hahahahahahaha, license to cheat

[SHookPR]

A good friend of mine has been phoning me 5 times a day to play BF2 with him because its so cool and he has been performing so well on the Ranks...yelling me down a list of Ribbon`s that don`t interest me.....anyway i stated my opinion that people who are buying ranked servers that are costing triple of the usual market prize showing attitudes like its a license to cheat ranks in favour of their affiliates and i will not join this system....hehe

just a minute ago he phoned again with the story i told him to post asap...hehe

He yelled into the phone

"You have been right!" Yeah,....i know...haha

He has been playing Special Forces destroying the enemy artillery site 3 times a row.........after he shot the commander a 4th time he got banned from the server.....hahaha....probatly the enemy commander has been owning the expensive ranked server...and who will would pay to get owned...hrhrhr?

How i love it.... :laugh:

[sturmvogel]

Was that English?

[a1pointguard]

yea, I can't understand you.

[SHookPR]

Was that English?


"Was that English? LOL....you are a funny smart guy
if a word that i have been writing too much is worthy enough replying to this thread then i ask...is your name german?

[a1pointguard]

............................

[Jameson]

Take your ritlin, or have some of mine

[atomic-roach]

lol ok wtf you make me look like and english teacher

[dark.conspiracy]

*** IN BEFORE :locked: :locked: :locked: :locked: :locked: :locked: :locked: BEFORE IN ***

[imported_Fusion]

Their's one thing that I can't stand.. And that is when people mix up don't with don`t - THERE IS NO ` it's ' FFS!

[imported_Pharacon]

i'm confused..

[ledbythereaper]

You are funny smart guy aha aha aha hello i am borat from kazakstan. Hiiigh feeve!!

[Mac_UFO]

MORK CALLING ORSEN!!! I Think he is from the planet Zanussi

Mac

[Wranger4400]

Your kinda hard to understand dude.

[Mailman]

"Was that English? LOL....you are a funny smart guy
if a word that i have been writing too much is worthy enough replying to this thread then i ask...is your name german?

um...

[S_t_a_l_i_n]

Oh! Oh! Oh! PICK ME PICK ME!!! I SPEAK ENGLISH!!!

[ravenwebb]

another thread to say, "OMG, THIS HAPPENED TO ME TODAY" "HOW COOL AM I?"

put it in your blog, not on the forums...

[Mank]

Their's one thing that I can't stand.. And that is when people mix up don't with don`t - THERE IS NO ` it's ' FFS!


What a hypocritical statement, you said their, not there. Their is when you're talking about a person. Funny to see a hypocrite at it's best though.

[Syndicate]

ummmm theres no reason for this thread who cares if your friends really that great at BF2 anyways. IMO :locked: :locked: :locked:

[jdogg88-Fed]

:locked: :locked: :locked: :locked: :locked: :locked: :locked: :locked: :locked: :locked: :cussing: :censored: :censored: ok get this guy a doctor not only is he a danger to hisself he is a danger to others
U HAVE PROBLEMS MAN

[pyalot]

"Was that English? LOL....you are a funny smart guy
if a word that i have been writing too much is worthy enough replying to this thread then i ask...is your name german?

A-ha!
You write perfect english, except that it's not english, language, or anything that remotely resembles something to understand.

Carry on.

[imported_Fusion]

What a hypocritical statement, you said their, not there. Their is when you're talking about a person. Funny to see a hypocrite at it's best though.

As opposed to there? When you are talking about a place..

[pyalot]

The darkside ranked servers renting is. Forceful, seductive it is. Beware you must of the stats paddlers.

[Reasa]

I can understand about 3 posts in this entire topic...I need to go lie down now...

[Brutus]

Let me translate his post for you.

"I was just killed on this ranked server that I enjoy playing on. I was so mad at what had just happened that I TK'd the commander of my team and since I'm not all that good at the game I decided to get in the way of my teams moving vehicles, and when I died I punished them.

I don't want to admit that this is why I was baned and since I can't afford to rent a ranked server I decided that it would be very cute and intelligent of me to make up a story about admin abuse and badmouth people that provide ranked servers to the community"

[SHookPR]

Let me translate his post for you.

"I was just killed on this ranked server that I enjoy playing on. I was so mad at what had just happened that I TK'd the commander of my team and since I'm not all that good at the game I decided to get in the way of my teams moving vehicles, and when I died I punished them.

I don't want to admit that this is why I was baned and since I can't afford to rent a ranked server I decided that it would be very cute and intelligent of me to make up a story about admin abuse and badmouth people that provide ranked servers to the community"



LOL...how did you know that? :laugh:
serious
Maybe the world is full of experienced liars that now translating my bad english exactly into their kind of thinking, i less care....its not my words written here nor my thoughts

providing ranked servers LOL....EA should be the ONE and ONLY company who should have been providing ranked servers and policing it and not giving it to everybody who want pay....btw. we do have a server since 5 years on 100mbit and i would not betray my good ISP nor i would pay triple of the costs to have the power abusing it....eh?

[pyalot]

I just discovered that the message gets better when you push it trough the AOL translator. It kinda seems more fitting.



