Favourite COH quotes!

[is_don_is_good]

The one that cracks me up the most...for some reason unknown is when you click the armoured car or jeep they just say "Hi!" :hi:
lol, i just laugh at its simplicity and the way they say it :p

BTW: Yes, i spell favourite and armoured with a U :yay:

[BoDyBaG2224]

When you click on the halftrack too many times and it says "Sir, with all do respect, are you HIGH?" Or when you click on it too many times it says "Soo, you're pretty much drunk right?". Or when you click on it too many times it says "WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT?"

[Cherni_95]

When you click on the halftrack too many times and it says "Sir, with all do respect, are you HIGH?" Or when you click on it too many times it says "Soo, you're pretty much drunk right?". Or when you click on it too many times it says "WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT?"

lmao seriously?

[AeroTow]

They never say that in my game :(

[BoDyBaG2224]

Yeah you have to just button mash the halftrack and listen closely 100clicks in like 20 secs would piss me off too. It is just the american halftrack I'm talking about.

[is_don_is_good]

rofl, i've got to try that

"Who believes in the bogeyman?"

[AeroTow]

"Join the army they say, It will be fun they say"

"I feel like a cart horse"

"If i knew how much walking we do, i would have joined the navy"

[Idaeus]

They made a massive thread like this on gamespot and I wwas gonna do it here but forgot... I love the one when the halftrack says something about that its gonna stink of volkgrenadiers when you tell them to board the halftrack.

[fps.sledge]

My favorite is the Rangers. One of there lines is

"Doing what we do best, kill, d*amn, NAZIS!"

(It's cool when you hear it. Not as cool to just read it)

[ThermalCrab]

I dont know why,but when the narrator of the game confirms one of my squads has been destroyed,he says "Your squad has been destroyed,they're all dead"I laugh because of the way he says it.

[Buzzsaw]

Yeah the Volks one is my favourite, something like:

"This half-track smells like Volksgrenadiers!"

[Cherni_95]

If you click the US engys a couple times they say "NO WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT?"

[is_don_is_good]

"Burn them out of their rat holes"
"Johnson, no more stealing doilies" - or something like that
"take that building! but no looting!" - germany

[Idaeus]

"Let me guess... You found Nazi's and you want 'em dead?"

LMFAO! I go: "you know it baby!" every time i hear them say that! ;)

[SmoothBarrel]

"Rip them to shreads god dammn it"

American APC

[is_don_is_good]

can't wait for the bristish quotes :D

[Kradath]

The german engineer shouting after clicking too much on him: "Was wolln sie denn? Was wolln sie?"

[AeroTow]

can't wait for the bristish quotes :D

I've already heard one from the Scots Engineers, something like "Shoot them ya ****er!"

[is_don_is_good]

it'll be so funny if we see Scottish engineers mention haggis

[[3MD]A|Pvt.iTrek]

it'll be so funny if we see Scottish engineers mention haggis

i can see it now

scottish engineer-"id rather be eating my haggis"

[Cherni_95]

i can see it now

scottish engineer-"id rather be eating my haggis"

LMAO!!!

[BoDyBaG2224]

I heard a funny one today, I told my volksgrenadiers to ungarrison from the HQ and they said "Comon volksgrenadiers, be a gentleman, use the front door" I don't know how else they would get out, "**** it Volksgrenadiers, jump out the windows".

[[3MD]A|Pvt.iTrek]

I heard a funny one today, I told my volksgrenadiers to ungarrison from the HQ and they said "Comon volksgrenadiers, be a gentleman, use the front door" I don't know how else they would get out, "**** it Volksgrenadiers, jump out the windows".

im assuming it would ahve meant dont blow out the windows:p

[is_don_is_good]

I don't know how else they would get out, "**** it Volksgrenadiers, jump out the windows".

lol, that'll be a sight

[AeroTow]

it'll be so funny if we see Scottish engineers mention haggis

I would never hear the end of it.....

[[3MD]A|Pvt.iTrek]

I would never hear the end of it.....

haggis!even if they dont add it in well never give you a break aero:p

[is_don_is_good]

lets us all write letters to relic asking for it :D

[fps.sledge]

sorry for asking. but, what's haggis?

[is_don_is_good]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haggis :)

[Kradath]

I heard a funny one today, I told my volksgrenadiers to ungarrison from the HQ and they said "Comon volksgrenadiers, be a gentleman, use the front door" I don't know how else they would get out, "**** it Volksgrenadiers, jump out the windows".

That's a funny one. :)

[is_don_is_good]

played with the german officer for a while. these are the results:

"Stop playing the fool!"
"You've been at the candy again haven't you?"
"You fool, whats the matter with your finger?"
"This is inappropriate touching!"

[ThermalCrab]

I heard a funny one today, I told my volksgrenadiers to ungarrison from the HQ and they said "Comon volksgrenadiers, be a gentleman, use the front door" I don't know how else they would get out, "**** it Volksgrenadiers, jump out the windows".

How about "Hurry Volksgrenadiers! Heinrich has been eating the leftover sauerkraut back at HQ and he has just been in the bathroom!"
"****! Run for it!"

[is_don_is_good]

*HQ blows up*

[[3MD]A|Pvt.iTrek]

How about "Hurry Volksgrenadiers! Heinrich has been eating the leftover sauerkraut back at HQ and he has just been in the bathroom!"
"****! Run for it!"

that one is funny:laugh:

[imported_Doughboy101]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haggis :)

EWWWWWWWW NASTY SCOTTISH FREAKS!

[AeroTow]

EWWWWWWWW NASTY SCOTTISH FREAKS!

Me and my scottish army pwn u. We scare you away with the bagpipes gypsy!

