Female methods to stop you from playing?

[Merlin]

Im sure im not the only one that gets grief from the missus about playing BF2 for too long. Im sure im one of the lucky ones that just gets moaned at, one of my mates girlfrinds took his modem off him to stop him from playing ROFL!!

Whats your member of the fairer sex's way of stopping you from playing? be it girlfriend/wife/sister/mother.

[The_Misfit]

married 12+ years here, the wife has given up.....:)

[Talus]

I can't say what my wife does to get me off of BF2 ;)

[DeathGiver]

1.Take out the trash
2. make dinner
3. check on junior

[IHateYou]

I can't say what my wife does to get me off of BF2 ;)

ditto. :D

[maforduk]

ditto. :D

I'm also in Agreeance! WOW! :)

Sexy Lingerie...etc...I play just to get her to stop me sometimes!
:p

[Ghiest]

Wife plays as well side by side ... well a little of the time other than bf2 she plays Eq2 and -shudder- the sims2 :(

[rombaft]

Most of the time she lets me play, then she can do her thing (chat with girlfriends, watch TV, clean up, .... ) , and sometimes when she wants me to stop playing she just starts whining, and then it's difficult to shut her up and after some time I mostly give up and stop playing (why don't they just understand that I want to finish a round?) .

But after some time when she had her part of attention I go back and play.

Reason why she doesn't whine to much is because I also love to cook, and every day I cook here a nice and good meal, she's very happy then and I can do my thing all the rest is for her, hehe

[Merlin]

I'm also in Agreeance! WOW! :)

Sexy Lingerie...etc...I play just to get her to stop me sometimes!
:p

LOL a dude from my clan says that Bf2 is a good contraceptive, its the only way to stop them from having another kid, they have 5 already :laugh:

[Porto]

She sneaks behind me and either presses ESC or the Sleep button right above it. (This usually happens at the worst times, like in the middle of a firefight, or flying a full chopper).

She does the sexy lingerie too.

EDIT:
...(why don't they just understand that I want to finish a round?)... I feel your pain...

Reason why she doesn't whine to much is because I also love to cook, and every day I cook her a nice and good meal, she's very happy then and I can do my thing all the rest is for her, hehe
Well, I don't cook, but if I do stuff around the house and spend enough time w/ her, then she lets me play (until it starts all over again).

[ZapStarfighter]

If Liz is physically there she'll occasionally yell/whine, but her nastiest trick is to stand right next to me and gossip about her girlfriends right into my ear until I agree to get off. Trust me after hearing about how her friend Jennifer's new boss is the world's biggest b-yotch for about 10 minutes, I'm ready to quit.

If she's not there, she'll start calling every 30 seconds on my cell, and then on the landline. One time I unplugged both and she drove over and punched me in the arm. :D

A few weeks ago she saw me looking at my stats and said, "What is that? 85 hours?! You've spent 85 hours on this crap? I don't think you've spent 85 hours on me!"
I said, "Sure I have, but these 85 hours only cost 50 bucks"...heh. That earned me some punches for sure.

[TheDragon]

A - she never complains. or even tries
except to remind me to eat :p
or to allow our son to eat (we play on LAN)

[Matt_Flex]

lol

mine is okay - after about an hour the moans start coming though from the living room... i havent gone to bed with her since i started playing!

[ZapStarfighter]

This has me thinking BF2 should include an optional stat:
BF2:G/F ratio
Keeps track of how much time you've spent playing BF2 compared to time spent with your other half.
When the game first came out mine was probably like 1.5/1, now it's more like .25/1...ah well, nice while it lasted. :)

[BigFinger]

I can't say what my wife does to get me off of BF2 ;)

well dont know about you but last sunday it was the promise of a blowjob :) as soon as i logged off and got up and came hunting downstairs for her to take he up on the offer she forced her way past and booked a bloodly holiday in the carribian :( that one mistake cost me £1600 quid !!! gutted... and im still waiting on the bloody blowjob n all !




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[=PxR=TitanSound]

Well my psycho ex stopped me playing DC by cutting every single lead attached to my PC. Monitor cable and power cable, wireless key and mouse receiver, all the leads for my 5.1 speakers, network cable etc....

Now I can understand her being mad if I was playing a lot but at that time I was only playing about 5 hours a week :cry:

My current g/f does not mind as I only see her at weekends (she lives in Surrey)

[convinced[GER]]

:) wrong way.. its my girl i have to get off bf2.....


sorry guys *g*

[maforduk]

Well my psycho ex stopped me playing DC by cutting every single lead attached to my PC. Monitor cable and power cable, wireless key and mouse receiver, all the leads for my 5.1 speakers, network cable etc....

Now I can understand her being mad if I was playing a lot but at that time I was only playing about 5 hours a week :cry:

My current g/f does not mind as I only see her at weekends (she lives in Surrey)

This has to be the worst! Sorry for you mate. My regards to your pc or Ex-pc.

[alecs36]

My girlfriend plays bf2..

j/k. Thank god.

[AT39]

Well my psycho ex stopped me playing DC by cutting every single lead attached to my PC. Monitor cable and power cable, wireless key and mouse receiver, all the leads for my 5.1 speakers, network cable etc....

Now I can understand her being mad if I was playing a lot but at that time I was only playing about 5 hours a week :cry:

My current g/f does not mind as I only see her at weekends (she lives in Surrey)

Dude, that's HARSH!

