use of the words 'what the fook' so loud.
natasbotox
01-21-2007, 01:14 PM
not my death, but I was in the titan AA gun and this enemy engineer was putting motion mines on the shield... I was trying to pick him off as he jumped into the crosshairs. After he put all the mines out, he looked at me and jumped as if to taunt me. I tried to hit him but i was too slow (the aa guns have a warm-up time)... he jumped again, but this time I hit fire right before he was about to jump and got him. :P
boc4j
01-21-2007, 02:04 PM
i had a supply crate come sliding down a slope into me, i just watched and died :(
one time i took off with a transport filled with people straight after capping a silo. As i was passing over the silo, a missile shot out and blew us all up.
I wont be doing that again.
Erratic-Space
01-21-2007, 02:04 PM
Teabagging someone and getting knifed during the process
Ha-ha that did make me chuckle.
dread
01-21-2007, 02:31 PM
Ramming an Engineer with my gunship, then getting killed by his motion mines :hmm:
The 13th Raptor
01-21-2007, 03:19 PM
The first time i used a squad leader beacon (few days ago), i was promptly squished by a squadmate that came down. Good times. :P
Medic_503
01-21-2007, 03:48 PM
I was typing "Man I got so many of your dogs tags, I'm gonna have to start giving some back" and got stabbed in the face. So it showed up "Dead: man I got......."
Typing : "come on back, I bet you cant get two of my tags" , I was incorrect. He actually ended up with three.
I need to learn to type faster.
SonicPixel
01-21-2007, 04:17 PM
My Battle Walker was doing the crazy dance, so I decided to jump out and jump back in. I've done this numerous times to stop the movement to increase shot accuracy. This time, I'm standing next to stairs and...
Well, it stepped on me. To top it off, the dude I was chasing jumped in and took out my mates... Pretty embarassing.
BobTheJob
01-21-2007, 05:22 PM
I ran full speed into a wheel of a jeep, which somehow killed me.
Sugarbear(SID)
01-21-2007, 05:34 PM
I was capping a flag on Gibralter, the Com Tower, I usually lay in that little opening up against the building, I had about 2 hit points left and was just about to pull out a medic kit when I noticed one laying next to me, so I ran over and dove on it, just as (whoever owned it) dropped a second one somewhere, it blew up with me on top of it and killed me.
I also had one of those strange "bumping" injuries, I usually bump into my brother when we're running because I know it can cause a little damage without actually get a team damage and I think it's funny. Well, I was running for a flag on Cerbere and someone else spawn right next to me, we were both running and bumping into each other, well...he killed me, by the time I noticed I was getting hurt I tried to cut to the right and he must of thought the same thing, or he was attached to me, killed me.
It counted it as a suicide and popped up with Sugarbear(SID) Killed Himself. It was pretty emberrasing.
AxisKiller
01-21-2007, 05:44 PM
Having a walker flip over doing the crazy dance.....then start flipping out all over the place killing anyone. Very weird.
gamefoo
01-21-2007, 06:37 PM
Bailing out of the walker to repair just to get crushed by the legs still moving forward :(
TboneLongshank
01-21-2007, 06:52 PM
being knifed by a noob who wants the rank of "time wasted"
Takeshii
01-21-2007, 07:46 PM
Well, I destroyed an enemy gunship and the pilot bailed out at the last minute and activated his parachute. I tried to ram him while he was still in the air only to explode when getting close to him and his parachute.
FURRY BIRD
01-21-2007, 08:04 PM
That would be dropping aa supply crate on myself.:rofl:
Wizrdwarts
01-21-2007, 08:28 PM
Getting crushed between a parked FAV and a wall on Shuhia Tabia.
Waatrope
01-21-2007, 08:30 PM
Jumping out of my FAV in full speed only to get run over by it.
MrTriggerhappyJr
01-21-2007, 08:31 PM
Yesterday I managed to c4 a walker. Suddenly a friendly FAV comes thru the smoke sends me flying into the wall and I die. :eek:
Minmaster
01-21-2007, 08:32 PM
its humiliating when you have a superior weapon and saw the guy first but he still kills you. for example, i see the enemy engineer first, pump him with my voss, but he ends up killing me with his SMG.
