EA Announces Next Booster!!! (joke)

[porsche]

Hey guys, pulled directly off EA's website... apparently they have been developing a second booster pack to come June 2007!! The title of it is

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2142: 1337 Opz!11 - APM Assault
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Here's some features off the newly added website:

"Walkers' secondary fire changed from grenades to APMz, up to 14 can be dropped at once, before being rearmed by supply crates that are attactched to the walker's legs."

"New Weapon: attaches to Lambert Carbine, the APM Luncher TZ400 will fire a cluster of APMz up to 3200 meters. This way, the APM no longer has to be hand-dropped by soldiers!"

"Assault Kit has been changed to "Markman" Which contains an APM that kills enemies, but will heal teammates if caught in the blast."

"Engineer Kit has been changed to "Anti-Armor Recon", featuring APMz which obliterate APCs, Tanks, and Walker within 200meters of these advanced APMz"

"Support Kit has been changed to "Heavy Recon", a new weapon codenamed the ZELLER 2.A sub. Alpha. This weapon the fully automated brother of the Zeller ASR. The clip size has also been increased from 3 to 40.

"In all kits, the primary weapon is the APM, and the sidearms include the Lambert, ZELLER 2.A sub Alpha, depending on kit. "

"A new vehicle introduced for both PAC and EU includes a high projectile APM luncher which will cripple armor and disable infanty."

"All upgrades are fully usable in both 2142 and Northern Strike."

"New rank introduced, the 1337 Admiral. Determined by global APM kills, a solider may only be considered if he/she has above 25,000 kills. FIGHT HARDER (RECON) SOLDIERS!"

"Preorder now to get a jump (blast) on your friendz!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/porsche997/BP_2.jpg

[Razzor7]

You forgot the APM Strike. Instead of explosions, 400,000 APMs rain down.

[pi314159]

yesh!!! now i can schow my teh 1337 apm dropping schkilzz with out worrying about those h4xors using gunzzz!!!

[ohsosharp]

hope it includes amp strapped to knife

[di di MAU]

tired of gettin pwned by APM's I see... shows the level of game YOU'RE at.

[natasbotox]

Yawn.

[DMGCTRL]

I like the picture...you must be a professional image designer, no?

Oh, and don't forget - the normal supply crates have been modified so that they only resupply APM's, nothing else.

[I am RKO]

Wow. Someone obviously doesn't look where they walk. ;)

[Deesies]

Don't give them ideas >.>

[Shellsh0cker]

Ahahahahaha! That's great.

[blank1]

I had a game today where I would have gone 40 - 1 if it weren't for 7 APM's. I went 40 - 8. :/

[Shellsh0cker]

I had a game today where I would have gone 40 - 1 if it weren't for 7 APM's. I went 40 - 8. :/

Oh man, YOU SUCK.

[likestowhine]

APMS are part of the game...deal with it...personally I hardly ever die from APM, if you aren't a moron they aren't that big a deal.

[Kalo]

I got an idea, Try using more CAUTION around SHARP And i mean SHARP corners where if you saw the APM it would be too late, But its titan how would you NOT know.

[porsche]

tired of gettin pwned by APM's I see... shows the level of game YOU'RE at.

I am not tired of getting owned at all. I just feel that APM users should get a much needed expansion so they can polish their 1337 SKILLZZ!!!!1111ONE

[Kalo]

Stop being a smart ***.

[pi314159]

i thought (assumed) this was a joke thread. some people dont get jokes i guess

[SilentSwift]

Was that supposed to be funny?

http://www.nowow.de/forum/forenpics/price.jpg

[porsche]

Was that supposed to be funny?
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Well, based on your stats, avatar, and attitude, you don't find this thread funny BECAUSE I AM INSULTING YOUR OWN PEOPLE.

Everyone should learn to laugh at UNBALANCES in the game rather than stick up for recon whores. Learn to laugh at yourself guys, geez

I included a pic for you Silent Swift, you and you people might enjoy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/porsche997/cool.jpg

[nadicus]

This thread might have been funny..... ahhh.....


....never.

[[C22] yrethguad]

I thought it was plenty funny. I like humor.