[sleazell]

Most of the time she lets me play, then she can do her thing (chat with girlfriends, watch TV, clean up, .... ) , and sometimes when she wants me to stop playing she just starts whining, and then it's difficult to shut her up and after some time I mostly give up and stop playing (why don't they just understand that I want to finish a round?) .



Man do I agree with you about the whining. The "quit being a nerd and spend time with me" or "I am going to pour water on your computer" lines or killing me. I just got engaged so I poured gasoline on her desire to be with me 24/7. So I end up playing on friday at like 2 in the morning when she is asleep and can't call and bug me. I envy the people that get to play on a daily basis. So my question is how the hell do your girl into gaming?!?

[ZapStarfighter]

I'm really glad mine isn't. It's nice to have things that are just for me, otherwise we'd be around one another 24/7... and I love her, she's a great girl, but ya know...

A man has to have his time to be a nerd.

[my2cents]

We have a deal, I play with my PC from 8pm to 10pm
and I ' play ' with my wife from 10pm to 12pm :P

[ZapStarfighter]

and I ' play ' with my wife from 10pm to 12pm :P

You can hold out for 2 hours? You have my respect.

[DezemoDova]

I can't say what my wife does to get me off of BF2 ;)
roger that :D

[rombaft]

A few weeks ago she saw me looking at my stats and said, "What is that? 85 hours?! You've spent 85 hours on this crap? I don't think you've spent 85 hours on me!"
I said, "Sure I have, but these 85 hours only cost 50 bucks"...heh. That earned me some punches for sure.

good one, hehe

My girlfriend plays bf2..

j/k. Thank god.


I am glad mine doesn't do that, now the PC is my domaine, and I know how much time a human can put into games, and I still want her to do some things (cleaning up and stuff)

[rombaft]

are there also people here who get this q from there wives ?

She sometimes asks me if I love my computer more then here because it seems that I put more time in it then I put time in her.

Offcourse I am in complete denial and say to here she is just imagening this

[Merlin]

My gf likes the computer, but only to play cards or something similarly crap. Im like WTF I spent ££££'s on this machine and you want to play cards all day. My only saving grace is MSN popping up all the time with clan members asking to play BF2, she gets annoyed pretty quickly and gets off.

[Hephaistion]

My wife is insane to begin with, she sits on the floor and talks my ear off, brings the double-dogs into my office (The twin-terrier-twin-terrors), or she actually cries..... Dang, I wish she would just let me play! IN PEACE!

[sleazell]

are there also people here who get this q from there wives ?

She sometimes asks me if I love my computer more then here because it seems that I put more time in it then I put time in her.

Offcourse I am in complete denial and say to here she is just imagening this

I usually get smart a** remarks like " What do you want for your birthday a stick of RAM". I just roll my eyes but I am really thinking that some extra RAM wouldn't hurt with all the resources BF2 sucks from my computer

[bisley]

Women .... pffff snakes with t1ts but we all need one !!!!!
or 2 or 3 if your a Taxi driver !

[maforduk]

are there also people here who get this q from there wives ?

She sometimes asks me if I love my computer more then here because it seems that I put more time in it then I put time in her.

Offcourse I am in complete denial and say to here she is just imagening this

Yes, I get this...ALOT! :) Just say no and leave it there...lol

[imported_HorrorBusiness]

Mine will just stand over my shoulder or sit on the edge of my bed and spout off some of the most useless crap I've ever heard in my life. It doesn't help that I'm usually pumped up like FPS Doug when I'm playing, either. Luckily she gets home 2 hours later than I do, so I have enough time to get my daily BF2 fix in anyway. Saturdays and Sundays are a different story all together. Once she dozes off into a nap, I tip-toe to my computer room and fire it up. Once she says the spending time thing I can safely say, "You were sleeping anyway, go back to sleep."

She doesn't think playing the game is very nerdy, but once I log off and check the message boards I certainly hear it.

[imported_Master Shake]

My wife and I are at a constant stalemate over playing time. Im a night owl shes in bed by 10:00PM she nags if I tell her Im going to play earlier in the evening and when she goes to bed shes pissed that I fire up the computer "YOUR FRICKING SLEEPING AND PISSED AT ME!!" its a tuff go right now. Shes insanely jealous of the computer because I spend some time (maybe 8 hrs a week) online but when I spend time with her she doesnt know what she wants to do. I keep reminding her that before we were married she knew I was a major gamer back to PONG and she never had a problem when I would be playing games and she would be on the couch reading or watching a movie. Its a tuff go, guerilla gaming I play 15 min here 15 there just to get my fix to the weekend...horrible......

[MikMadness]

are there also people here who get this q from there wives ?

She sometimes asks me if I love my computer more then here because it seems that I put more time in it then I put time in her.

Offcourse I am in complete denial and say to here she is just imagening this

I get this all the time. My answer is always: "Yes, I do love my computer more than you. You knew this when you married me." This is always followed by a swift slap to the back of my head, letting me know that it's time to stop playing.

[Valbonne]

This is soo cool and funny to read. It's good to know that there are fellow nerds trying to find the perfect balance between home life and nerd life.
I'm 30 with a full time job, girlfriend and a new born daughter, my girlfriend is perfect she knows i like gaming and i play on week days after work, and then when the weekends come along we do stuff together etc etc. But now we have our baby daughter it is less difficult to stop playing BF2 coz it's great playing with our little angel.

Anyway, good to see there are other couples out there.....

battle on brothers...

