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GameWizard
02-24-2006, 05:27 AM
<div align="center"><a href="http://www.totalbf2.com/images.php?img=potd/traffic.jpg" target="_self"><img src="http://www.totalbf2.com/potd/traffic.jpg" border="0"></a></div>

DrunkenPirate
02-24-2006, 05:30 AM
Oh my.. :o

spike88
02-24-2006, 05:30 AM
I dare not to say I am the first post, (in fact I am the third...)but what the hell. Anyways funny Pod, good thing F22s can take of vertically right?

Jackass
02-24-2006, 05:32 AM
Yeah they can take of vertically, but it's going to be hard to actually get out of the traffic jam. :D

Nice picture, I guess, it's from the Sir. community. :)

BiG_F0X
02-24-2006, 05:39 AM
Earliest i have ever been on a POTD thread. sweeeet.

Nice pic, and gj landing lol! :D

TheGuyWhoShotU
02-24-2006, 05:42 AM
I wonder what would happen if somebody got road rage.....

Balk-hawk-man2
02-24-2006, 05:48 AM
Honk! HONK!

poisonsoul
02-24-2006, 05:49 AM
No blackhawks?

Jackass
02-24-2006, 05:52 AM
No Blackhawks!

NiteCyper
02-24-2006, 05:55 AM
Um... NOT PHOTOSHOPPAGE. Do you see those graphics? Unbelievable, mate! Not really anything funny to say about it except, NO BLACKHAWKS?! (<- Meh, couldn't think o' anything else...)

AnnihilateYZ
02-24-2006, 05:56 AM
can u say sweet graphics?

I-Kodiak-I
02-24-2006, 06:01 AM
hahaha :laugh: nice one

D|sso
02-24-2006, 06:04 AM
I dare not to say I am the first post, (in fact I am the third...)but what the hell. Anyways funny Pod, good thing F22s can take of vertically right?

Yeah they can take of vertically, but it's going to be hard to actually get out of the traffic jam. :D

No, F-22s cant. I've seen people refer to the F-35 as the Harrier, but F-22 lol..

I dare not to say I am the first post, (in fact I am the third...)

Guess again ;)

an army medic
02-24-2006, 06:05 AM
what happend to my first post? this makes me mad! but,these i thought were harriers http://www.bbc.co.uk/jersey/content/images/2004/12/23/harrier11_300x200.jpg

Casey
02-24-2006, 06:09 AM
Wow, that's a lot of jets

Coderedpl
02-24-2006, 06:16 AM
anybody have c4s?
i think my comp will fry when everything blows up

Sir. DarkEagle
02-24-2006, 06:21 AM
Lol you should see the other ones we have :D

http://www.totalbf2.com/forums/showthread.php?t=58627&page=2

TexasRebel
02-24-2006, 07:02 AM
is that a certin map in the game or?? an where the F22s coem from a mod ?

Jim_Sniper
02-24-2006, 07:03 AM
what happend to my first post? this makes me mad! but,these i thought were harriers http://www.bbc.co.uk/jersey/content/images/2004/12/23/harrier11_300x200.jpg

w00t harriers :D:D y arint they in EF? o well :/ hmmmm
yes the logistics of taking off wud be quite hard on that one since most of the wings are over lapping :D. like to see some one jet a whole sqadron nicly lined up on the ship like in real life.

voLcar
02-24-2006, 07:33 AM
nice ;D, you should have the pilots in there too :D

crowfoot
02-24-2006, 07:51 AM
wow 7/10

SmokeySnipe
02-24-2006, 08:40 AM
pretty !

nadir_ali
02-24-2006, 09:11 AM
actually, the harriers featured in bf2 are f-35 Joint Strike Fighter experimental harriers (i think RAF's experiment).
http://www.raf.mod.uk/equipment/jsf.html

Mekstizzle
02-24-2006, 09:56 AM
Damn them Yanks. Overfunded Air Force, yet they still beleive rubber boats are the way forward to get troops on the shore. :mad:

XxXspaXxX
02-24-2006, 10:00 AM
O_o how the **** have he did that omg lol love nederland XD

Mr.EvilDoer
02-24-2006, 10:02 AM
Plane whore heaven!

