umm.. nature calls...

[IamFodder]

So what do you guys do if you're in the middle of scenario that's taken a lot longer than you anticipated and you really need to pee? :p

Wait until you get killed and then run off between the spawn hoping you'll get back before you kicked off for inactivity? (This happened to me once :cry: )

Leave the server and come back? Is this frowned upon? (What happens if you come back and the auto-balance puts you on the opposite team? How does that affect your points?)

[lumpia_h4x]

HA! l33t players have a toilet as their seats!

But seriously, when you gotta go, you gotta go!

[IamFodder]

HA! l33t players have a toilet as their seats!

But seriously, when you gotta go, you gotta go!

yeh.. but what's the etiquette in this situation? should we let the squad know? Is there any way to inform the admin so they don't kick you off?

I got kicked (actually punkbusted) even-though I hid in a corner out of the action so I wouldn't be in the way.. I was only gone for 45 seconds...

[lumpia_h4x]

Dude, how long are your piss breaks? I mean usually people can go really fast unless your the type of gamer that drinks beer while playing...then I can understand. Hahaha!

But if you are in a really great squad and getting massive points, I would say hold it...usually the action is intense enough (and having too much fun) to even care.

If you are sucking then yea, I guess its ok to be idle for a while then get kicked for inactivity...

[WarGimp]

One word...

Catheter.
:p

[{uZa}10K]

One word...

Catheter.
:p

three words: Urinary Tract Infection

idle long enough to get kicked? either your bathroom is on the other side of town, or you've started playing a different game.

[nutcrackr]

I wait until I die and make a quick dash and splash.

[TheRealWolfgang]

LMAO @ this topic!

You mean just letting it go in your jeans like I do isn't the most sensible option?! ;)

Seriously, though, unless you are half-camel, I can't imagine a pee break taking long enough to get you idle-kicked. Generally I assess my bladder situation on map loads anyway. If I feel I can't make it another hour, I head for the loo.

~Wolfgang

[Papichat]

Usually, I'll wait until I die.

If its a revive-able death and I don't get revived, I'll wait until I spawn (at a safe spawn point), then I'll tell my teammates and go.

If its a non-revive-able death, I'll tell my teammates and go right away.

[[DICE]CKMC]

I am just trying to imagine what the associated animation would be if there was an "I need a bathroom break" radio message in the com rose.

[Bahraini_Killer]

Soldiers have to fight and pee on them selves if it needs to. we all shall stick to the war!

kiddding....

I leave the game if I really needed to take a piss, if I was kicked I can join back...or find another server...it's not a big deal to me.

[Micster]

Well CKMC, if there were one, there would be quite a few people spamming it just for the fun of it, like the n00bs. :p

Anyways, as a constant Assault player I tend to die often, so when I do, before I get back I go for the bathroom and quickly head back. Shouldn't take longer than 30 seconds now should it.

[Got Your Back]

LMAO @ this topic!

You mean just letting it go in your jeans like I do isn't the most sensible option?! ;)

~Wolfgang

Well Wolfie ... Not ALL of us are wearing DEPENDS ...... yet! :eek: ;)

[WarGimp]

CKMC;255884']I am just trying to imagine what the associated animation would be if there was an "I need a bathroom break" radio message in the com rose.
I think you guy gotta get on that right away!

Here's some resource footage for ya:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIr4qHQ_PBQ
Or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJcVCsFtCI4

:p

[El-Chimp]

I think you guy gotta get on that right away!

Here's some resource footage for ya:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIr4qHQ_PBQ
Or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJcVCsFtCI4

:p


omg! bunnyhoppers!!!

[<3 aroastchicken]

LMAO @ this topic!

You mean just letting it go in your jeans like I do isn't the most sensible option?! ;)

Seriously, though, unless you are half-camel, I can't imagine a pee break taking long enough to get you idle-kicked. Generally I assess my bladder situation on map loads anyway. If I feel I can't make it another hour, I head for the loo.

~Wolfgang

Wait... you mean you wear pants while playing?

[nutcrackr]

lmao at that second pee dance.

[Mongo Only Pawn]

Just give 'em a quick 'brb' and go do your thing...

[Buttoneer]

Even a quick pee break turns into a long one if you bother to stop and wash your hands properly...

[IamFodder]

Even a quick pee break turns into a long one if you bother to stop and wash your hands properly...

yeh.. think of what might be growing on your mouse..... :|:

[Buttoneer]

Huh? I was thinking about making sure all the germs on my mouse didn't get transferred to my precious nob. Ugh.

[RottnJP]

ROFLMFAO!

As for the "type of player who drinks beer..." comment... I resemble that remark! Unless I'm drinking Beam and Coke. Or Scotch. Or gin & Sprite. Or something else... :D

[Fakkamajakka]

Easy: as I empty the beer bottles, I just go and refill them. You have to keep track of which is which, though.

