View Full Version : Orbital Strikes, the creation
TheDesert_Fox
03-08-2007, 06:55 AM
We all know what Orbitals/EMP strikes do, but where do the come from? Surely something is up there letting them loose. Satellite, spaceship, space station, what is it DICE? Will we see anything based around space battles?
JerKinXx
03-08-2007, 06:56 AM
Satellite.
TheDesert_Fox
03-08-2007, 06:59 AM
Satellite.Proof or just assumption/something you heard?
WarGimp
03-08-2007, 07:03 AM
HAARP?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Frequency_Active_Auroral_Research_Program
http://video.google.ca/url?docid=-5536399294758425202&esrc=sr3&ev=v&q=haarp&vidurl=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DsyrCLK0zbY4&usg=AL29H20A8vPAlzn_Cc6HR3r0_X2UBJMA-g
NKDeus
03-08-2007, 07:28 AM
starwars
LahLahSr
03-08-2007, 07:29 AM
Divine intervention?
Bahraini_Killer
03-08-2007, 07:29 AM
talking about Orbital strike they dont have that very impact that arts do in BF2....
I still rmember BF2 hell from air that takes troopers very effectively
Grayzag
03-08-2007, 07:59 AM
Theres millions of unused Orbital and EMP strikes hovering above the clouds, waiting for a commander to call for them.
:nod:
Really
Thats what the little orbital strike units are for, its like a telephone for the commander.
Demize99
03-08-2007, 08:16 AM
Actually, its a massive Space Vacuum that collects Space Dust and then when the commander asks for an Orbital Strike it turns the switch to "blow" and sends it down to Earth. True story.
Actually, its a massive Space Vacuum that collects Space Dust and then when the commander asks for an Orbital Strike it turns the switch to "blow" and sends it down to Earth. True story.
lol, I'd hate to see what happens to a map if that vacuum accidentally sucked up a meteor or something, goodbye half of Gibraltar :D
Ghost 1800
03-08-2007, 08:26 AM
lol, I'd hate to see what happens to a map if that vacuum accidentally sucked up a meteor or something, goodbye half of Gibraltar :D
ya and good riddance! :p
TheDesert_Fox
03-08-2007, 10:53 PM
Actually, its a massive Space Vacuum that collects Space Dust and then when the commander asks for an Orbital Strike it turns the switch to "blow" and sends it down to Earth. True story.But what about the poor space dust? It never returns to it's loved ones, you're cruel people! :cry:
Vikaman
03-08-2007, 10:57 PM
I say its an Ion Cannon that went wrong.
Shellsh0cker
03-08-2007, 10:58 PM
Um . . . Orbital Strike. It comes from something in orbit. Therefore, a satellite. I really fail to see how this is not incredibly obvious.
TheDesert_Fox
03-08-2007, 11:01 PM
Um . . . Orbital Strike. It comes from something in orbit. Therefore, a satellite. I really fail to see how this is not incredibly obvious.A satellite is really just a broad term for anything in orbit, a spaceship can be in orbit of a planet...
I bet the US supplied the Space Vacuums, Hoover FTW!
MassaStorm
03-08-2007, 11:25 PM
Actually, its a massive Space Vacuum that collects Space Dust and then when the commander asks for an Orbital Strike it turns the switch to "blow" and sends it down to Earth. True story.
That made me think of Spaceballs "Oh, my God. It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to blow."
Vikaman
03-08-2007, 11:29 PM
Um . . . Orbital Strike. It comes from something in orbit. Therefore, a satellite. I really fail to see how this is not incredibly obvious.
The moon too?
But the moon is a satellite too....
TWRAM
03-09-2007, 12:09 AM
I thought it was God spreading his cheeks?