[Daz]

I'm also in Agreeance! WOW! :)

Sexy Lingerie...etc...I play just to get her to stop me sometimes!
:p

God its so true, its as if it is all planned. :cool:

[CS-Evolution]

My girl used to whine and guilt me in to getting away from the PC. Now, we've actually worked out an agreement where on Tues., Thurs, and Sunday nights we spend apart from eachother. Gametime, baby. Although most of the time she can't stick to her own plan, and wants to be togther. :/

BTW, I only play a few hours a week, and my GF has the expectation that I'm going to spend some time gaming or web designing or whatever. We've spent a year together, and I think she's starting to come to terms with it. :)

[ZapStarfighter]

I've gotten Liz to admit that she's glad that I have this as a hobby since she knows that when I'm not with her she knows where I'm at and what I'm doing...or does she... :drevil:

[notbob]

Wife does her own thing, I do mine.
When I was putting in the 7+hours (prior to becoming a Corporal) a day thing it was bothering her slightly.

[UglyandHasty]

I have an agreement with my wife. As long my houses chores are done, she let me play. I also have to be totally present for her the friday evening, the saturday during 'till 11 pm and sunday 'till 6 pm. The rest of the time she let me play as long i wish. Of course, once in a while i have to give her special attention (no pun intend :D ), but its a small price to pay for the freedom she give me. And it have worked well for the last 4 years, so i really cant complain.

[ODBoy]

well dont know about you but last sunday it was the promise of a blowjob :) as soon as i logged off and got up and came hunting downstairs for her to take he up on the offer she forced her way past and booked a bloodly holiday in the carribian :( that one mistake cost me £1600 quid !!! gutted... and im still waiting on the bloody blowjob n all !.


ROFLMAO...clever lady :D

[evilzucchini]

My GF likes to do her own thing so my BF2 time is perfect for her. However, if she needs to use the comp or wants to do something, all she has to do is ask and I will say "let me finish this round." She has actually gotten pretty good at predicting how long a round will take by looking at the tickets left and the number of players. :)

[imported_Pharacon]

My wife does a two prong assault which over the years (2 ;) ) she has perfected. First she starts to whine, but i play with nice headphones so i can hear her, so then if that doesnt work she pulls out the big guns.. she sits on my lap! or hangs her hair over my face.. and she has incredable timing, it will always be when i'm flying my BH full of squad mates and she makes me crash! sometimes i get TK punish kicked and then she just laugh's... goood lord!

But i love her so i normally get and then spend time with her, which is mostly waiting for her to get ready then the rest of the night waiting for her to decide where she wants to go.... if i'm being a but i just keep responding are you sure to each of her suggestions and it drives her nuts because she cant make up her mind bwahaha!

But we have worked out that i get to play right after i get back from work for 2-3 hours if i wish and then on weekends i can play for as long as she sleeps (i get up at the crack of dawn!) which sometimes turn's into 10-12 hours computer fest's!

[imported_Master Shake]

I think we need this to become a sticky support group thread...

[jmuduke]

Yeah, my girlfriend likes to take turns playing sometimes. But if she really wants to get me to stop playing she'll start saying crazy stuff in my ear. That usually gets me to stop playing, unless I'm about to gren launch a blackhawk full of ppl, then I tell her to watch. haha

[codynyc74]

i just wait till they fall asleep so i dont here any complaints. :)

[hbandsc]

My girlfriend does not mind me playing games. She knows it one of the things I like to do to relax, and because she also used to be a gamer. She's played games like Duke Nukem, Doom, and lots more.

Sometimes she doesn't need to tell me that I've been playing too much, what she does it sits on my lap and starts kissing me and we go on from there...

Edit: BTW, she's interested in learning how to play BF2!

[Elite Guard]

:p She has never bugged me about playing video games a lot.

[Got3n™]

she told me to either do her now since she wanted it, or she will do it herself from now on, i had to think about it cause thats just as hot IMO.

[sleazell]

i just wait till they fall asleep so i dont here any complaints. :)

Yeah but if you don't go and "snuggle" with them they get mad too. My fiance insist we go to bed together even when I am not tired. So I have to roll out of bed when she is passed out and go play. Also I hate when I have headphones on and she decides to ask me a question. I turn my head for a quick second. Next thing I know I am out for a 15 count.

[imported_HorrorBusiness]

she told me to either do her now since she wanted it, or she will do it herself from now on, i had to think about it cause thats just as hot IMO.

That is hot :cool: !!! I've been slowly making mine a little more adventurous :p Can't expect them all to be professionals like the ladies of Pattaya Beach, Thailand :laugh:

[imported_HorrorBusiness]

Yeah but if you don't go and "snuggle" with them they get mad too. My fiance insist we go to bed together even when I am not tired. So I have to roll out of bed when she is passed out and go play. Also I hate when I have headphones on and she decides to ask me a question. I turn my head for a quick second. Next thing I know I am out for a 15 count.

sleazell, are you somebody's 'snuggle bear?' :laugh:

[Hulka]

I've been warning my girlfriend for the past six months that once the game was out I would be playing ALOT. She doesn't mind since I only play for a couple of hours a night, and when she's ready for bed I quit so we go to bed together. Occasionally she will be in a ball breaking mood and will come in and start hitting buttons on the keyboard saying "what's this do?" and watch me freak out.

[Sapper]

My Wife and I also have an agreement. I have 1 night per week, and all day Sunday to game for as long as I want. I get home before her, so I can usually get an hour or so in each day after work also. Usually, it gets streched into 2 nights and Sundays. She's usually ok with it because she'll have some chick-flick tv show recorded that she wants to watch.