0likid
02-24-2006, 10:21 AM
just imagine new york city....
and then theres this...
which is worse?
(lol at all the plane whores, they'll be having fun)

WDA_Endless954
02-24-2006, 10:26 AM
Nice pic! I gotta get a mod like that, lol.

Gawwad
02-24-2006, 10:48 AM
actually, the harriers featured in bf2 are f-35 Joint Strike Fighter experimental harriers (i think RAF's experiment).
http://www.raf.mod.uk/equipment/jsf.html
It has nothing to do with harriers. It's F-35 like you said and it's being developed in the USA.

Oh and nice pic :)

Splinter
02-24-2006, 11:25 AM
I would love to see pilots in all of them trying to take off.

F***ing move prick
screw you I was here first

Kronicle
02-24-2006, 11:26 AM
They have been cancelled. :) Either way, doesn't matter I guess.

Sir. SashDaMan
02-24-2006, 11:28 AM
It's not a mod :) You don't need to download anything, it's just and altered server file that the server admin can edit. :)

Sir. have been doing loads of things like this,
Scroll to the bottom two. (http://www.totalbf2.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10926&page=31)
If you want to take part some time, PM or email me.

SpectreZH
02-24-2006, 12:37 PM
nice,

thats a really big offensive force is somebody decide to use all the jets!

pYura
02-24-2006, 12:41 PM
sensless pic, dont like it

Jackass
02-24-2006, 01:18 PM
No, F-22s cant. I've seen people refer to the F-35 as the Harrier, but F-22 lol..



Guess again ;)

Doh, I KNOW it was the other guy that was thinking the F-22 can, I KNOW IT IS A F-35 whatever on the carrier. Omg

chachmo
02-24-2006, 01:49 PM
An F-22 or F-117 would be nice, I wonder how they could implement stealth in the game.. never show on radar, impervious to AA?? Heh.

StalkerZERO
02-24-2006, 02:53 PM
Theres a couple things this makes me think about.......
Wouldn't it be cool if bf2 support a server of about 500? It would be too little to be called a mmopfs so you wouldn't have to pay 10 bucks a month. But its large enough to have a few actual air squadrons to do real dog fight battles in the sky. :)
Also, it just occured to me that the aircraft carrier design in game is based on the old world war II layout. Where the heck is the angled deck? Modern carriers are much larger as a matter of fact and have angled decks. There should be more room for those planes. Is there a mod out that models a brand new carrier like the Ronald Reagan or something? :)

herv_prometheus
02-24-2006, 03:19 PM
EAs fix for jet whores

1337^Susie
02-24-2006, 03:23 PM
C4 Anyone?

ConscriptVirus
02-24-2006, 04:03 PM
can u say sweet graphics?

ya! thats like..sweet..comapred to wat my 5200 can muster...
btw the f35 isnt a harrier...but theyre similiar becaue theyre v/stol or something like that

pretty nice pic tho...i would love to play a map with just all aircombat

imported_mn9500
02-24-2006, 04:13 PM
with battlerecorder u can see these kinda graphics any time you want with any system.

machstem
02-24-2006, 04:24 PM
with battlerecorder u can see these kinda graphics any time you want with any system.

Are you sure about that?

It technically runs at whatever your game's graphic settings are set to.

I'm doubtful about that.

Sir. Xios
02-24-2006, 04:34 PM
You can turn your grahpics up to Max for battlerecorder, as low frame rate isnt an issue when taking pictures.

zephyrus
02-24-2006, 04:56 PM
that is not an f-22 its an f-35 and yes it can take-off and land verticaly and can fly at supersonic speed unlike the harrier that is slower.

http://uplink.space.com/attachments/251857-f35-6.jpg

the one on an army medic's picture is the harrier. it can also take off and land vertical.

nice picture btw. hope u can fly them all :)

greensOplenty
02-24-2006, 05:08 PM
id rather see a nice face shot with a tank shell or something

Rambo-82(NOR)
02-24-2006, 05:18 PM
parking ticket in the air? :)