A GOD FREIND OF MIEN HAS B3N PHONNG ME 5 TIEMS A DAY 2 PLAY BF2 WIT HIM B/C ITS SO COL AND HE HAS BEN PERFORMNG SO W3L ON TEH RANKS.Y3LNG!1!!!!11!!11!!!!! WTF LOL ME DOWN A LIST OF RIBONS TAHT DONT INTAREST MA..ANYWAY!11!11!1!11!1111!111!!11!!!1111!!!! OMG LOL I STAETD MAH OPINION TAHT PAOPLE WHO R BUYNG RANK3D SERVERS TAHT R COSTNG TRIPLE OF TEH USUAL MARKAT PRIEZ SHOWNG ATITUD3S LIEK ITS A LIECNSA 2 CH3AT RANKS IN FAVOUR OF THERE AFILIAETS AND I WIL NOT JOIN THIS SYSTEM..HAHE
JUST1!1!11!!!!!1!!!11111 OMG WTF LOL A MINUT3 AGO HE PHON3D AGANE WIT DA S2RY I 2LD HIM 2 POST ASAP.HEHE
HE!!!!!111!!!11!!11! OMG LOL YAL3D IN2 TEH U HAEV B3N RIGHT!1!!11 WTF LOL YEAH..I!!111!!111!1!1!1!!!1 OMG LOL KNOW.HAHA
H3!!!!1!!!!1!1!!!!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL HAS B3N PLAYNG SPECIAL FORCES D3STROYNG TEH MAH ARTILERY SIET 3 TIEMS A ROW....AFTER!1!!11!111!!1!1!1!1!!11!1!1!!11!1!1!1! !11!!11!1!1!1! OMG WTF LOL H3 SHOT DA COMANDER A 4TH TIEM HE GOT BAN3D FROM TEH SARV3R..HAHAHA..PROBATLY11!!!!!!!!!111!!11!!!1111! !1 WTF DA MAH COMAND3R HAS B3N OWNNG TEH EXPENSIEV RANK3D SERVAR.AND!!1!1!!!1!1!!!1! OMG WTF LOL WHO WIL WUD PAY 2 GET OWNED.HRHRHR
HOW?11!1!!!!1!1!!!!!!1!1 WTF LOL I LOVE IT


Also if you translate it in goggle back and forth, it looses almost no quality, observe:



To play in favor of before good friend of me has me 5mal day, BF2 with called it, because its so cool and it so well accomplished have to climb..., me down list kreischen of Ribbon`s, which don`t me interest.....anyway, those, indicated I, my opinion that people, which buy arranged operator, who costs tripartite group of the usual market price, which shows attitude as its a license, too would amount to climbs their participants and I, not this system....hehe connect straight, to one minute, he again with history called, I to him explained that... hehe communicate as soon as possible into the telephone, "you had right kreischte!", Yeah....i know that... Haha it played the special forces, which destroy the hostile artillery place of assembly 3mal a row........., after it the commanders 4. Times shot, which forbidden it kept from the operator.....hahaha....probatly, who possessed hostile commander the expensive arranged operator... and whom will would pay, to receive to possessed... hrhrhr? As I it.... love


I conclude that this text represents thus the dumbest denominator for an english text possible. Meaning that on the scale of making sense and beeing absolutely rubbish, it is singlehandedly defending the rubish side for itself.

[teadaze]

u all are a bunch of flaming retards who bash on people who doesnt have english as their first language. who the hell do u think u are? I mean jesus it's pathetic to read. all I see is this kind of respons to "not so good threads" but stop being childish and dont reply to them instead. ffs grow up! posts by people like u are the ones that bring this forum down more not the ones making these "not so good threads"!

/end of bash. alright thank you.

[Drexl]

*** IN BEFORE :locked: :locked: :locked: :locked: :locked: :locked: :locked: BEFORE IN ***

Hehe, most productive part of this thread!

[pyalot]

<stfu/>

[{A}10th{B}Dill0n]

Take your ritlin, or have some of mine

LMAO :D

[S_t_a_l_i_n]

U$%R*%(@#@#% OMFG!!! I JUST REALISED THAT JESUS CANNOT SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!! HE SPEAKS HEBREW!!!!!! OMGWTFBBQ!!!



the mystery is revealed (http://www.grammarbook.com/)

[BigBadBob]

as bad as it is for them to kick/ban someone who did nothing wrong, it's their server. They can run it how they see fit.

[exocet]

Their's one thing that I can't stand.. And that is when people mix up don't with don`t - THERE IS NO ` it's ' FFS!
Some Scandinavian keyboard layouts default an apostrophe to an accent. Oh, and when you said "as opposed to that place over there", the part in bold is what my Sir. Friend was referring to. It should have been there, as the word their is used to indicate ownership of an item by a plural party. Example:
(When referring to a group of people)
That is their book.

Or, when referring to a singular noun in the third person.

[imported_SubwayEater]

Some people cannot understand 11 year old speech.... Just remeber, most of them were accidents....