[imported_Master Shake]

I thinking about trying to get her hooked on the Lifetime Network to get off my back but Im concerned she wont be able to quit, blow up like a balloon, and start comparing me to all the crazy guys in those movies.....

[SPC_Zotchman]

I've been warning my girlfriend for the past six months that once the game was out I would be playing ALOT. She doesn't mind since I only play for a couple of hours a night, and when she's ready for bed I quit so we go to bed together. Occasionally she will be in a ball breaking mood and will come in and start hitting buttons on the keyboard saying "what's this do?" and watch me freak out.
Hah! Whatsup Sapper? Thanks for the siggy graphic, btw. It has gotten some miles.

So this topic is actually real enlightening. Same issues for me and my live-in gf Sarah. I told her for months before BF2 came out: that's what I'd be doing for my 'hobby'. She rolls her eyes alot, and to answer the question: what does she do to stop it, she'll just sit there and watch me, or talk about stuff, and then ask: "Sorry, did I get you killed?". She is so sweet about it, though, I'm lucky.

At least some guys' hobbies have them being out of the house and/or spending lots of cash. With my hobby, I am at home most of the time, occasionally screaming out: "NO WAY!" or "G-D it!" haha FPS Doug.

Gamer 4 life.

[ZeroPower]

She does have her ways, sometimes i think im the only one online at the time getting a b j. lol but its very difficult to play like that.....i usually game every night for a few hours when she reads or goes to bed......we have no issues. theres no reason to be mad about doing what makes you happy! :D

[POWER]

Well, my gf does a lot of diff. things, from poking me with her finger to sitting on my lap naked and kissing me all over while I try to land my full blackhawk on MC.

The *best* thing she's come up with is when she brought a few of her girlfriends over and *all of them* hopped out of their clothes and onto my lap. :) I thought my computer chair was going to fall through the floor: 5 x 110 pound girls + me = 700+ pounds! Anyway, I didn't play much for the rest of the weekend after that kinda distraction. Hehe.

[imported_Master Shake]

Your girlfriend is a filthy whore.....thats the highest compliment I can bestowe to you sir..
Sounds like an all nude flag pole rape to control a check point...

I dont believe any of it..

[SaladFork]

Hehe, my girlfriend realized that no matter what she did, you can never separate a nerd from his/her computer. After trying for a few weeks, she gave up and broke up with me.

Of course, she just HAD to break up with me while I was in the middle of a match. God damn Bf2 minimized, >.<

~Salad

[WAAASSSUUUPP]

I do not have a girl friend, so it is smooth sailing for me =]

[Alka-Hall]

Turned this one around on my wife after she kept lifting my headphones trying to talk to me. Buy here wine, burn her some movies, added cell phone to my plan for her to call her family in Chicago at night.
Now when she is busy on aforementioned wine, movies and cell phone I proceed to interupt and F^&% with her "how long ya gonna be?" "who ya talking to?" "why won't ya talk to me?" she says "come on dude I'm on the phone, not now."
there ya go...... and let it be when Imma gaming......
So she pretty much leaves me be.....
I help out with kids and cooking so there is balance which makes it easier when Imma up at night gaming.

[wodan]

I do not have a girl friend, so it is smooth sailing for me =]

lol... same here... interesting thread though :p

[Hollister360]

Im 14 and thats a *****

[Lirethion]

I guess I am the Lucky one My Girlfriend actually Bought Bf2 for me and such because she knew I liked it but I usually play when she is at her place and will get off the thing when she needs me or comes over to do whatever.

[aznsensation18]

I get the cold shoulder from my WIFE when I go to bed. Then when I get off she doesn't talk. I thought going out shopping for like 3 hours with her would at least add up to 3 hours when I get back home on BF2 NOPE.... But she is pretty cool about sometimes. She makes me happy. I love her to death though.

[imported_HorrorBusiness]

There are some great tips on this thread. Next time she's on the phone I'm gonna be all over her, lol. Would you believe that she made me watch 'the notebook' the other day? Probably the biggest waste of close to 3 hours in my life. A chick that cheats on her fiance and dumps him for an old boyfriend . . . now that's uplifting and makes me feel all warm inside :(

[Dr. Bullet]

This is a hilarious thread!

I'm proud to say I'm too poor to have a girlfriend (my nerdy habits took care of that), though my parrots have their ways. They like to scream at me, and whine, and basically annoy the hell out of me. Solution: put them to bed :D

It's really annoying when my cat sits at my feet and stares up at me with eyes the size of a dinner plate...I just pitch her outside :D

[S17-JestersHK]

I've been a long time lurker here, but I had to sign up to post in this one LOL.
Wife's newest tactic is sneaking up behind me and blinding me, but you can all do what I did. 1. buy her a TIVO or DVR, just realise you wont be able to watch TV anymore.
2. If your married like myself, just get her knocked up. MMV but mine was in bed by 8 or 8:30(being pregnant takes a lot out of ya). Now your gauranteed 7-8 months of gaming bliss. Watch out though what they say about pregnancy hormones is true!
(disclaimer to #2) Depending on Wife your gaming time can signifigantly decrease after the 7-8 months. :laugh:

Later
S17-JestersHK
http://www.stalagseventeen.com

[UglyandHasty]

I guess I am the Lucky one My Girlfriend actually Bought Bf2 for me and such because she knew I liked it but I usually play when she is at her place and will get off the thing when she needs me or comes over to do whatever.