The Auriga
01-21-2007, 08:34 PM
Jumped off a transport and fell on top of a supply crate on its way down to earth before I could open a parachute.
finc.hairy
01-21-2007, 08:57 PM
For me it's jumping out the jeep only for it to bounce of the wall and roll back into me.
What a fantastic topic idea!!!!!!
embarrassing ways to die? thats a good topic...
how about getting killed by your own OTUS when it gets EMP'd?
I don't use them anymore.
RYKUU
01-21-2007, 09:02 PM
tryin to kill an enemy on their titan but falling back to their hanger shield
Wrekriem
01-21-2007, 09:26 PM
its humiliating when you have a superior weapon and saw the guy first but he still kills you. for example, i see the enemy engineer first, pump him with my voss, but he ends up killing me with his SMG.
Don't you dare call my SMG inferior, its a great weapon :D
Most Embarrassing... hmm.. has to be zipping round the back of a tank in a FAV ready to deliver a deadly Pilum hit to the rear, only to be run over as soon as you exit the vehicle.
The Auriga
01-21-2007, 09:34 PM
Don't you dare call my SMG inferior, its a great weapon :D
Most Embarrassing... hmm.. has to be zipping round the back of a tank in a FAV ready to deliver a deadly Pilum hit to the rear, only to be run over as soon as you exit the vehicle.
Press F3 to get to the back seat instead of getting out.
mikeon
01-21-2007, 09:45 PM
Getting killed on my own titan on the back deck. I jumped and my head hit the doorframe to enter the titan and that bump killed me. Might also be the fact that a sentry gun was there too blocking the way.
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Rogue Warrior
01-21-2007, 10:37 PM
Getting teabagged by a walker when trying to shoot his nuts, and getting killed by a supply crate dropped by the enemy commander.
Ya, my grandfather as a WALKER WITH NUTS, and a Chromed Bedpan, with lots of Bling Bling! On it
Seriously, how about podding off of the Titan, onto an enemy transport(got 3 kills), SOMEHOW the pod is upside down after hitting, and landing only to be TK by a FAV.....
FURRY BIRD
01-21-2007, 11:05 PM
I like watching some one blow them selfvs up after setting RDX charges and he hits the button one too many times and KA BOOM!!!
redsean22
01-21-2007, 11:05 PM
Ask for a lift in a walker. WHen I was near the mech, the driver desided so push the "sit down" button in walker. Well...he squished me o_O
how do u sit down in the walker? ctrl?
Unfocused
01-21-2007, 11:30 PM
how do u sit down in the walker? ctrl?
z - the prone key
nutcrackr
01-21-2007, 11:47 PM
I like when I put an APM near the silo then completely forget and run over it and die, that's just silly
Or when I fav into a silo and get out quick and run into the side of the FAV and die :/
Once I spawned on my squad leader who was on top of the Titan, the game spawned me on top of the enemy shield over the hanger :laugh:
Wrekriem
01-22-2007, 12:02 AM
Press F3 to get to the back seat instead of getting out.
In the situation described I chose to bail out because either the tank or enemy forces have spotted the FAV.
Naturally they keep shooting at the jeep for the split second as they don't realize I've bailed. (it explodes, is larger and is more attractive as a target)
This gives me a few extra seconds to nail the tank and run to cover.
It works most of the time although I've ended up getting run over once or twice :laugh: Makes me laugh especially because I'm ready to jump out and convert the tank into a fiery fireball only to be met by a sudden and anti-climatic end.
Jblankster
01-22-2007, 12:43 AM
lets see
1. after knifing a whole squad whiile they wer shooting at me and i lost no helth to only turn around and fell down the stairs to my deth...
2.i podded down to only be mowed down by 3 people. BUT a clanmate soon after ran them all over at once :)
Angry Angel
01-22-2007, 01:15 AM
This happened to me today. I'm capturing a silo on Suez and I'm playing as assault. I'm crouched behind the silo, waiting for the capture meter to go down, when I hear someone say that they need a medic. Being the team player that I am, I get out the medical hub and go to assist. As I turn the corner, I see two enemies staring at me. I try to switch weapons to get my Voss out, but they just tore me up before I could fire a shot. I had to laugh. :D
simjay
01-22-2007, 02:03 AM
Getting EMP'd in a gunship, drop down from the sky and land perfectly fine only to combust and explode spontaneously.
