Rockstar Parking

[Evil Couch]

Battlefield 2 is full of stories. This is one of them.

It's the day in, day out grind for the Marines fighting against the MEC.
But what happens when one of their own is an *** and steals a carpool parking spot?

Violence and high speed pursuit in the quest for Rockstar Parking.

Be sure to stay tuned after the film for fun credits and bizare Battlefield 2 bugs caught on film.

Full-quality version is around 100MB
Medium-quality version is around 30MB

Thanks and enjoy!

BF2 FileFront mirror: http://battlefield2.filefront.com/file/Rockstar_Parking;60294
File Planet mirror: http://www.fileplanet.com/162241/160000/fileinfo/Battlefield-2---Rockstar-Parking
JSN mirror: http://joharisportsnetwork.com/download.php?view.41
JSN mirror of medium quality version: http://joharisportsnetwork.com/download.php?view.42

[Sir. XaliaS]

This is seriously a great laugh, I advice all of you (mature audience) to download it now!
I think the voice acting and story in this is just fantastic, and all without the aid of a soundtrack, it's really impressive. I never laughed so hard in a long time.

[Evil Couch]

Thanks. I had a lot of fun putting it together. Glad to see more people getting a kick out of it.

[QuikSilv3r47]

LOL nice video, gj :)

300th post :evil:

[DoubleVee]

LOL, hillarious video...I loved the "something completely different" :D

[-Darkstar10-]

downloading at, are you ready?

875 KBPS

dont ask me how, because i dont know. its staying constant too

[Jackass]

Hahaha, Evil Couch, you've definitly got a good sence of humor! :D

Not only was the movie hillarious, but also the readme! :p

[Evil Couch]

Thanks guys :)

[D|sso]

HAHAH...Brilliance!

Yes, the very last clip, I love it! :laugh:

The voice-overs were fantastic, great job!

[Keyelite]

haha i love the airplane part the most

[<}US{>BlackHawkPilot73]

This is the funnies Bf2 movie ive been yet :)

Good job!

thunder!..thunder!....THUNDER!

[-Darkstar10-]

haha funny video

cant really make out what the dude says before the explosion, can someone pm me what he says i dont want to spoil it for anyone who reads this

EDIT: thanks blackhawk, it makes sense now haha

[MG36CE Fan]

downloading at, are you ready?

875 KBPS

dont ask me how, because i dont know. its staying constant too



HOLY FUC[<ING SH!T

[-Darkstar10-]

HOLY FUC[<ING SH!T
yes i was shocked too

i should have taken a screen oh well

[Smiley_ie]

Nice vid guys ..... LOL :laugh:

[Evil Couch]

yes i was shocked too

i should have taken a screen oh well
yeah, if my server doesn't have too many people downloading from it, it has outstanding bandwidth. I'm kind of surprised that you managed to sustain that since this is a release week for me. Maybe it's because I got a FileFront mirror right off the bat this time around.

At any rate, thanks again for all you guys watching it and enjoying it.

[imported_BlackCougar]

I forgot to comment this movie.

Well I reckon it was soo funny haha my bro and I watched it and we cracked up you gotta make another one dude. With something as funny as that haha.
The only part I didn't like is one of the voices was really distorted but that didn't affect how much I liked it. :P

Do you wanna watch my movie I made im new to making them.
Also wat video settings do you run when you record, I ran them on high which makes me lag heaps, does it even make a difference once you have compressed the video?

[AtomicRadio]

Very funny, good job!

[Evil Couch]

I forgot to comment this movie.

Well I reckon it was soo funny haha my bro and I watched it and we cracked up you gotta make another one dude. With something as funny as that haha.
The only part I didn't like is one of the voices was really distorted but that didn't affect how much I liked it. :P

Do you wanna watch my movie I made im new to making them.
Also wat video settings do you run when you record, I ran them on high which makes me lag heaps, does it even make a difference once you have compressed the video?
I run at 800x600 and medium. the improved textures you'd get with high would make the close ups look better regardless of compression, unless you were doing some really low bit rate compression.

not sure if the longer shots would look that much better at high, but if you're close enough to see someone's face in a shot, it'd look better with high graphics settings.

[Maddawg]

That was really funny, good job.

[[3MD]D|Cpl.Kayess]

lmao great video guys, something completely different was the best part though, probably cos we werent expecting it :), 'read the patch note bitches, mines dont TK anymore' XD

[Evil Couch]

Hehe. Yeah. I had that clip and felt that I had to use it, but I didn't think that it'd work unless I gave it a voice over. I'm glad I did. It's my favorite part, too.

[darksider]

Bizzzump

[Evil Couch]

new mirror on File Planet:
http://www.fileplanet.com/162241/160000/fileinfo/Battlefield-2---Rockstar-Parking

[mystical]

haha thats cool :D

[Evil Couch]

thanks.

Nice NNY avatar.

[John-Paul]

I thoroughly enjoyed this movie, Evil Couch! There's a real dearth of comedic BF2 videos and those with genuinely funny voice-overs are even harder to find, so I loved being able to laugh out loud while watching this one.

Hell, the best thing about playing this game is all the fun you can have with friends and the way other players tend to stir strong emotions. Not many videos capture that aspect of the game but this one definitely did. Well done!

(Make some more!)

[Evil Couch]

Thanks!

Yeah, I had a ton of fun putting this one together. I've done a lot of videos before, but I think this one came together a bit better than my others. While I don't think that the lines were as funny as my "News from Karkand" film, this one had better pacing.

As much as I like doing funny stuff, I think that I'm probably going to go serious for the next few ones I do.

In the meantime, you can poke at my previous works http://joharisportsnetwork.com/download.php?list.2

*Edit*
Also, your movie Khalid's Surprise was nice and silly. Good compositing there.

[SO19Visionaries]

downloading at, are you ready?

875 KBPS

dont ask me how, because i dont know. its staying constant too

do you live in the UK? if u do and your on bt your probably one of the lucky few that got upgraded to 8Mbit broadband the other week.


and funny video!