Sorry dude but my wife bought it to me on release day :D She even grab a pre-order copy (she couldnt find it on the shelf..) when the clerk had his back turn. hehehe i guess one poor sucker didnt get its pre-order copy ! No wonder i marry her :nod:

[iceman369]

Sorry dude but my wife bought it to me on release day :D She even grab a pre-order copy (she couldnt find it on the shelf..) when the clerk had his back turn. hehehe i guess one poor sucker didnt get its pre-order copy ! No wonder i marry her :nod:

lol that mad funny
my girl acts fine with it while i'm playing but when its time to get down she just teases me and doesn't give me nothing :cry:
thats what i get for playin BF2 :cry:

[Tactical_Marksman]

All women need to do is offer multiple 'roles' and give ribbons/awards for certain 'achievements.' : P

[Dr. Bullet]

All women need to do is offer multiple 'roles' and give ribbons/awards for certain 'achievements.' : P

Priceless! :laugh:

[=HzC=Heinz]

my wife is pretty cool about it, I must say. I have been a hardcore MP gamer since Medal of Honor several years ago, so she is used to it by now I am sure. heh. I just try to make sure I got everything done that needs to get done, and that my girls (4 1/2 and 8 ) are all situated & taken care of for the night.

I think it's a larger extension of the relationship's health to begin with. like, she's really happy and so am I, so, she's fine with me gaming it up on Ventrilo with my team dudes. the other thing I stress (and you other married dudes can use this and buy me a virtual beer :D ), is that:

"hey honey, I am HOME. My hobby keeps me home, where you know where I am. I am not out at the pub with friends, leering at other women, not drinking and driving, etc. I am home when you need me, not out golfing, or bowling, or playing cards and gambling."

she understands. :D

[Rodney_Chopper]

my wife is cool most of the time. i solved the problem years ago ,
when i upgrade my pc she gets all my cast offs into her pc. we have 2mb cable and lan connection so she gets to play too if she like. she was a fantastic medic for me back in the MOH online days, but since descovering yoga and birth of our daughter 18months ago, she dont feel the need to frag the feck outta you guys any more.
now and then (if ive bin good) i get her suprising me in her princess laya gold bikini and neckchain... i do try and land b4 leaving if im flying tho.

[ZappBrann1gan]

Your girlfriend is a filthy whore.....thats the highest compliment I can bestowe to you sir..
Sounds like an all nude flag pole rape to control a check point...

I dont believe any of it..

LMAO. I'm right there with you too. Your response was funnier tho.

I haven't seen a single noob post in this thread. My fiance...she pouts. And gives me a wicked cold shoulder for the next few hours after I've finished playing.

[watler]

thank god i never married.

[Lirethion]

All women need to do is offer multiple 'roles' and give ribbons/awards for certain 'achievements.' : P


All I can to this is LOL But as a previous poster said Priceless

[Alka-Hall]

my wife is cool most of the time. i solved the problem years ago ,
when i upgrade my pc she gets all my cast offs into her pc.

rgr that... and I seen a comment about TiVo, that is a must. Hey honey (me talking) I've recorded the whole season of Desperate Housevies for you to watch this weekend. lol to go with your wine and cell phone talks.....

Oh and LMFAO at The NOTEBOOK comment, dude if you only knew, that was perhaps the funniest thing i've heard today.

WTH ????.... is this turning into a support group. TOPIC was female methods to stop you from playing...... SEE HOW WE ARE US MEN, UNINTENTIONALLY WE'VE TURNED THIS INTO A HELP ONE ANOTHER OUT THREAD.... Cheers....... ;)

[Alka-Hall]

Next thing you know we'll be uploading pictures of our wives..... jesus....

Brilliant......... Brilliant.....

[=HzC=Heinz]

some of us probably have some hotties too, I would imagine. :D

[ZapStarfighter]

I do not have a girl friend, so it is smooth sailing for me =]

That's probably one of the few honest posts on this thread. Some of these are just downright ridiculous. You guys are so full of it that it hurts.

For the record, Liz isn't a "hottie", but she is pretty and has a great smile. You know why she isn't a hottie? Because she's real.

[Alka-Hall]

some of us probably have some hotties too, I would imagine. :D

yes I would imagine too...... so.... who's 1st.... JK.

Oh BTW honey, sorry for not going to bed with you last night when you asked, but the boys on Karkand told me to tell ya high.....

[PFC_Kiriakis]

Well my psycho ex stopped me playing DC by cutting every single lead attached to my PC. Monitor cable and power cable, wireless key and mouse receiver, all the leads for my 5.1 speakers, network cable etc....

Now I can understand her being mad if I was playing a lot but at that time I was only playing about 5 hours a week :cry:

My current g/f does not mind as I only see her at weekends (she lives in Surrey)

You should have cut all her clothes. Good to see you got rid of that nut.
My wife actually thinks its cool when she sees how good this game looks so I dont get much slack. When I played CS, that was a different story :rolleyes:

[jdogg88-Fed]

married 12+ years here, the wife has given up.....:)
ROFLMAO

[Deez]

Wife plays as well side by side ... well a little of the time other than bf2 she plays Eq2 and -shudder- the sims2 :(

Where can i find a chick that plays too. See i have had 3somes and stuff. Pretty looking girls in bed but now its getting boring so I need to settle down and find me a game playing chick.

[Dr. Bullet]

I would freak if anyone cut the cords on my pc. It's bad enough to have spent all the money on it anyway, but then to have to spend more to get new stuff would drive me nuts.

