View Full Version : Quick prayer before combat
GameWizard
11-22-2005, 03:02 AM
<div align="center"><a href="http://www.totalbf2.com/images.php?img=potd/prayer.jpg" target="_self"><img src="http://www.totalbf2.com/potd/prayer.jpg" border="0"></a><br><font size="1">Submitted by Talus</font></div>
Ligan
11-22-2005, 03:04 AM
In the name of the Chopper, the gunner, and the Holy Pilot...
imported_KC.JADE
11-22-2005, 03:05 AM
lol nice
Warbird_7
11-22-2005, 03:06 AM
Lord guard and guide the ones who fly, beneath the deep and darkening sky. Be with them, traversing the air; in raging storm or sunshine fair.
Lavadisk
11-22-2005, 03:10 AM
warbird. you are freaking cool.
Hella_Bacon
11-22-2005, 03:22 AM
Right on brotha. Great pic. The caption makes the picture much better.
pugsaly
11-22-2005, 03:40 AM
:D nice pic warbird your my hero:D
Jesse
11-22-2005, 03:44 AM
Dear God, I pray you see us safely through combat. Also, Lord, I pray you keep the TK'ers, friendly AA missiles, and TK punishers away so we may have a stressless flight, and keep the noobs off our helicopter when taking off. Amen.
DoubleVee
11-22-2005, 03:53 AM
How do you know that it's Warbird_7's picture?
Also, it look more like they are sleeping :D
pugsaly
11-22-2005, 03:55 AM
How do you know that it's Warbird_7's picture?
Also, it look more like they are sleeping :D
not his pic his reply
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pugsaly
11-22-2005, 03:56 AM
how do u do the previously posted thing:confused:
BiG_F0X
11-22-2005, 04:00 AM
Lord guard and guide the ones who fly, beneath the deep and darkening sky. Be with them, traversing the air; in raging storm or sunshine fair.
Nice pic, even better caption :D
Orbital_NZ05
11-22-2005, 04:08 AM
Our War, who art in huey,
Hallowed by thy airframe,
Thy Enemy Come,
Thy Shooting be done,
On Ground as it is in Air,
Give us this helicopter, this daily huey
As forgive those that teamkill
For we forgive those who teamkill against us
and lead us not into a tungsta
but deliver the tv guided missle
for thine is my gunnery
and the rockets
and the chain gun
for this round and more
A Many Kills :)
Sommando
11-22-2005, 04:28 AM
Our War, who art in huey,
Hallowed by thy airframe,
Thy Enemy Come,
Thy Shooting be done,
On Ground as it is in Air,
Give us this helicopter, this daily huey
As forgive those that teamkill
For we forgive those who teamkill against us
and lead us not into a tungsta
but deliver the tv guided missle
for thine is my gunnery
and the rockets
and the chain gun
for this round and more
A Many Kills :)
Very creative :)
MoB|Demented
11-22-2005, 04:57 AM
What Their Thinking
Oh Great Lord Allah
Deliver us From the Infidels
The American Scum shall pay for their infiedlity
Allah Allah Allah
"DURKA DURKA MUHAMMED JIHAD"
Wait Were American oh in that case
Oh Great Lord
Deliver us from the Allah Belieing Scum
The MEC Scum shall pay for their Muhammed Jihadyness
Lord Lord Lord
"FOR GEORGE BUSH AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE"
Second Gunman
11-22-2005, 05:03 AM
Oh Lord,
Bless This Thy Anti-Air Rocket,
That With It,
We May Blowest Thine Enemies To Tiny Bits,
In Thy Mercy.
In the name of the Chopper, the gunner, and the Holy Pilot...
rofl good1
TITAN126
11-22-2005, 05:15 AM
The picture by itself isn't that funny, but the caption makes it hilarious! :p
The JizzBomber
11-22-2005, 05:17 AM
There are no athiests in foxholes.
I-Kodiak-I
11-22-2005, 05:23 AM
lol, great pic nice idea
{HHx}b14ze
11-22-2005, 06:22 AM
Ah crap dude i dropped my lighter, it's sliding towards you...GET IT!
U.S.ARMY-RaNg3R
11-22-2005, 06:49 AM
he he nice pic :D :D
imported_UH60BHPilot
11-22-2005, 07:53 AM
How do you know that it's Warbird_7's picture?