[Nightstalker160]

WTF does FFS mean?!!!! i've been trying to figure it out for like 6 freakin years and i have never asked anyone. lol. :confused:

[exocet]

For Fornication's Sake!

[ROCKETt]

Freedom F****n Sailors

[sithtis]

For Fornication's Sake!


Lol :rolleyes:

you know that the word **** come from Fornication Under King Consent heh

[BigFinger]

Lol :rolleyes:

you know that the word **** come from Fornication Under King Consent heh

BULLSH1T ! for your definition and choosing this dead end topic for your first post !


According to the alt.usage.english FAQ:


[****] is a very old word, recorded in English since the 15th century (few acronyms predate the 20th century), with cognates in other Germanic languages. The Random House Historical Dictionary of American Slang (Random House, 1994, ISBN 0-394-54427-7) cites Middle Dutch fokken = "to thrust, copulate with"; Norwegian dialect ***ka = "to copulate"; and Swedish dialect focka = "to strike, push, copulate" and fock = "penis". Although German ficken may enter the picture somehow, it is problematic in having e-grade, or umlaut, where all the others have o-grade or zero-grade of the vowel.
AHD1, following Pokorny, derived "feud", "fey", "fickle", "foe", and "****" from an Indo-European root peig2 = "hostile"; but AHD2 and AHD3 have dropped this connection for "****" and give no pre-Germanic etymon for it. Eric Partridge, in the 7th edition of Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English (Macmillan, 1970), said that "****" "almost certainly" comes from the Indo-European root *peuk- = "to *****" (which is the source of the English words "compunction", "expunge", "impugn", "poignant", "point", "pounce", "pugilist", "punctuate", "puncture", "pungent", and "pygmy"). Robert Claiborne, in The Roots of English: A Reader's Handbook of Word Origin (Times, 1989) agrees that this is "probably" the etymon. Problems with such theories include a distribution that suggests a North-Sea Germanic areal form rather than an inherited one; the murkiness of the phonetic relations; and the fact that no alleged cognate outside Germanic has sexual connotations.

[sithtis]

BULLSH1T ! for your definition and choosing this dead end topic for your first post !


First of all that wasnt my first post i dont know why it says that

second yeah its an old acronym created by the british ([****] is a very old word, recorded in English since the 15th century (few acronyms predate the 20th century))

and it really meens Fornication Under King Consent

people had to put a sign on their front door saying that in order to be able to "make childrens" :evil:

[Brutus]

First of all that wasnt my first post i dont know why it says that

second yeah its an old acronym created by the british ([****] is a very old word, recorded in English since the 15th century (few acronyms predate the 20th century))

and it really meens Fornication Under King Consent

people had to put a sign on their front door saying that in order to be able to "make childrens" :evil:


Wrong.

http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/****.htm

[SHookPR]

as bad as it is for them to kick/ban someone who did nothing wrong, it's their server. They can run it how they see fit.

basically you are right, as ranked server owner playing myself on it i would not pay so much money to get owned by strangers making me looking bad on the Stats....and exactly thats the problem with EA who are not inversting in a stabile and secure enviroment with the millions of $ they took out of the BF Fan`s pocket...they EA are doing the opposite...they do nothing to provide a secured and fair enviroment but selling expensive servers to everybody, if you do not see it i can`t help you...you are such a tool its ridiculous (not personally...the community generally)

[SHookPR]

BULLSH1T ! for your definition and choosing this dead end topic for your first post !


According to the alt.usage.english FAQ:


[****] is a very old word, recorded in English since the 15th century (few acronyms predate the 20th century), with cognates in other Germanic languages. The Random House Historical Dictionary of American Slang (Random House, 1994, ISBN 0-394-54427-7) cites Middle Dutch fokken = "to thrust, copulate with"; Norwegian dialect ***ka = "to copulate"; and Swedish dialect focka = "to strike, push, copulate" and fock = "penis". Although German ficken may enter the picture somehow, it is problematic in having e-grade, or umlaut, where all the others have o-grade or zero-grade of the vowel.
AHD1, following Pokorny, derived "feud", "fey", "fickle", "foe", and "****" from an Indo-European root peig2 = "hostile"; but AHD2 and AHD3 have dropped this connection for "****" and give no pre-Germanic etymon for it. Eric Partridge, in the 7th edition of Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English (Macmillan, 1970), said that "****" "almost certainly" comes from the Indo-European root *peuk- = "to *****" (which is the source of the English words "compunction", "expunge", "impugn", "poignant", "point", "pounce", "pugilist", "punctuate", "puncture", "pungent", and "pygmy"). Robert Claiborne, in The Roots of English: A Reader's Handbook of Word Origin (Times, 1989) agrees that this is "probably" the etymon. Problems with such theories include a distribution that suggests a North-Sea Germanic areal form rather than an inherited one; the murkiness of the phonetic relations; and the fact that no alleged cognate outside Germanic has sexual connotations.


nice paste, but it still does not force EA to install administrated servers THAT THEY PAY AND POLICE

or

giving the rank feature incl. the unlocked weapons to EVERYBODY who bought the game.... :D