[KHAN]

BF2 is my wife. and a ***** she is!

[sicdeath]

This is a great thread, hehe. I don't have a gf at the moment so no one to bother me ;) My ex-gf was a gamer though. Of course she use to make faces and roll eyes when I use to play too long, hehe.

-rahul

[Rodney_Chopper]

fer all you guys still lookin fer a lady(gamer)...
why not hire a bf2 server and start a date thread here.
you can bet if shes good at flying a chopper she will be good in bed ;)

[Laike]

My solution? Dump my ex ;) No seriously, I just got her into BF2 too, unsuccessfully, so ended up just spending time on WoW with her, then played BF2 in my free time.

[pk1209]

i tend to get a beating, although it's a mild one.... you have any idea how hard it is to fly a chopper when a naggy wife is hitting you on the arm??

[[LG]Cataclysm]

well dont know about you but last sunday it was the promise of a blowjob :) as soon as i logged off and got up and came hunting downstairs for her to take he up on the offer she forced her way past and booked a bloodly holiday in the carribian :( that one mistake cost me £1600 quid !!! gutted... and im still waiting on the bloody blowjob n all!
Yuck, how can you kiss your wife knowing she had your **** (And maybe even some of the resulting juices) in her mouth?? Eeeeew.

Mostly it's nag or hit the escape button at important times.

[POWER]

Your girlfriend is a filthy whore.....thats the highest compliment I can bestowe to you sir..
Sounds like an all nude flag pole rape to control a check point...

I dont believe any of it..

I have some pictures of the bathtub with about 5 or 6 of the girls in it, including my gf, but I doubt I could post those on this forum lol.

[sirnaut]

Mine just lets me be...she knows she cant win unless.........

[HYP3R]

Im sure im not the only one that gets grief from the missus about playing BF2 for too long. Im sure im one of the lucky ones that just gets moaned at, one of my mates girlfrinds took his modem off him to stop him from playing ROFL!!

Whats your member of the fairer sex's way of stopping you from playing? be it girlfriend/wife/sister/mother.


Married for 10 years. My wife still has a kicken body. So she just comes in while I am playing turns out the light then goes down town for about 7 minutes. Then she proceeds to get naked and lay on my office couch and hike that *** up in the air. Well... hell... what else am I gonna do. I kicked her out.... jp...

I usually have my way with her then try to do my best to get back online..lol

[fubz]

usuall the gf will just read, then if i get bored i will go in and visit her. Or she will watch a movie... then i get off real fast, i love movie time. I've seen about the first 20-30 mins of a lot of movies... after that... well... use your imagination.

[Hollister360]

Married for 10 years. My wife still has a kicken body. So she just comes in while I am playing turns out the light then goes down town for about 7 minutes. Then she proceeds to get naked and lay on my office couch and hike that *** up in the air. Well... hell... what else am I gonna do. I kicked her out.... jp...

I usually have my way with her then try to do my best to get back online..lol
LOL haha good one

[DU_is_good_4U]

My last girl friend made me choose between the PC and her. She lost, I can atleast turn the computer off when I have had enough.

[nim5033]

Well after reading what some of you guys have had to go through I have to say I am really really lucky. As my Grilfriend says "As long as you don't let it take over your life, its ok." I mean what more cna i ask for?

anyways great thread

and if anyone wants theres a pic linked.

here it is(she made me) (http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?p=999&gid=7396312&uid=3593814)

[DrunkenPirate]

I'll consider myself lucky too, mine can't really moan about me playing BF or any other game since she's just as bad with UT2004.

[Grizwold]

A - she never complains. or even tries
except to remind me to eat :p
or to allow our son to eat (we play on LAN)

She realized you love BF2 more then her and now waits for you to get on the computer so she can run down the street and have sweaty relations with Ned "the cool guy" who has time to pleasure her in ways....well you get the point.

[Grizwold]

My wife is insane to begin with, she sits on the floor and talks my ear off, brings the double-dogs into my office (The twin-terrier-twin-terrors), or she actually cries..... Dang, I wish she would just let me play! IN PEACE!


lol...I can't decide who wants to be in this relationship...you, your GF, or the Twwwiiiinnnnsssss

[[75AR]Po3.Patton[FM]]

Im sure im not the only one that gets grief from the missus about playing BF2 for too long. Im sure im one of the lucky ones that just gets moaned at, one of my mates girlfrinds took his modem off him to stop him from playing ROFL!!

Whats your member of the fairer sex's way of stopping you from playing? be it girlfriend/wife/sister/mother.

Girlfriend and it would be calling non-stop or forcing me on instant messanger. If I refuse..Oh man. :eek: Negative Brownie Points for me

[FM_Echo_One]

Girlfriend and it would be calling non-stop or forcing me on instant messanger. If I refuse..Oh man. :eek: Negative Brownie Points for me

"Game over, man!" - Hudson (Aliens)

:laugh2:

[Grizwold]

:p She has never bugged me about playing video games a lot.

Because she's out clubbing with her GF's..and grinding some big black dude while she's getting her freak on...and you just sit their playing your PC...and you wonder why she doesn't say anything?? :(

[amstyle]

"grinding some big black dude" as if grinding a dude wasn't enough, funny. How about, "can I check my E-mail?" Or, how about the rare, "hey, wanna have sex?"

[Zoner]

My sister and my mom bother me. They say that im getting pall and I never go outside if the yell and complain I either close my door and lock it or I put the volume to the absolute highest until they get tired of talking over firefights and hearing massive airstrikes!!!