[BrokenPhoenix]

I've never had to pee so badly that I couldn't wait to the end of the round to go.

[RangerXML]

One word...Laptop! With a notebok video card on full, you have a good 30min of battery life.

But seriously, sucide or sit on a stationary object and collect sometime toward some random time based badge and don't forget to switch your spawn to a safer location incase you get killed.

[Whiteplague]

you must pee AFTER the round ends!

[Flt. Sgt. Powderhound]

How about a portaloo as the new commander asset? :p

[Deesies]

fly transport full of teammates into ground and say I'm taking the piss and have jolly ol' laughs all around.

[Light_Wolf]

I wait until I die and make a quick dash and splash.

Ooh, Dash n' Splash is the new Spray n' Pray. (Yellow is the new red). Might get messy though. That might make for some funny situations on teamspeak.

"Guy, got to pee"
10 sec. Later.
"Uhm, guys? Got to change my pants." :rolleyes:

[username]

as a regular imbiber of large quantities of lager whilst playing bf2142 during the weekends i can usually go two rounds of titan and finish 4 - 6 cans i then hope for a map change which enables a major pitstop and bladder empty (think Austin powers and evacuation complete) however having then broke the seal i can no longer play sniper and live for entire rounds and have to go assault due to a 1 can - bog ratio coming into play.

Ps colin commo rose I need a Wazz would be very good. also i dont see why support class cannot provide hospital type P bottles.

[{uZa}10K]

Even a quick pee break turns into a long one if you bother to stop and wash your hands properly...

why are you peeing on your hands? that makes no sense.

[FPS[VT_NERD]]

CKMC;255884']I am just trying to imagine what the associated animation would be if there was an "I need a bathroom break" radio message in the com rose.

lol...

@ the OP:

I bring up my spawn screen and de-select my spawn point. I go to the bathroom, pick a spawn and get back to playing. Most idle kicks are in the neighborhood of 5+ minutes so you should have enough time.

[IamFodder]

lol...

@ the OP:

I bring up my spawn screen and de-select my spawn point. I go to the bathroom, pick a spawn and get back to playing. Most idle kicks are in the neighborhood of 5+ minutes so you should have enough time.

'cmon we gotta have some lighthearted game related convo in here as well :laugh2:

Not every post should be B!ch'n about lag, cheats or getting kicked off servers... :D

[Revoluti0n]

CKMC;255884']I am just trying to imagine what the associated animation would be if there was an "I need a bathroom break" radio message in the com rose.


Picture this,in wire frame with a camo skin holding a rifle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJcVCsFtCI4

[Got Your Back]

I try not to drink beer while playing. Hard Liquer is the way to go. :)

I always go between map changes as soon as the Titan has been destroyed. Same for a smoke break. ... 3 or 4 puffs & I am good to go till next map!

[Spodeboy]

Wear a diaper. LOL

[WarGimp]

Picture this,in wire frame with a camo skin holding a rifle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJcVCsFtCI4
Hrmph!

Ya missed my first page post containing the same clip, eh?

[HG_Eliminator]

OK for one i know my MRS. needs at least a min or 2 to go .. ladies tend to need more time...i to have been kicked for heading to the facilities ...some times nature calls and has another message :dead:

also i think some servers kick faster than others ..

[Col.Krust]

never happens. I mean I often get involved in urgent operations that last several hours. sometimes you realize right after you start that a piss would a been nice. but then you end up holding it for like 8 hours.

[*FMJ*Power]

you mean you guys don't have one of these by your pc?


http://narang.com/images/hospital_holloware/th_urinal_male_hdpe.jpg


heheheheh

[HG_Eliminator]

you mean you guys don't have one of these by your pc?


http://narang.com/images/hospital_holloware/th_urinal_male_hdpe.jpg


heheheheh

naw yad still have to empty it an a hour or so....

heres MR.thirsty the real deal:laugh: :laugh:
http://www.sethco.com/images/drumjpumppic.jpg

[GunHappyBob]

My restroom is 10 steps away so I'm usually quick about it. The only thing that usually disturbs my game is the damn kitten attacking the screen or walking all over the keyboard. It must thing my mouse is a real copperhead because some times ill be playing and my mouse will take off and fly behind my desk. Damn cat!

[HG_Eliminator]

My restroom is 10 steps away so I'm usually quick about it. The only thing that usually disturbs my game is the damn kitten attacking the screen or walking all over the keyboard. It must thing my mouse is a real copperhead because some times ill be playing and my mouse will take off and fly behind my desk. Damn cat!

mine likes the mouse cord and the power plug .. stinks being in the middle of my best game of the week.. and BAM powers out!!!
AAAGHHHHH!!!! stupid cat !!!!!!