Also, it look more like they are sleeping :D
No, it looks like they are praying. And is shows that is Warbirds pic right there... :rolleyes:
[=RDR=] RadoN
11-22-2005, 09:14 AM
Great shot! I'd like to know the specs of the System that was taken with! Its looking very sharp!
BigBadBob
11-22-2005, 09:22 AM
In the name of the Chopper, the gunner, and the Holy Pilot...
LMAO!!!!! nice one.
NitrousFlare
11-22-2005, 09:22 AM
looks like they're trying to suck their peepees
:drevil: :shock: :censored: :drevil: :censored: :shock:
Spr1ngY
11-22-2005, 10:03 AM
Ah crap dude i dropped my lighter, it's sliding towards you...GET IT!
No thats real funny!!! :laugh: that shud be the caption!!
j0k3rs.wild
11-22-2005, 11:07 AM
looks like they're trying to suck their peepees
:drevil: :shock: :censored: :drevil: :censored: :shock:
LOL Awe man, I knew someone was gonna say that hahaha
Love the poems guys :P Very nice
Krypp596
11-22-2005, 11:09 AM
"LOL!" Amen...
#eDiablo|Doedel
11-22-2005, 11:10 AM
Hm...
Dear Lord,
protect us as we protect our brothers
and allow us safe passage through your skies
and if we should fail our holy duty
allow us safe passage to your kingdom.
Quiks!|ver
11-22-2005, 11:33 AM
The caption should be-
"Dont know about you mate, but i could do with a power nap before we start?"
DarkHorse2160
11-22-2005, 12:49 PM
Here's a good one. I used to love hearing our Chaplain recite this. Unfortunately, the occasion was usually a memorial ceremony.
http://www.nightstalkers.com/prayers/index.html
Talus
11-22-2005, 01:32 PM
Yay! My pic and my caption!
Thanks for posting it GameWizard :D
Talus
11-22-2005, 01:35 PM
RadoN']Great shot! I'd like to know the specs of the System that was taken with! Its looking very sharp!
AMD Athlon 64 3000+
2 GB PC2700
XFX GeForce 6800GT
All settings on high except dynamic lighting and shadows on medium, AA on 2X, 1280x1024x32
I don't know why people think this is Warbird's pic...nothing of the sort was implied.
You can see my name last on the text list getting a kill with a Hand Grenade ;)
pYura
11-22-2005, 01:46 PM
hahaha!!
TheyKilledKenny
11-22-2005, 02:51 PM
Ah crap dude i dropped my lighter, it's sliding towards you...GET IT!
LOL! That's great.
wolverine77
11-22-2005, 05:16 PM
lord, please let this be a good gunner.....
lord, please dont let this pilot kill us both
In the name of the Chopper, the gunner, and the Holy Pilot...
LOL Ligan
That POTD is funny as hell
R3babablacksheep
11-22-2005, 05:55 PM
Dear God....... Plz Let Us Kill As Many People As Possible... A Gold Star Would Be Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
roland2
11-22-2005, 06:42 PM
Warbird just copy and pasted the navy hymn D:
Decripfy
11-22-2005, 06:44 PM
lol prayerrrr...
DrunkenPirate
11-22-2005, 06:57 PM
Good one Talus.
pak_hopper
11-22-2005, 07:05 PM
Looks like newbies reading the BF2 manual on how-to fly the helicopters. They later hit a tree.
Warbird_7
11-22-2005, 08:26 PM
Warbird just copy and pasted the navy hymn D:
Actually, it's the first verse of the Air Force hymn. The (first verse) of the navy hymn is this:
Eternal Father, strong to save,
Who's arm hath bound the restless wave.
Who bidst the mighty ocean deep
Its own appointed limits keep.
'O hear us when we cry to thee,
For those in peril on the sea.
And, just for clarification, this is NOT my pic. I wish I could say it was, it's pretty funny. But I think credit goes to Talus (sp?) for this pic.
ConscriptVirus
11-22-2005, 09:17 PM
its funny cuz they're dead
imported_Animalmother
11-22-2005, 09:36 PM
Hail rockets, full of HE
the gunner is with thee.
Blessed art thou, among TKers,
and blessed is the Artillery of thy commander's disposal.