[WarriorJ]

I get called a loser. But whatever, i just make it clear that if i have to stop then she cant do something she likes anymore while shes with me. i.e snowboard, swim, etc.

i got her to play Counter-Strike Classic for a while. I dont kno if BF2 will fit her fancy though..

[Jeebus007]

this is one hilarious thread!

my girl used to bug me all the time to not play so much...but then one day i showed her how to play and let her have the reins for a bit. since then, she's been bugging me almost everyday to play a little. problem solved =]

[Handy388]

i can't believe this thread did not turn into flaming fest, nor how grown man choose game over woman.

[imported_Sloth_Boy]

The best excuse to sue on mothers and brothers is, yeah, ill stop after this round, then you make up stuff like hangon, only gotta kill a few more guys to get this rare award. Im making friends with a guy named (some guy), if i get off now i wont see him again... lol

all those classic excuses to keep playing

[[13]VisciousDog]

The other day.

My wife says;
"That Game is more important!"
I say;
"That TV is more important!"

If she decides that the Internet goes off. I decide, cable goes off. Fair and square.

She never argues with me. She has her time, I have my time. TV is hers, PC is mine. When free time, TV makes me fall asleep, and she knows that. As long as we love each other, and there for each other forever. That is more important. When she really wants me off the PC, she will ask and I will, also vise versa when I want something. We do have moments for each other. We are not young anymore. ;)

[timothye]

ok well i KNOW im 1 of the lucky 1's ..
My wife is a gamer as well . she is mad into PS2 + she likes FPS ( pc ) games as well . She was an Americas Army fan for a long ltime until all the kiddies started to join up and ruin the game with their cheats .ect...
so she doesnt give me any grief at all . its nice to play from 20:00 until 02:00 and not hear a single word about it ...
:D

but on the other hand i have a friend that has a girlfriend and she is on his case all the time . if he checks his mail she is ripping her hair out that he is on the PC and not paying attention to her : FFS that would suck .
+ another firend has just paid ( built his PC ) $5,300 USD on his machin to watch films + game . MONSTER machine , and he gets to play max about 1 hours a day..
OMG that is horrible, i tell him but WTF can one do about it .
he says cash in the wife for another PC ..LOL crazy brits
:D

[ShakeSpear]

My wife gives me absolutley NO GRIEF when it comes to gaming. We have been married for 6 years, and shortly after we started dating I started playing a little game called EQ. Well needless to say, I started playing way to much, and she began to give me grief about it daily. One day, she said, "I am so sick of you playing EQ all time. I dont know how much more I can take. You need to get out of the house more" So, I looked her right in the eye and said, "you know honey, your right. I am gonna quit it." I turned off my pc and spent the rest of the night with her. The next day, She suggested we go out to the movies after work.

" Sorry honey", I said "I'm gonna go grab a few beers with guys and watch the game." " Ohh, ok" was all she could muster. I got home about 2 am that night. The next morning she woke me up around noon, so we could go to the mall. " Sorry babe, Im playing golf with Ryan and Bill." hmmmmmm.....

This went on for a week until It climaxed with me stumbling home drunk at 5 am, after another night out with guys. The next day she suggested, maybe I should just hang out more at home with her. So thats exactly what I did. I never left her alone. I would ask her a million questions about what she was doing, where she was going etc. After a week of that. She encouraged me to start playing EQ again :)

7 years later and not a single word about my gaming time :)

[Pvt.Scorpion]

***** and Moan!
If I give her a good back massage she usually gives me a pass to play for the night..! Its the start of a ton of arguments for sure...! She is just jealous..! Crazy Chick... She has played a lil but our 2 year old wont let her sit here for more than two min. Poor girl, oh well more for me....!
Scorpion.

[EdanA]

its simple if my lady is around i get of the puter, cause if i put the same amount of effort into her as i do battlefield 2 i will get something out of it.... e.g.... bust a nut lol... come on guys play bf2 when ur alone have sex while ur misses is their.... or lay the ground work for it

[LT.INSTG8R]

My Wife plays more than I do(she way beyond Corporal now) so I have ZERO issues with gaming, 2 PCs in the same room we often play together and are always a good team

[timothye]

My Wife plays more than I do(she way beyond Corporal now) so I have ZERO issues with gaming, 2 PCs in the same room we often play together and are always a good team
YEpp i can relate to this .. we used to play just about everyday when AA was in good shape . but then she slowly moved over to PS2 . which is fine by me .. PS2 is fun but for me its the PC + FPS that tickles my toes ..
but its funny to see that maybe 40% of us have understanding women .. i mean WTF how many people SIT infront of the TV everynight around the world showing them adverts ( semi brain washing )1 after another and noone thinks this anything of this . but man if it comes to PC gaming then people cannot understand.. in short i have a friend that is not into computers at ALL , when they stop by for dinner parties and a few other friends as well , he always has some negative remark about my time spent at the computer ( IM a programmer as well ) and how i play these KIDS games .. while the rest of the friends that are over are mad gamers as well so we win the argument in a few minutes ..but its not who is right , its just what type of intertainment we choose . i choose PC games =FPS to fill up my late nights .
some choose films or TV shows -<-- that for me isnt happening . i dont watch TV , only films or the olympics . but here in sweden ATM we only have 4 channels and most of the time its just crap . so i dont use/watch it ..
PC games all the way !!