Wizrdwarts
03-09-2007, 01:04 AM
It's cosmic retribution for all those grenades you've spammed.
blank1
03-09-2007, 01:41 AM
Actually, there are missiles that were launched into space on a boomerang path 140 years earlier, and it is mere coincidence that whenever a commander orders an OS, several dozen of those missiles land where he ordered. As for EMP strikes... I heard its the reincarnated souls of nade spammers being used to punish living people by being bombarded into the ground so they spread to surrounding players, infecting them with stupid (hence the crazy effects and no cross hair to aim with) for a short amount of time. When these reincarnated souls infect a host for too long, what you get is an APM spamming recon.
This is all verifiable fact.
Venomous
03-09-2007, 03:56 AM
Actually, there are missiles that were launched into space on a boomerang path 140 years earlier, and it is mere coincidence that whenever a commander orders an OS, several dozen of those missiles land where he ordered. As for EMP strikes... I heard its the reincarnated souls of nade spammers being used to punish living people by being bombarded into the ground so they spread to surrounding players, infecting them with stupid (hence the crazy effects and no cross hair to aim with) for a short amount of time. When these reincarnated souls infect a host for too long, what you get is an APM spamming recon.
This is all verifiable fact.
Yes....Yes...YES!!! That makes perfect sense
dontsh000t
03-09-2007, 05:35 AM
lol ok... back on track, there are these programs to develop satallites which carry dense tungsten rods or something liddat, and rely on velocity and heat to kill when released in space to the earth.
It really doesn't matter if the strikes are coming from a space station, a ship, or a satellite. If the projectiles are coming from orbit, the kinetic energy they deliver should be enough to wipe out anyone that is dumb enough to remain in the kill zone. Yet orbital strikes are utterly pitiful compared to BF2's artillary strikes. You can have guys standing right in the middle of it all and STILL come out of it alive.
Say what you will about artillary, it at least made things a bit more interesting in BF2 since it was something to be feared. Orbital strikes by contrast barely qualify as nusances.
TheDesert_Fox
03-09-2007, 06:58 AM
MIB is right, a little off topic but who cares, artillery is wimpy. Commander can get maybe 7 kills total in a round using artillery if he/she is good, not much. I can see it being weak to prevent TK but it can't kill the enemy either!
Bahraini_Killer
03-09-2007, 07:11 AM
Um . . . Orbital Strike. It comes from something in orbit. Therefore, a satellite. I really fail to see how this is not incredibly obvious.
Good point there.
Kasei
03-09-2007, 08:34 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UHGl6R7tAY
Its the orbital strike's big brother.
Merlin
03-09-2007, 11:38 AM
Actually, its a massive Space Vacuum that collects Space Dust and then when the commander asks for an Orbital Strike it turns the switch to "blow" and sends it down to Earth. True story.
You DICE guys smoke some crazy stuff:D
MIB is right, a little off topic but who cares, artillery is wimpy. Commander can get maybe 7 kills total in a round using artillery if he/she is good, not much. I can see it being weak to prevent TK but it can't kill the enemy either!
Indeed. And the hell of it is TKing wouldn't even be a problem if people would just pay attention to their maps which give them plenty of advance notice of a friendly artillary strike. As far as I'm concerned, if they get themselves killed it's their own fault for not paying attention.
Anywho, I'm done hijacking this thread. ;)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinetic_bombardment#Project_Thor
Project Thor is an idea for a weapons system that launches kinetic projectiles from Earth orbit to damage targets on the ground
Zarious
03-09-2007, 08:22 PM
Probably based off of the "Rods from God" project that was proposed a while back. It's basically a pair of satellites in orbit one to target and one to carry the payload. The payload/s are a bunch of heavy metal rods, that are dropped into the earth's atmosphere and reach metoric speeds before they smack the ground. Tho the ones I heard about are powerful enough to replace tatical nukes.
Aaah found the article on it here
http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/005/700oklkt.asp
Ized beat me to it by 3 mins cause I went looking for the article :D
CRIMS0N_W0LF
03-09-2007, 09:35 PM
Whatever they come from i HATE THEM! I'm the unluckist guy i ALWAYS die in an ortibal strike. I hate it more then BF2 artillery because only I die. At least in BF2 I wasn't the only one to die...
I'm an Oribital Strike/Artillery Magnet!
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