[ThermalCrab]

"Hurry Volksgrenadiers! The Bagpipe Gypsys are coming!"

"****! Run for it!"

[Idaeus]

Me and my scottish army pwn u. We scare you away with the bagpipes gypsy!

Ooooh... He called him gypsy... Its ON NOW! :D

[[3MD]A|Pvt.iTrek]

How about "Hurry Volksgrenadiers! Heinrich has been eating the leftover sauerkraut back at HQ and he has just been in the bathroom!"
"****! Run for it!"

for the scots it'll be

"Run engineers aerotow has been eating the leftover haggis at HQ and he has just been in the bathroom!!"

[is_don_is_good]

*runs for dear life*

[AeroTow]

Stephen, for the last time, i'm not sending you any more haggis! I've sent you 3 tons this month alone!

[is_don_is_good]

greedy pig. share the love son

[Arid]

lol...

ya know, to get the "are you high" line all you have to do is order a rifleman squad to attack an armored vehicle. (just dont use the sticky bombs)

I like it when the engeneers say "sandbags complete, if I see one more bag of ****ing dirt..."

[is_don_is_good]

"Awww, do your hands hurt? Come on!"

[BoDyBaG2224]

lol...

ya know, to get the "are you high" line all you have to do is order a rifleman squad to attack an armored vehicle. (just dont use the sticky bombs)

I like it when the engeneers say "sandbags complete, if I see one more bag of ****ing dirt..."

or just click on the allied halftrack over and over and over again. It will say "With all due respect, are you high?" "You're basically drunk, right?" "What...the ****...do you want?"

[Micster]

I recently got my first "Are you high?" when I told my Rifleman Squad to attack a Panzer, when I was actually suppose to select the Sticky Bomb. :p

[is_don_is_good]

I like the German Officer who replaces drugs by saying that you had too much candy. priceless :D

[Idaeus]

Lmao! Do you just get him to attack a tank to say that or?

[is_don_is_good]

clicked him too many times :D

i found out everyone says more funnier things when they are in danger. like "WHAT THE F**K DO YOU WANT?", "ENGINEERS ARE IN A BIT OF A S**T STORM HERE!", "THIS IS INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING!"

[Micster]

"I'm a little F**CKING busy here!"

Infantry Squad under major stress.

Do you guys tend to click on your units too often during games or mostly on purpose? :p

[is_don_is_good]

i find it out during the game and i click them on purpose to see what else they say

[Doktor Despot]

When one of the Allie units says "on my @$$ and stay there!"

[is_don_is_good]

lol, that'll be a sight that will burn the german's eyes

[Arid]

eeewwwwww........

No need to even shoot at them they will run in fear...

[AJED (G.Drew)]

'Oh what now!?' - Engineers

'They defended the Fatherland till death' -German -unit lost

Now Scottish guys in the British army in OF, imagine they wore kilts.....beautiful :laugh:

[AeroTow]

Lol, i cant wait for the scottish stereotypes in this game. Haggis and whisky anyone?

[Micster]

Yeah me neither, the British quotes and voice overs were the best in the CoD games. :)

[BoDyBaG2224]

Lol, I know what the brits, say.

[is_don_is_good]

lets hope the Scottish guys have a special attack where they lift up thier kilts and run at the enemy :D

it will act like the german propaganda

[Micster]

lets hope the Scottish guys have a special attack where they lift up thier kilts and run at the enemy :D

it will act like the german propaganda

Both Hilarious and Disturbing at the same time.

Would be rather overpowered though.

[AJED (G.Drew)]

taken from CoD2

McGreagor: Cmon ya jerry cowards, square go!

to this day i still piss myself laughing whenever i hear that

[is_don_is_good]

lol, love the guy always dissing McGreagor

[AJED (G.Drew)]

lol Cpt. Price, a think hes in CoD4 aswell

[Micster]

lol Cpt. Price, a think hes in CoD4 aswell

Yeah he is, I thought he died sabotaging a german ship or something. Heck even if he didn't he'd be too old for CoD4. They better have a good explanation. :p

[is_don_is_good]

Cpt. Price Junior
his friends call him Pri-Ju!

[vafan13]

"Maybe a zoot suit if I can get the material"

I just love it because of how random it is.

Oh, and if anyone thinks I'm mishearing it, let me know so I don't feel like a jackass. :nod:

[AJED (G.Drew)]

'Whoa, f**k that almost hit me!'
-US infantry

[is_don_is_good]

Is there any hint of what the British say?

[AJED (G.Drew)]

i cant remember them lol

[fps.sledge]

k havn't been on totalcoh in a while but I've been playing the past couple of days quite a bit.

Here is one I havnt' seen in this thread yet. I havn't ever heard it until just earlier today but I thought it was friggin awesome.

I was playing with the sniper and we were getting tore up pretty good. I commanded my sniper to go kill a german sniper and he says

"trick or treat, you f*ckin [something]". I couldn't exactly hear him. I imagine he said "jerry" or "nazi" or "kraut". I thought it was pretty sweet though.

On a side thought, can you go into the audio files and extract the different audio clips of what these guys say?

[Cherni_95]

"I could have been a Luftwaffe Ace you know?"- Wermacht Sniper


I will get some Brits ones if I can.

Oh right and in the Brit campaign of the Germans say(in the cinematics) "The Tommys have taken the hill, they fight much better then the yanks". Or something along that lined but I loled.

[Idaeus]

Lmao! Me want OF!

[[3MD]A|Pvt.iTrek]

This is with brit inf,"Get your filthy hand off the mouse!" this happened after i clicked repeatedly :)

[is_don_is_good]

lol, inapporiate touching

[eddyeddyd]

tie your ****** laces

when in doubt call in th riflemen