what is the best/funniest kill youve heard off from anyone

[stockypotty2]

i generally think these are funny and interesting, so what has everyone got?

mine would probably a zeller sniper shot to the chest causing the guy to die and fall of the back of the titan head first (looked like a backflip)

[TrooperJac]

I was playing on Suez and gunship whoring. Engaged the enemy gunship and after a protracted battle got a salvo of missiles up his ***. He bailed before the ship exploded and parachuted down next to the bridge.

Wasn't gonna let him get away so flew after him. He ran under the bridge - put a salvo of missiles on him but he's still going. Wasn't gonna give up on this so flew my gunship under the bridge - scratching the beach, the struts and the underside of the bridge all the way. Ran his *** over :D

[Drproctor]

My favourite kill to date is this: i was on the roof of an enemy base using the ground cannon to pick off a couple of straggling infantry when this sneaky little sniper creeps up behind me and without me spotting him lays a load of C4 on my cannon, just as he's about to blow it i swivel round and fire a shot but, obviously miss. He's hit's the C4 and this huge explosion goes off and i'm think "**** i just got owned badly" But Loh And Behold i can still see the cross hair on my screen and i can see this little sniper just standing there and i swear to god his head just turned into a big old bulls eye. So he whips out the pistol and starts firing and running around me, fortunately this cannon is on the corner of the building so he only has 90 degree's worth of dodging space when BAM, i fire the cannon hitting him square in the chest and sending his corpse bouncing around off the floor and wall until he hit's a weird angle and is sent 20 or so foot in the air. very funny for me but unfortunately no one else was around to see it.

[Braveman]

I was playing on Suez and gunship whoring. Engaged the enemy gunship and after a protracted battle got a salvo of missiles up his ***. He bailed before the ship exploded and parachuted down next to the bridge.

Wasn't gonna let him get away so flew after him. He ran under the bridge - put a salvo of missiles on him but he's still going. Wasn't gonna give up on this so flew my gunship under the bridge - scratching the beach, the struts and the underside of the bridge all the way. Ran his *** over :D

Awesome!

[parish]

I was playing on Suez and gunship whoring. Engaged the enemy gunship and after a protracted battle got a salvo of missiles up his ***. He bailed before the ship exploded and parachuted down next to the bridge.

Wasn't gonna let him get away so flew after him. He ran under the bridge - put a salvo of missiles on him but he's still going. Wasn't gonna give up on this so flew my gunship under the bridge - scratching the beach, the struts and the underside of the bridge all the way. Ran his *** over :D
I can relate to that one. I have 275 roadkills in the gunship....lol.

[UNATCOII]

Was on the Titan mode trying to get my air transport badges. Haven't tried to fly much, but gave it an old college try. A gunship pilot was harassing my transport (no gun crew -- sigh), and kept shooting it down. So jumped back in and flew the bird for the 10th time (dedication!), and the guy was getting cocky and decided to fire very close, so close he clipped the transport. He bailed, and my transport smacked him cold (wiper food).

He left me alone afterwards. :)

[TheLeper]

Was on the Titan mode trying to get my air transport badges. Haven't tried to fly much, but gave it an old college try. A gunship pilot was harassing my transport (no gun crew -- sigh), and kept shooting it down. So jumped back in and flew the bird for the 10th time (dedication!), and the guy was getting cocky and decided to fire very close, so close he clipped the transport. He bailed, and my transport smacked him cold (wiper food).

He left me alone afterwards. :)

I have had similar to this, the enemy gunship was killing everything in site and i was in a transport he was chasing me nobody in my transport so i up shields and pull up full and go strait through their gunship for 2 kills without a scratch on the transport they stopped after that.

[Shazanelli]

I have jumped off a building and parachuted onto someones head and killed them! Had me in stitches for ages.... :)

[ThQp]

I was flying in a gunship on minsk and a random guy apparently jumped off one of the tall buildings. He hit my windshield, splattered and was dead.

[Twilight]

I still think my favorite might have been podding a gunship trying to pick off transports from our Titan. Was on Suez, and wasn't even really looking to do it, just got lucky when I saw him roar up. Commander probably made it memorable though, all I got was "lol, nice work Twilight"

[Mukky]

Take the transport chopper on Suez canal..
and fly around..
Normaly you would see some podders on the pilars near silo 5,3, and 4
if you do just fly towards them and chop their heads of.

i got a few kills doing that:D:D:D

[Rick Astley]

My funniest kill was that i killed a guy with a Baur and he flew backwards, he fell off his Titan and while he was dropping to the ground, my friends gunship passed alongside the enemy Titan. He then got the body of my shot enemy on his gunship and in some reaction he flew into the side of the enemy Titan.

Not exactly my kill, but thanks to me my friend crashed. :laugh:

[Namakan]

during my clan try out we were moving towards toll station from central camp on camp G, we jump off the edge of the 2nd floor of central camp and i squashed a sqaudmate below

[Waatrope]

Well, not a kill but a teamkill which i think was funny. I was flying the gunship in suez titan and saw the enemy gunship and he saw me. Well he wasn't so good and ended up ramming me. But the funny thing was that i teamkilled my gunner with the enemy gunship!

[hellR1de]

Well, I don't know if it's gonna fit in here but I thought it would be nice mentionning. I was on Shuhia and we were heading from silo 3 towards #1 in 2 FAVs that were following each other. I was sitting in the rear position of the leading vehicule and was thus having a nice view of the other FAV. Suddenly, one of our guys decides to get out for some obscur reason but as he did, I saw him being rolled over by the followingFAV. Guys, it was like in a movie :laugh: I could see his body rolling and twisting as it was being rolled over. You really can appreciate the ragdoll effect in those situations :p

[RichardDawkins]

my housemate had his first go on bf2142 last night; his very first spawn was with a pod which he managed to steer onto 2 enemies for the perfect start to a stat-addled career ;)