[DarthOps2142]

Why do we always have to have (JOKE) put into the thread subject, are we not intelligent enough to kow it is just a joke...erm.....nevermind....having been on this forum for a while I am gonna say probably best to keep the (JOKE) in :D

[The_Eliminator]

Was that supposed to be funny?
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Well, based on your stats, avatar, and attitude, you don't find this thread funny BECAUSE I AM INSULTING YOUR OWN PEOPLE.

Everyone should learn to laugh at UNBALANCES in the game rather than stick up for recon whores. Learn to laugh at yourself guys, geez

I included a pic for you Silent Swift, you and you people might enjoy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/porsche997/cool.jpg

I loved this :laugh:

[SilentSwift]

Nice Paint Skills , gotta give it to you

Btw... Dont hate me because you cant dodge / evade / counter APM's

[mrsnype]

I loves my apmz, loves my apmz......

[« R²» P§I]

Was that supposed to be funny?
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Well, based on your stats, avatar, and attitude, you don't find this thread funny BECAUSE I AM INSULTING YOUR OWN PEOPLE.

Everyone should learn to laugh at UNBALANCES in the game rather than stick up for recon whores. Learn to laugh at yourself guys, geez

I included a pic for you Silent Swift, you and you people might enjoy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/porsche997/cool.jpg

hahaha :laugh: .. Nice to have some humor here, instead of the bitching and moaning.

[Casper]

Dont put it past them. While the post is a joke, Dice likes to turn the joke on us and do things like this. APM's Sentry guns, now personal UAV for Support. GG Dice, way to screw over the people who purchased the game! Can we get some ranked servers on the last patch?

[Buttoneer]

Excellent thread. 1 man makes a joke, 10 others think it's all about them and get defensive. Laugh why don't you?

Good thread Porsche - keep it up mate. I can't wait to get my award from the nice man.

[MrChris_CJ]

awesome thread, but im afraid i am already playing this so called expansion

(called bf2142) :D :D :D

funny pictures lol, and funny as hell flames - tbh the APMS are the weapon that needs the most skill to use...PERIOD

[AboveAndBeyond]

Without the help of a good commander or a support guy, the Recon guy can only lay 2 APM's and you can crouch by them too. The engineer can difuse them as well. Not too mention that the guns the Recon kit has available aren't omnipotent. I really feel recon is well balanced with the other kits and it is only when people want to sprint around everywhere that they die from APM's alot. In over 325 hours of playing, I have been killed by APM's less than 100 times. Can they be frustarting? Yes, be there are the ownall weapons you make them out to be.

[AboveAndBeyond]

By the way... I really did laugh and thought it was hilarious:)

[Badboris_uk]

Its a better idea than underwater battlefield

[porsche]

hahaha :laugh: .. Nice to have some humor here, instead of the bitching and moaning.

I completely agree, people get so damn offended with humor :cool:

At least some of us can find humor in things.

[Rick Astley]

Nice, looking forward to it. :cool:

[[TW] Alixsar]

You forgot to mention some of the more interesting unlocks. Recon gets the IT-33 Optical APM. It functions basically the same as the active camo does now, only anytime you walk next to an enemy they explode. It never runs out and does not hurt teammates and heals you as well, of course.

Support gets the best unlock though, the Dystek Pulse APM. Anytime you scan and detect an enemy, they explode.

[The_Eliminator]

Alixsar;268779']Support gets the best unlock though, the Dystek Pulse APM. Anytime you scan and detect an enemy, they explode.

WOA!

Does anyone else here think that this is an awesome idea?

I would much rather have this unlock for NS over the new Clark RDX Shotgun?

I think this idea is brilliant.

[[TW] Alixsar]

I think this idea is brilliant.

Me too.

[Casper]

Would help on Titan maps.

[frshhh]

Watching where you walk and crouching only helps so much... the amount of times i've been killed while crouching past an APM because a nooby teammate runs past....GAH!

[extremer]

Where's the funny? :/

[[C22] yrethguad]

Alixsar;268794']Me too.

The best way to clear a core-full of defense. That would actually be hilariously overpowered. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I think we should be able to spot APMs and sentries.

"Look out, mines scattered here!"

and

"Enemy 'BEEP BEEP' spotted!"