Funniest moment ever in BF2142? [Archive]

D3lit3

07-06-2007, 07:45 AM

Post your funniest moment you've ever had in game here.

Mine was when a PAC guy uncloaked right in front of me and another 2 EU guys with a knife. 1 EU guy pulls out his knife and starts dueling. They duel for a long time but no one can knife each other.

Finally the other EU guy says "No can do", walks up to the PAC guy and blows his face off. I lmaoed.

Shijima Omini

07-06-2007, 07:52 AM

dont know if its my funniest moment ive ever had but the other day i jumped down one of the top holes on our teams titan to find an enemy down there i couldnt fire for a mo but the guy didnt fire at me.

So i calmly walk up to the guy still he isnt shooting looking straight at me i switch from gun to my knife still nothing.

Then the guy gets out his ammo crate i assume to try and resupply me at which point i cant take it any more and knife him in the face.

Micster

07-06-2007, 08:28 AM

I've said this before and I'll say it again.

That time when someone podded right infront of my Tank turret, and I clicked the Left Mouse button. ;)

XxSTAM1NAxX

07-06-2007, 10:07 AM

I think my funniest moment also just got to do with uncloaking snipers.
So someone spotted a sniper on Camp Gibraltar right of Harbor. Me and a few mates went there cause it seemed like they had a beacon placed somewhere behind the rocks. So as we went there, suddenly in front of us a sniper uncloaks. Alright, killed him. Few seconds later another sniper, aproned uncloaks. Then a sniper of ours uncloaks and another of the enemy uncloaks a little more far away. I was thinking: WTF. I never had it happen that so many snipers cloaked, uncloaked at the same place in such a short manner of time. And I really did not see any of them before they uncloaked. So I was expecting some more snipers - but they first had to pod down again. :D

alpha1.1

07-06-2007, 10:26 AM

Then the guy gets out his ammo crate i assume to try and resupply me at which point i cant take it any more and knife him in the face.

Lol i've seen that happen a few times - guy's forgetting what team there on & trying to heal their enemies:rolleyes:

ICE*T

07-06-2007, 10:29 AM

flying towards the enemy titan pissed up on six cans of lager, full transport ...jus clipped the side and completely lost it...no one else saw the funny side...I think one bloke managed to pod out as we plunged towards the earth...people spamming wtf wtf..etc etc

Timmmmmy

07-06-2007, 11:45 AM

flying towards the enemy titan pissed up on six cans of lager, full transport ...jus clipped the side and completely lost it...no one else saw the funny side...

LOL just LOL

Fish

07-06-2007, 12:00 PM

Poding to the top of my titan when the shield are down to defend, and hitting a full enemy transporter from underneth without realising what i had done.

geubes

07-06-2007, 12:29 PM

asking for ammo with the commo rose, to a support guy infront of me with my zeller only to let go of Q to early and fire a shot into his head.....instant tk!!

he was NOT a bit happy!
was funny though

so remember peeps dont let go of Q until the message appears! LOL

xslaneyx

07-06-2007, 01:31 PM

when you are the pilot of the transport ship and you take off from the titan only to clip the tip of your ship on the floor of it and it sends you toppling over upside down lol:laugh:

god knows what the enemy must think when they see all that calamity going on:laugh:

Vikaman

07-06-2007, 03:40 PM

Was happily placing RDX on a FAV to jihad a walker on Tunis, when this cocky dumba$$ from the enemy team steals my FAV and types "MUAHAHAH, got your FAV noob".

It was only a right click and a left click till I laughed my a$$ off.

Vreki

07-06-2007, 05:32 PM

Funniest I can remember right now:
A few days ago on Tampa Highway, we took off three man in a FAV.
But one of our own Motion Mines somehow interacted with the FAV and launched it into the air, spinning wildly.

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/9241/screen047xj6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Diamond621

07-06-2007, 05:34 PM

^ ^

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at least you got a healing point!

Vreki

07-06-2007, 05:39 PM

at least you got a healing point!

Yes, I sold my whole supply of motion sickness pills :D

stevodevo

07-06-2007, 09:45 PM

Last night on Suez I was playing EU and defending the rear bases. One of our guys was in an FAV. Somehow the FAV was destroyed and he was left in a sitting position "driving" around without a car! Graphix glitch that was like some old movie - it was hilarious. I FRAPS'd it too as he scooted across the bridge throwing nades... haha

Lt Davis

07-06-2007, 10:11 PM

:rofl: @ all of these. One of mine was when I was taking a transport off our Titan. I was trying to get low to avoid enemy AA fire, but the front of my transport hit the Titan. I then rolled over, falling helplessly to the ground. :laugh:

Another one is I charge this guy with a knife, and he shoots me and then knifes my body. 15 seconds later I slice his back and throw my med hub on him. :D :laugh:

One time I swooped down with my transport and flew right over an enemy transport. Insta 5 kills. :rofl:

Shijima Omini

07-06-2007, 10:14 PM

I had good one yesterday i was on camp g and me and one other guy were ging for the eu base i was following behind this guy and we were running along side he saw an explosive box and i dont know what he thought but he started to shoot it as he ran.

next thing i know i see his final round goes in blowing the box at the exact moment he is alongside it and i just see his body fly to the side and hit the wall dead.