Raphael
02-24-2006, 06:13 PM
lol imagine if there was artilleery

CommanderD
02-24-2006, 06:24 PM
Could you imagien all those flying it would be the ultimate plane whore battle the ground forces wouldn't stand a chance.

imported_Sacramento
02-24-2006, 06:26 PM
Sir Community Rocks!!! :d

imported_Lucky-Strike90
02-24-2006, 07:27 PM
I dare not to say I am the first post, (in fact I am the third...)but what the hell. Anyways funny Pod, good thing F22s can take of vertically right?

thought it was F-35B:D

N2K
02-24-2006, 07:37 PM
sweet, i took that :D, took me a while and i had to drive them forward real slow

here another one

http://members.cox.net/n2k2/rushhour.jpg

EDIT: at the end i put c4s in the middle and it caused a chain reaction

irishblade89
02-24-2006, 07:52 PM
Also, it just occured to me that the aircraft carrier design in game is based on the old world war II layout. Where the heck is the angled deck? Modern carriers are much larger as a matter of fact and have angled decks. There should be more room for those planes. Is there a mod out that models a brand new carrier like the Ronald Reagan or something? :)

Those aren't the big Nimitz classes of the Navy. They're just USMC assault carriers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amphibious_assault_ship Here's more info on 'em.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Essex_%28LHD-2%29 This is the one featured in the game.

Hustler_Baby
02-24-2006, 07:53 PM
There arent any Blackhawks on the Carrier on the Dragon Valley map.

irishblade89
02-24-2006, 07:56 PM
Also, it just occured to me that the aircraft carrier design in game is based on the old world war II layout. Where the heck is the angled deck? Modern carriers are much larger as a matter of fact and have angled decks. There should be more room for those planes. Is there a mod out that models a brand new carrier like the Ronald Reagan or something? :)

It isn't a Navy Nimitz class like the Reagan. It's a Wasp class assault ship.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wasp_class_amphibious_assault_ship

Jinx_of_War
02-24-2006, 08:01 PM
Tres Tres kickass..... That must have taken a lot of time to set up. Seriously.

Jinx_of_War
02-24-2006, 08:04 PM
It isn't a Navy Nimitz class like the Reagan. It's a Wasp class assault ship.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wasp_class_amphibious_assault_ship

Ronald Reagan..... Does the ship make crappy movies, raise taxes after promising not to and then die with a cause of alzhimers (I have no idea how to spell that) that he had while it was in office? Cause that would actually be pretty cool.:evil:

Jinx_of_War
02-24-2006, 08:05 PM
Could you imagien all those flying it would be the ultimate plane battle the ground forces wouldn't stand a chance.

Nice. Then again, thats why buildings are sometimes handy!:D

FlamingPenguin
02-24-2006, 08:34 PM
nice use of photoshop...8.5/10

PsYcHo.KiLLa
02-24-2006, 08:55 PM
Lol I like it. 9/10.

Good job Sir. comm.

Must've been a hastle.

Punisher18
02-24-2006, 08:57 PM
Nice pic
Yeti........ it is not photoshop.... use those 2 sphere shaped things in your head and open the flaps around them...

imported_KC.JADE
02-24-2006, 09:03 PM
I wonder what would happen if somebody got road rage.....

hahahahah lol

Dr.D
02-24-2006, 09:39 PM
I wish to take off in one and slam it into the pile at top speed....

N2K
02-24-2006, 09:56 PM
nice use of photoshop...8.5/10

You tard, if you read all the other threads you wouldnt say it was photoshop, do your reaserch then try to be a smartass

Akula(old)
02-24-2006, 11:18 PM
I dare not to say I am the first post, (in fact I am the third...)but what the hell. Anyways funny Pod, good thing F22s can take of vertically right?


Time for my superior knowledge of Aircraft to kick in....

An F-22 is the Raptor. It is distinctively identified by it's two vector thrust nozzles at the tail end of the aircraft.