Holy missle, bringer of death,
we pray you wont miss,
give them their last breath,
now and whenever Marines shall succeed,
Amen, semper fi.
pose4me
11-22-2005, 11:40 PM
In the name of the Chopper, the gunner, and the Holy Pilot...
nice
lmfaosfh N
Sir. MatDef
11-23-2005, 12:23 AM
Oh Lord,
Bless This Thy Anti-Air Rocket,
That With It,
We May Blowest Thine Enemies To Tiny Bits,
In Thy Mercy.
Nice Monty Python reference. :D
Also, nice pic Talus! I wish I could remember to take a few.
taw_mexnopal
11-23-2005, 01:03 AM
http://www.totalbf2.com/images.php?img=potd/prayer.jpg
Dear Lord:
Keep us safe from ediablo's squad ( evils squad )
--> check the scoreboard !!
lastborncircle
11-23-2005, 01:11 AM
Our War, who art in huey,
Hallowed by thy airframe,
Thy Enemy Come,
Thy Shooting be done,
On Ground as it is in Air,
Give us this helicopter, this daily huey
As forgive those that teamkill
For we forgive those who teamkill against us
and lead us not into a tungsta
but deliver the tv guided missle
for thine is my gunnery
and the rockets
and the chain gun
for this round and more
A Many Kills :)
Amen to that!
ahhnold
11-23-2005, 01:43 AM
I made a pretty killer wallpaper from this.
^nUbl4z0r(!)
11-23-2005, 02:22 AM
niceeee
nickmarine
11-23-2005, 02:44 AM
Kill them all,
Let BF2 Stats sort them out
MoB|Demented
11-23-2005, 03:42 AM
Pilot:*Slurp* I've been waiting all my life to do this *Slurp*
Gunner: *Slurp* Wow i do it better than my wife, man i own it up*slurp*
Pilot: *Slurp* Wtf are you talking about, Im saying my icee is coke mixed with Dr. Pepper, i always wanted to do it since i was a child
Gunner: *slurp* ummmm *pants zip up rapidly* ummmm yea... i love this icee to.... yea icee thats it that what i call it.... my ICEE!
THE END!
MoB|Demented
11-23-2005, 03:45 AM
^^^ lol sry dbl posted^^^
*edited*
an army medic
11-23-2005, 04:24 AM
good 1.
imported_Fig
11-23-2005, 07:10 AM
"Blessed be the Lord my strength,
which teacheth my hands to war,
and my fingers to fight.
My goodness, and my fortress;
my high tower, and my deliverer;
my shield, and he in whom I trust;
who subdueth my people under me.
O my God, I trust in thee:
let me not be ashamed,
let not mine enemies triumph over me. "
Actually from Bible. (Psalms... someting or other)
Also a good one, from the beginning of Medal of Honor Frontline dont remember which
"And when he gets to Heaven
To Saint Peter he will tell:
One more soldier reporting, Sir -
- I've served my time in Hell"
Thats my two prayers for war.
somebody should think of one with 'and deliver us from 50 cal piercing rounds'
BudeauxBoy
11-23-2005, 12:01 PM
Pilot - "Ohh, I never knew it was so big."
Gunner - "Yes me too, it's huge."
len.bf2
11-23-2005, 02:58 PM
LoL! nice one.. :D
Private_Adam
11-23-2005, 07:10 PM
Lol pertty nice
OWNAGE TIME
11-23-2005, 07:33 PM
Lord guard and guide the ones who fly, beneath the deep and darkening sky. Be with them, traversing the air; in raging storm or sunshine fair.
Very good!!
~Ownage
Mosstrooper
11-24-2005, 03:18 AM
Brilliant.
Raxor
11-24-2005, 04:30 PM
great pic talus :D
ST12 Commando
11-24-2005, 11:02 PM
Umm... i didnt get the post above me but W/E Great Pic lol i love it!
Talus
11-24-2005, 11:52 PM
great pic talus :D
Hehe...I noticed you were in the pic too ;)
Wrighty09
03-01-2006, 03:08 AM
What Their Thinking
Oh Great Lord Allah
Deliver us From the Infidels
The American Scum shall pay for their infiedlity
Allah Allah Allah
"DURKA DURKA MUHAMMED JIHAD"
Wait Were American oh in that case
Oh Great Lord
Deliver us from the Allah Belieing Scum
The MEC Scum shall pay for their Muhammed Jihadyness
Lord Lord Lord
"FOR GEORGE BUSH AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE"
good sh** dude lol
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