brump
05-12-2007, 04:49 PM
I have always been a keen knifer prior to getting the no.1 walker whore (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImKx7FPSsp4), but since then my symtoms have become even more serious. I can say i'm irremediably addicted to BJ-2 combat knife.
Now whenever I hear the sound of a sniper rifle, I will stop doing what I'm doing and abandon my squad to look for the source. It's easy to distinguish friendly or enemy sniper rifle. Just listen to the sound of it, morretti and park has a different sound, so as zellerH. Whenever I hear a sniper rifle firing, I listen to which faction this sniper belongs to, so as to make sure it's an enemy. Then I will look for the source. Locate the sniper. Run half a large circle to get to the back of him and "shk"! (don't forget to teabag):D
Not only sniper, I do it to anybody in sight. Whenever they're wandering like they're drunk, once I find he's alone, I will definitely follow him all the way to his back and shk! Sometimes I even give up very easy MG kills just to follow them for miles to get their tag. Of course that isn't surely the best way to play the game, but that's the best way to piss off people.
The bad thing is, the DICE lag always fails me and that only 60-70% of the times succeeds. The teabag process also increase 30% of the chance of dying after getting the tag. This kind of knifing addiction will undoubtedly mess up your KD ratio as you see I have one of 1.15. Though i admit that taking this drug makes you very high.
So to those vehicular KD ratio whore, why protect your KD ratio when no one's gonna remember or even notice? Why not try to have fun getting tags from all over the place? To piss off whoever you don't like? Hey, easy man, after all it's just a game.:laugh:
one more thing to whine, after getting byiooo I've started checking out the all the No.1s of all column in the leaderboard, e.g. PauliePaul (voss), SoaNe (park), x=fast=x (gunship), marine1942 (baur) XxfightClubxx (combat)etc, to see if I can play with low ping in their server and if God bless me to get their tag.
So I added all first 20 leaders of global score to buddy list today, few accepted. Xxfightclubxx and r0co01 are among them so I went into their server to follow them a bit, found that they both have scores like 27-4 or 31-5 sth like that, real crazy. Seconds later I was kicked for high ping.
Just when I was about to give up, I found Noobish-Noob, the 1st supreme commander, in a server in which i have a nice ping:yay: I really followed his walker all round and watch his pwnage. I got to know his pattern after some reconnaisance: Pwn, pwn and pwn, then step down, repair for 3-5 secs, get back in, and pwn.
Twice!! I caught him twice when he stepped down to repair, though the "catch" means I sprint all my strength to his side, and he entered his walker when i'm just inches away! And twice! God why don't you bless me.:cry:
If I succeeded, surely noobish noob is gonna be on youtube soon just like byiooo. But then, i failed, miserably.:dead:
PS: sorry for a long post, I have no where to express my frustration.
Now whenever I hear the sound of a sniper rifle, I will stop doing what I'm doing and abandon my squad to look for the source. It's easy to distinguish friendly or enemy sniper rifle. Just listen to the sound of it, morretti and park has a different sound, so as zellerH. Whenever I hear a sniper rifle firing, I listen to which faction this sniper belongs to, so as to make sure it's an enemy. Then I will look for the source. Locate the sniper. Run half a large circle to get to the back of him and "shk"! (don't forget to teabag):D
Not only sniper, I do it to anybody in sight. Whenever they're wandering like they're drunk, once I find he's alone, I will definitely follow him all the way to his back and shk! Sometimes I even give up very easy MG kills just to follow them for miles to get their tag. Of course that isn't surely the best way to play the game, but that's the best way to piss off people.
The bad thing is, the DICE lag always fails me and that only 60-70% of the times succeeds. The teabag process also increase 30% of the chance of dying after getting the tag. This kind of knifing addiction will undoubtedly mess up your KD ratio as you see I have one of 1.15. Though i admit that taking this drug makes you very high.
So to those vehicular KD ratio whore, why protect your KD ratio when no one's gonna remember or even notice? Why not try to have fun getting tags from all over the place? To piss off whoever you don't like? Hey, easy man, after all it's just a game.:laugh:
one more thing to whine, after getting byiooo I've started checking out the all the No.1s of all column in the leaderboard, e.g. PauliePaul (voss), SoaNe (park), x=fast=x (gunship), marine1942 (baur) XxfightClubxx (combat)etc, to see if I can play with low ping in their server and if God bless me to get their tag.
So I added all first 20 leaders of global score to buddy list today, few accepted. Xxfightclubxx and r0co01 are among them so I went into their server to follow them a bit, found that they both have scores like 27-4 or 31-5 sth like that, real crazy. Seconds later I was kicked for high ping.
Just when I was about to give up, I found Noobish-Noob, the 1st supreme commander, in a server in which i have a nice ping:yay: I really followed his walker all round and watch his pwnage. I got to know his pattern after some reconnaisance: Pwn, pwn and pwn, then step down, repair for 3-5 secs, get back in, and pwn.
Twice!! I caught him twice when he stepped down to repair, though the "catch" means I sprint all my strength to his side, and he entered his walker when i'm just inches away! And twice! God why don't you bless me.:cry:
If I succeeded, surely noobish noob is gonna be on youtube soon just like byiooo. But then, i failed, miserably.:dead:
PS: sorry for a long post, I have no where to express my frustration.