[wolverine77]

ok u guys are gunna dig this: my wife is an manager in retail, makes big bucks, we have 4 kids....i am a STAY AT HOME DAD!! thats right boys and girls....i get to stay at home ALLLLL day and play...as long as the house is not a mess she says nothing until........she comes home lol, then most of the time she has to get up early and i can play in peace while everyone is asleep

[=)BiT(=LILTTALK]

nothing stop me and the gf we play as a team shes the medic a good one at that and im spec ops good team combo

[janosriippa]

So my question is how the hell do your girl into gaming?!?

Well there is no way if she's not into games at all. Maybe introducing to Sims series would be easy way to show what gaming is. Women have a natural way of getting on every ones life. Think aboot soap operas and sith.

[Laike]

shakespear, thats brilliant :)

[shotgun2theface]

no gf now, workin on this one girl tho.. sucks for you guys

[penguino]

get a padlock for the door to your comuter room and say is your "meditation time"
she will understand

[Fairweather]

Well my psycho ex stopped me playing DC by cutting every single lead attached to my PC. Monitor cable and power cable, wireless key and mouse receiver, all the leads for my 5.1 speakers, network cable etc....

Now I can understand her being mad if I was playing a lot but at that time I was only playing about 5 hours a week :cry:

My current g/f does not mind as I only see her at weekends (she lives in Surrey)

hahahaha! The cave-man version of cordless... I dont understand, you guys need permission to play BF2? I think it's called 'whipped' :D

[Rodney_Chopper]

YEpp i can relate to this .. we used to play just about everyday when AA was in good shape . but then she slowly moved over to PS2 . which is fine by me .. PS2 is fun but for me its the PC + FPS that tickles my toes ..
but its funny to see that maybe 40% of us have understanding women .. i mean WTF how many people SIT infront of the TV everynight around the world showing them adverts ( semi brain washing )1 after another and noone thinks this anything of this . but man if it comes to PC gaming then people cannot understand.. in short i have a friend that is not into computers at ALL , when they stop by for dinner parties and a few other friends as well , he always has some negative remark about my time spent at the computer ( IM a programmer as well ) and how i play these KIDS games .. while the rest of the friends that are over are mad gamers as well so we win the argument in a few minutes ..but its not who is right , its just what type of intertainment we choose . i choose PC games =FPS to fill up my late nights .
some choose films or TV shows -<-- that for me isnt happening . i dont watch TV , only films or the olympics . but here in sweden ATM we only have 4 channels and most of the time its just crap . so i dont use/watch it ..
PC games all the way !!

nice 1 m8 you just gave me perfect argumet for all the losers i work with, who are discusted that i spend most of my nights interacting with peeps on bf2 .
instead of watching big brother on tv like them. 'get a life! they say.
boy there in for it come monday!

[H2Yo]

I get teased.. haha

[PrayingHands]

My wife was cool once I introduced here to the SIMS. Sometimes it's me that's lonely, well before BF2 came out and everyone had stopped playing soldner.

I do get the, "why don't you marry your computer?" I respond with , "Why buy the cow when the milk is free."

I often have to do the lay down when she goes to sleep, then try to get out of bed without waking her. All in all shes a sport about it. She wants to play BF with me, but her machine can't cope. She's hot though, so I don't have a problem getting out of game.

Awesome thread. :D

[baggygreen]

My partner used it as an excuse to go off at me for not paying enough attention to her. I did of course, I absolutely loved spending time with her, but yeh. If ever the missus starts whinging about you not spending enough time with her, SPEND MORE! stops her and your best mate getting going behind your back. ouch. :(

[D3TON8R]

I get this all the time. My answer is always: "Yes, I do love my computer more than you. You knew this when you married me." This is always followed by a swift slap to the back of my head, letting me know that it's time to stop playing.

lol lol lol

same here!! :p

[D3TON8R]

ok u guys are gunna dig this: my wife is an manager in retail, makes big bucks, we have 4 kids....i am a STAY AT HOME DAD!! thats right boys and girls....i get to stay at home ALLLLL day and play...as long as the house is not a mess she says nothing until........she comes home lol, then most of the time she has to get up early and i can play in peace while everyone is asleep

oh yeah......you suck bro!! (hangs head in pitiful jealousy.........):)

[bigworm]

Great thread.

My wife is a gamer also, although shes into more of the roleplaying stuff FFXI. So she doesnt give me a hard time about playing.

[vulcan]

ok u guys are gunna dig this: my wife is an manager in retail, makes big bucks, we have 4 kids....i am a STAY AT HOME DAD!! thats right boys and girls....i get to stay at home ALLLLL day and play...as long as the house is not a mess she says nothing until........she comes home lol, then most of the time she has to get up early and i can play in peace while everyone is asleep

BASTARD !!!! lol :laugh:

[={SOC}= Sniper]

Damn lucky wolverine!

[vulcan]

My wife is pretty understanding about my game time, although I can't play before the kids go to bed which is usually around 7.30-8.00pm. I'm happy about it since I wouldn't be able to play anyway with the kids swinging on my computer chair.
I tried that once before when she was away and almost got the Purple Heart for my efforts in trying to play while trying to break the kids up from fighting with each other.

[={SOC}= Sniper]

Nice bunny thats going in my siggy

[vulcan]

Nice bunny thats going in my siggy

Just my little tribute to all those freakin bunny brigade boyz ! :p

[H2Yo]

I actually pretend I don't play computer games at all, it saves all the hassles! If only she knew...

[King Raa]

Don't live with gf - am 18, but she plays diablo 2 and dungeon siege and *shudder* neopets...