The fighter in B2 is called the X-35. Here is a snippet about the aircraft I got from this page (http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.edwards.af.mil/archive/2001/images/X-35_hi.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.edwards.af.mil/archive/2001/2001-archive-jsf_prepare.html&h=1475&w=1800&sz=788&tbnid=InVt8VVS01IJ:&tbnh=122&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djoint%2Bstrike%2Bfighter%26hl%3Den%26 lr%3D&oi=imagesr&start=1)

Lockheed Martin’s X-35A Joint Strike Fighter concept demonstrator lands at Edwards after its first flight Oct. 24, 2000. The X-35 was selected over the Boeing X-32 Oct. 26, just two days after the anniversary of its first flight.


Cheers ;)

zephyrus
02-24-2006, 11:52 PM
hmm.i think it is supposed to be f-35 not x-35. i think x-35 was its name when it was still on the drawing board but after the test flights and production has begun, they changed the name as f-35.

Bigtime834
02-25-2006, 12:21 AM
I wonder what would happen if somebody got road rage.....


lololololololol thats funny TheGuyWhoShotU i like that name and its kind of funny it says your name and then show a picture of a US sniper and I just relate to that lolo

SIRMERCSALOT
02-25-2006, 02:38 AM
Well since I didn't see a "no flaming" sign attached to this thread, here goes.....F O R T H E L O V E O F G O D! ! ! !..........Will you guys please give the whole "My life-less, retarded, hopelessly lonely, not only did I notice I posted first but Im hoping that you too are retarded enough to care I feel a burnin desire to point it out for all to see" thing a rest!!!
P L E A S E!!!!! I think anyone who can read will be able to figure out what post # your usually less than interesting comments happen to fall under!! With that said, nice POTD!! And yes.....I do feel better now!!:thatsbad:

britishbornazn
02-25-2006, 03:32 AM
Nice pic
Yeti........ it is not photoshop.... use those 2 sphere shaped things in your head and open the flaps around them...

lmao!
very nice pic. i wish i could've seen that c4 chain reaction :) .

-(PK)-DarkIllusion
02-25-2006, 04:37 AM
where are the flying tubs!

aznmaster19
02-25-2006, 05:16 AM
i would like to play on that map

Sir. Akland
02-25-2006, 05:18 AM
All Heil Sir. Elxx!

machstem
02-25-2006, 06:26 AM
You can turn your grahpics up to Max for battlerecorder, as low frame rate isnt an issue when taking pictures.

I guess I meant for Battlerecorder viewing, it still renders it with your videocard.

For screenshots, why the hell not.

PEACE

N2K
02-25-2006, 06:49 AM
Yes i did that on the Sir server :D

Muttmonsta
02-25-2006, 09:14 AM
All I can think of is that you would spawn on the carrier, start running towards any one of the planes, and get shot in the back by some tard crying "m i i i i i i i n e!!!"

[BambiKillerz]
02-25-2006, 01:27 PM
thought it was F-35B:D
it is the f-35b

HYP3R
02-25-2006, 03:08 PM
4 well placed C4s would blow everyone of those to hell. Kinda like GTA ;)

SgtMaj.Sudano
02-25-2006, 03:31 PM
How do you do that? Can you spawn stuff in bf2?

Robske007a
02-25-2006, 07:25 PM
I've seen better, its just a picture taken with the editor, nothing special

Robske007a
02-25-2006, 07:25 PM
How do you do that? Can you spawn stuff in bf2?

It's done with the BF2 editor

Pelton
02-25-2006, 07:47 PM
Oh to have my trigger on the artillery button. May not get any kills but would be nice to see all them go boom.

FordMustang
02-25-2006, 08:07 PM
Robske, it's not the editor. Its a server side mod, so you could go into the Sir Server and do it yourself, but i think it's on mash potato city right now :p


You guy's should see the APC bridges from Carrier to shore on oman!

Jordan_W
02-25-2006, 10:21 PM
.................