Lt Davis

07-06-2007, 10:15 PM

:rofl:

HEFO

07-06-2007, 10:34 PM

When i was at the enemy base on Tunis harbor and took the walker, i was going and going till irelized that no walking sounds, htan i changed the camera and i was like WTF?!? The walker wasnt walking it was just moveing, i think that PAC put wheales on Walkers for better accuracy.:nod:

Micster

07-07-2007, 12:10 AM

Another funny moment for me recently, was on Camp Gib. I attempted to knife somebody on a building, and somehow we both knew that the other was coming.

After a few slashes at each other with the knife, we both came at each other and happened to knife kill both of us at the same time. :laugh:

Lt Davis

07-07-2007, 05:10 AM

Wastrel

07-07-2007, 05:23 AM

This, it happened while getting ready for a TWL match

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f27/bowstaffer/screen029.jpg

geubes

07-07-2007, 06:50 AM

This, it happened while getting ready for a TWL match

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f27/bowstaffer/screen029.jpg

the headless air-guitar man!!!!! LOL

another funny moment was on minsk and i was sat on the hill to the north in my tank and the most southern silo was being taken over (369m) away....i could just about see the first of the 2 pill box things (the second having the silo behind it)...so i aimed a little higher than the pill box and took a random shot into the fog of war!!!!!!

low and behold "you killed *****" + silo defence score

hahahaha you should have seen the smile that hit my face!!!

+ when a friendly tank colides with yours are slow speed turning, only to completely flip you upside down, so you bail out only to find yourself under their tank TK'ed. honestly if your a soldier of 2142 you dont jump out of a buring vehicle into the path of another moving one!!

Logan_Guevara

07-07-2007, 07:47 AM

Me and my team was in a full apc heading for the enemy's titan in Suez. We got quite near the titan and this dude podded out only to slam his head hard on the underside of a bridge that we were passing through (at silo 5). he fell right in front of our moving apc and got ran over.

sempf

07-07-2007, 03:09 PM

ive got 3:
1 i was support on my own titan. i placed my support pack. a little while later some sort off idiot lays on my support pack. the support pack explodes. got a 2tk(i thougt at that moment wtf!lol) and 2 punishes. i got instant kicked from the server because you are only allowed to get 1 tk punish without a kick.
2 i was support again on my titan. at those big box inside the titan in that path i hid myself. an enemy comes right in front of me. after the find i had one life. the enemy heard medic. the ran to me. i thought ****.... that stupid enemy comes to kill me. then the enemy toke his medic hub out. i thought wtf?... after i had 100 lives i killed the medic. thanks.
3 a noob on my team tk`ed me 2 times. i was angry. then i saw him looking of the titan. i thought let me have fun. i pushed hif of the titan. he felt to the ground. he didn't know how to take a parashute. but a second before he hits the ground an enemy tank shot him in his face.

whiteb

07-07-2007, 07:46 PM

Sad and shameless use of another team member to get a mark on an enemy.

On top of a roof on Fall of Berlin, a sniper somewhere is picking off team members as they beacon spawn, and try to get to the edge to position themselves.
Oh my, whats this dude doing just standing beside me ? Seems afk.
Go prone and push him to the edge, sniper snipes him, I see where he is, and snipe him back.

MrChris_CJ

07-07-2007, 08:06 PM

shuhia taibe at the middle silo, with my trusty lambert i had just fought off a tank and at least an entire squad and some random lone enemy gets in the walker, im out of RDX, need to recharge my cloak, have about 10 bullets left cos some nonce wouldnt resupply me so i just stand still and wait for this guy to kill me

running towards me firing his guns, dont know how i survived that long then BOOM

one of his team mates rammed him in a transport :D

saved by the gods of battlefield i was

HEFO

07-07-2007, 08:22 PM

This, it happened while getting ready for a TWL match

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f27/bowstaffer/screen029.jpg

Seems like his ..... u know, working. :shock:

VegaBond

07-07-2007, 09:57 PM

Maybe hes the 2142 verison of headless horseman

RYKUU

07-08-2007, 01:12 AM

When i died in a gunship after a supplie crate fell on me.

Sunburnt

07-08-2007, 01:27 AM

I podded out of the Titan right into the bottom of a gunship overhead-- I'm pretty sure it was a TK but it was a while ago. I was stunned, and he's going to learn to fly around the side bits of the active Titan!

Logan_Guevara

07-08-2007, 02:00 AM

Exactly the same thing happened to me, except that it wasnt a TK and it was completely unintentional. I was like wth? 2 free kills lolz!

Leemus

07-08-2007, 04:27 PM

Led a squad in to EU base on camp gibraltar, survived many perils and just as the flag was about to turn to our color, i get hit by a supply crate dropped from my commander.
My ears melted off from the laughing.

Shadowfax

07-08-2007, 06:19 PM

Haha, these are great... you guys should be submitting to Picture of the Day more. :P

Last night on Suez I was playing EU and defending the rear bases. One of our guys was in an FAV. Somehow the FAV was destroyed and he was left in a sitting position "driving" around without a car! Graphix glitch that was like some old movie - it was hilarious. I FRAPS'd it too as he scooted across the bridge throwing nades... haha
o0o, oooh, please post that! I'd love to see that moment... or at the least take a pic and send it to POTD.