Although they have changed this with the latest patch.
jasonhanjk
01-22-2007, 03:52 AM
I am in the gunner sit of the PAC while we are being attack by the enemy gunship. Just before the health went 0, I decided to pod out to the enemy's titan. Not knowingly the gunship was on top of us when I pod.
1 kill. :D
{Sn][per}Farva
01-22-2007, 06:38 AM
ran after a moving tank with an rdx pack, thought i had gotten it on the back and went to blow it before he could get far enough away to shoot me only to find that it didn't stick and i was basically standing on top of it.
ive seen and given some i thought were pretty embarassing though. hopping in a tank somoene on the other team is repairing and running them over has to be pretty aggravating.
seeing people tk'd because the apm they were next to got sniped.
WarGimp
01-22-2007, 09:33 AM
[per}Farva;239684']seeing people tk'd because the apm they were next to got sniped.
:confused:
APMs can't be detonated by shooting them...
Brood+98
01-22-2007, 10:03 AM
worst way ive died? ran into my own APM id layed moments before? errr, didnt open me chute while bailing out of gunship...hmmmm....sitting on a guy i just killed, only to have a guy run out from a bush enarby, dodge all my baur rounds and defib me in an attempt to revive his friend? aaaaaaand....hmmm....man i could go on forever, but the most embarassing was when i caleld a guy a n00b and he owned my *** several times, but i got his tags in the end, ha.
the MOST embarassing is when i got knfied by your typical elitist n00b. you know? the type that think that being good at a 'flash in the pan' game means theyre totally awzome? its a friggin game...guy was just full of himself, man ppl like that annoy the hell out of me, wouldnt shut up the whole round about how friggin awsome he was. letting somone like that get your tags is an insult, and i hate the fact that he has them
wortst way ive seen someone die though, well, had 2 guys running after me and i didnt notive, for quite some time >_> then commander spotted em for me, i turn around, gun one down, switch to a knife and knife his friend...hilarity ensues... dog taggers beware lol. had a bi of laugh in chat, but then felt really bad and said i was sorry, :( felt sorry for the guy, he was trying to get his badge
"APMs can't be detonated by shooting them..."
Zeller-H advanced anti-material sniper rifle. it can blow up APMS, and it caused TK's...poor little comrades, they didnt stand a chance, neither did my score...
HG_Eliminator
01-22-2007, 10:43 AM
most embarassing way was by being chased all over a field by a pal who was on the enemy team....i being support had no real chance for defending against the tank so i ran and ran til i was bug splat...
Badboris_uk
01-22-2007, 10:47 AM
I spawned on my own beacon, ran about 3 meters and was pod-stomped and teamkilled by a fellow squad member, spawning on the same beacon.
I even punished him for a laugh as he was French.
[DICE]CKMC
01-22-2007, 03:52 PM
So I had one that happened awhile ago - I pod jumped into the bottom of a titan and landed infront of an enemy tank that promptly ran me over
Then just the other day I was shooting the vents out of a walker that was frantically trying to escape me (this went on for a good minute...it was hilarious). Just whent I figured the guy would jump out to try and take me 1v1 (and I was planning to steal the walker) we both step off a ledge and as the walker tips it crushes me........I was sad
therealmat
01-22-2007, 04:24 PM
Showing off in the gunship, loop-the-looping the titan and boom, hit a friendly transport, I left the server soon after. lol
Rouglead
01-22-2007, 04:46 PM
im still alive! your ALL DEAD LOL
AlphaNut
01-22-2007, 05:38 PM
My hover-tank was badly damages so I decided to jump out for a quick repair session. I forgot that I was strafing left while doing so...
directx10
01-22-2007, 07:25 PM
jumping out of an FAV after a hard turn and having it roll onto me
Hypnotic_Killer
01-23-2007, 12:48 AM
I got 2 which were pretty funny tbh
1. End of the titan round jumped off the titan! I free falled for about 1 sec and then splat i was a bug on it cockpit window of a friendly gunship. Lucky for him i'm not a page down noob.
2. Between 2 PAC tanks thinking sweet cover from the infantry trying to snipe me didn't work out that way. PAC tank to my right got hit by a EU tank and the other PAC tank to my left shot a shell and they both slide hit side to side with me in the middle. :(
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