Blue Shadow
02-25-2006, 10:59 PM
Feel the need to educate those of you who are uneducated with the following completely useless information:

The Plane featured in BF2 is the F-35B this is the only variant that has the 'lift-fan' required to hover. In real life it canNOT take of Vertically with a full payload (one of the many inaccuracies in BF2) hence as shown in the picture below it has STOLV (Short Take Off and Vertical Landing) written on the tail-fin. It is in fact the Harrier REPLACEMENT and most certainly not the Harrier itself or the F-22. It is being / been developed in the US (because that's where Lockheed Martin is based) however there has been heavy involment from BAE Systems and Rolls-Royce (UK based companies). Another inaccuracy in BF2 is the fact the F-35B isn't even designed to be operated from an aircraft carrier as it doesn't feature the stronger undercarrige required to land (although due to its ability to land vertically there is no reason why it shouldn't) so in theory when u come into land the F-35 on the carrier 'normally' the undercarridge should snap off and you should be killed as the plane crashes (the lack of ejector seets prevent you from escaping safely). The Aircraft carrier variant is the F-35C which as it happens is the only variant capable of carrying 2000lb bombs like those dropped in BF2 so you could say the Dice just invented the F-35N (N00b designation) plane.

that is not an f-22 its an f-35 and yes it can take-off and land verticaly and can fly at supersonic speed unlike the harrier that is slower.

http://uplink.space.com/attachments/251857-f35-6.jpg


While I'm talking about the American aircraft and the inaccuracy of BF2 i'll also quickly point out that there is only one variant of the AH-1 with four rotor blades the AH-1Z which as far as I'm aware is actually fitted with an IR Jammer making all the SAM sites in BF2 completely useless. Ah now wouldn't that make life easier.

Karl
02-26-2006, 12:51 AM
It's done with the BF2 editor

Nope, hop into the Sir Server (64.154.39.162:16567 | Password = smacktard) and try it yourself man

nevrotiK
02-26-2006, 04:10 AM
Thank god for VTO

Private_Adam
02-26-2006, 07:13 AM
lol thats a good one

N2K
02-26-2006, 07:16 AM
Nope, hop into the Sir Server (64.154.39.162:16567 | Password = smacktard) and try it yourself man

And tell them its not with Photoshop either :D

Karl
02-26-2006, 03:37 PM
And it was not done in photoshop, go and try it yourself if you dont believe me...

Sniper926
02-26-2006, 11:28 PM
Great pic...looks like an impound lot !!!
"Sorry Sir, we clocked you doing 900mph in a 800mph zone...we're going to have to ask you to surrender your vehicle..."

All I gotta ask is "Who left room for those pesky choppers on the rear of the carrier ????"

StalkerZERO
02-27-2006, 12:35 PM
Those aren't the big Nimitz classes of the Navy. They're just USMC assault carriers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amphibious_assault_ship Here's more info on 'em.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Essex_%28LHD-2%29 This is the one featured in the game.

Cool I had no idea. :|:
Is there a mod that actually has a real modern carrier then?

MG36CE Fan
03-04-2006, 11:08 PM
AV-8B and F-35 can boh take off vertically.


hell F-22 can't even take off on a carrier

Wrighty09
03-09-2006, 12:56 AM
I dare not to say I am the first post, (in fact I am the third...)but what the hell. Anyways funny Pod, good thing F22s can take of vertically right?
those are nto F22s
F22s can not take off vertically
those are either bf2s version so please dont call them f22s because it pi**es me off

by the way nice pic:D

Robske007a
03-09-2006, 05:16 AM
Ok, I see now :p

Stomp-GoA-
03-10-2006, 09:58 PM
http://uplink.space.com/attachments/251857-f35-6.jpg



AH yes, the F-35. Was once also considered to be a replacement for the aging F-16 fleet we have in the Air Force. But that went out the window pretty quick.

There is some nice footage of the 35 in the Die video from Grouchy.

http://www.grouchymedia.com/videos/die_terrorists_die/download.cfm

its at about the 3:06 mark.

CommanderDiego
03-12-2006, 07:36 PM
it'd be awesome if this was a real map

Imranq
03-15-2006, 07:45 AM
Lol what the hell?

WWJN
03-15-2006, 07:52 PM
LOL thats haliours but where did you get all the jets?

Handsomedog
03-15-2006, 09:08 PM
nice pic

But you would still get some muppet TKing for one of them:laugh:

Grimlokster
03-22-2006, 03:36 AM
that is very cool